Fun in Detention
Ever since Kyle had lived in Galaxy Hills and had been enrolled in the town's elementary school, he had never been assigned to a detention. That was because he never missed a homework assignment and he never goofed off in class.
Unlike his two uh… friends Fanboy and Chum chum, he never played pranks on the teacher or called without raising his hand and he always did his homework. Fanboy and Chum chum of course, were the troublemakers, and were always in detention. Kyle assumed he would never receive a detention even if he tried. But that was going to change.
Kyle walked along the sidewalk toward school. His necronomicon was safely tucked under his arm and he carried his book bag with his other hand. Ugh! It was so heavy from all the homework Mr. Mufflin had assigned the day before. Eighty-five problems of Math homework were just too much! Kyle was too glad when he finally walked up the school steps.
Kyle walked down the school hallway trying to avoid being trampled alive by the other students. There was a rule in school that almost no one follows: Don't run in the hallways! Which was everyone was doing except for the emo kids and some of the goths, who walked slowly with their heads down.
Kyle looked at his silver expensive watch. "Oh, Sheep shank!" Kyle groaned. It was 7:58! Wait, no, make that 7:59!
Kyle shifted the wait of his book bag and ran to his locker and started fumbling with the lock. Oh, Gosh. It wouldn't open! "Come on, come on!" Kyle panicked. He couldn't be late now! Aha! It opened and Kyle grabbed his Math notebook. As he ran towards his classroom, he glanced at his watch again. Oh geez! Only 20 seconds to go!
Kyle quickly dodged other kids that were also late for class and raced towards his classroom door.
Seventeen seconds…
He was six yards from the door when a purple and green figure popped out of nowhere! Kyle gasped and tried to stop but instead he crashed into the kid and they both crashed into their classroom door.
Thirteen seconds…
Kyle groaned in pain and jumped up. He glared at the costumed kid who was known as Fanboy. "Watch where you're going you ninny! You practically gave me a broken leg!"
Ten seconds…
Fanboy's best friend Chum chum walked up next to them. "Well, actually it was you running so… yeah." Chum chum pointed out.
Eight seconds…
Fanboy shrugged and smiled. "Eh, it could have been worse. You could've cracked your-
"I don't want to hear it," Kyle said. If Kyle heard anything about gross injuries he would get all… um… grossed out. It made him sick just to think about it.
Three seconds…
Oh no! Kyle remembered the bell.
Two seconds…
He frantically pushed past Fanboy who was still blocking the doorway.
One second…
All he needed to do was walk inside when… RIIIIIINNNNNG!
"Nooooo!" Kyle yelled. He covered his hands with his face. He was so ashamed. He would have to receive a punishment from Mr. Mufflin for being late and that punishment would be a detention! He groaned. Perfect.
Kyle focused his anger on the two people standing next to him. "You idiots! Do you realize what has happened to me?"
Fanboy shook his head. "Nope. I have no idea." Idiot. And with that, he walked into the classroom with Chum chum trailed behind him.
Kyle sighed and leaned against the school walls. Then he had a brilliant idea! He could just conjure up his scrivener elf- wait, no that wouldn't work. It was scrivener elf's day off. Dang it.
Kyle opened the door a crack and peeked inside. He watched as Mr. Mufflin gave Fanboy and Chum chum a lecture on being late, and common classroom courtesy, and… blah blah blah. Mr. Mufflin handed the twosome detention slips. Kyle could tell the two didn't care because they actually cheered and skipped to their seats. They were actually happy? That's just weird.
Kyle opened the door all the way and stepped inside. The class stared at him.
"Late kid!" Someone half yelled half whispered. The whole class laughed, making Kyle blush with embarrassment.
Mr. Mufflin looked up from his paperwork. He didn't say anything but he did handed Kyle a pink slip. Kyle brought it up to his face and read it. Oh great! It was a detention slip.
"Look's like the teacher's pet just got punned!" Someone half yelled half whispered. The whole class laughed again. Kyle glared at his classmates and walked to his desk and sat down.
Fanboy looked at Kyle and gave him the thumbs up sign. "Kyle, relax! Detention will be really fun, I can tell you that right now!"
Kyle rubbed his temples. "Sure it is. And the moon is made of green cheese." He said sarcastically.
Fanboy's eyes widened. "It is?"
Kyle rolled his eyes and sighed. What if Fanboy was right? What if he making a big deal over nothing? Detention couldn't be that bad… could it?
After school…
"Great. Six hours of boredom, and another hour at school my life is going to be wasted." Kyle groaned.
He was walking towards the detention room. Well actually, the science room. The real detention room was already full. How many morons are at this school anyhow?
Well… he would just have to wait and see how fun detention really was.