Title: Sweet Sixteen
Author: OCDegrassi (Holly)
Pairings: None
Rating: K+
Warnings: Minimal Language
Note: This was written in response to yellow 14's 'I've Always Wanted to Do That' Challenge.

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The Death Eaters arrived one by one to the Malfoy Manor after being summoned by the Dark Lord. They stood silently in front of their master, ready to follow any orders he gave.

When everyone was there, Voldemort stepped forward to face his followers. The pale man with slits for a nostril spoke in a cold and hissing voice.

"I've called you all here today for an issue of utmost importance. This may very well be the most important issue that we've ever faced." Everyone waited in bated breath to find out more.

"My Sweet Sixteen party!" He screamed and pulled out party hats. He threw them to the death eaters who caught them excitedly.

Lucius started the music and Bellatrix used her wand to fill the room with balloons. Rodolphus cast a spell to create a table full of food.

Voldemort started to shake his ass as everyone danced around him. They were swatting the balloons and head banging to "Bad Boys."

Severus regarded his peers with raised eyebrows and rolled his eyes. "My lord, no disrespect, but aren't you a bit older than 16?"

Voldemort crossed his arms in annoyance. "Not by much, but if you must know, I never got a sweet 16 party when I was a kid, and I've always wanted to have one. So now that I am the most powerful Dark Lord of all time, I am treating myself to the party I never had! Dance with me, Severus!"

Severus walked away and the Dark Lord shrugged. Bellatrix tried to booty dance next to him, but he bumped her with his butt and sent her flying across the room. He then proceeded to sing "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"

Severus gritted his teeth. The Dark Lord really was nuts. Then again, so was Dumbledore. How was it that the two most powerful wizards in the world were the absolute craziest?

He tried to back out of the door but was grabbed by Lucius who spun him around. Rabastan accidentally stepped on a balloon and it popped. Everyone froze at the sound as Voldemort stared in shock at the dead balloon.

"NOOO! My best friend!" He fell to the ground and cradled the broken pieces in his hands and wept. Everyone shot Rabastan a dirty look for ruining the party.

Severus rolled his eyes again and cast a spell that fixed the balloon. Voldemort smiled like a kid in a candy store. "YAY! You fixed him, Severus! I will love you forever!"

He kissed the balloon and began to dance with it, spinning around in glee. Severus walked out as everyone resumed their dancing, eating, and general merry-making.

He might as well have checked himself into an insane asylum. He heard Lucius scream from inside, "Best party EVER!"

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