Her Name Is Haruno Blossom
*Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of these characters but my Oc's*
Thoughts are in this font : Thoughts
Sitting in his office, 35 year old Kakuzu making an honest day's living. He wasn't the average man, standing approximately at 6 ft 3 with dark tan skin that was covered in stitch-like tattoo's, even at each corner of his mouth. His face was rather handsome and he had acid green eyes that practically glowed all the time. He had long black hair that practically cascaded down his back yet it never bothered him as he would hold it back with a hair tie on occasions.
Kakuzu worked as an accountant for the Uchiha corporation in Konoha. His attire consisted of a black business suit with a green tie the color if his eyes with black shoes, sitting at his desk with his pre-lunch coffee. He groaned as he checked the finances of the business. The corp was making a lot of profit as usual but a lot of money was being spent on fancy new office equipment. Expensive…. He bitterly thought.
"Kakuzu!" a silver haired man wearing a similar suit but with a purple tie barged into his office. Kakuzu let out an irritated groan.
"What is it now Hidan?" he asked the silvered haired man who decided to use his desk as a seat.
"Happy to see you too buddy" Hidan practically grinned out, ignoring the cold glare Kakazu was sending his way. "So anyway you heading out for lunch or what I'm fucking starving!" he complained.
"Get your own lunch," Kakuzu plainly informed Hidan and pushed him off his desk.
Hidan pouted, "But I'm fucking starving! And the Uchiha bitch won't let me out of here until I finish his stupid paperwork!" he complained.
"Too bad," kakuzu boredly responded, stacking the account records in order.
"So you're just gonna let me starve? After all we've been through together and this is what I get in return?!" Hidan protested. "Not my problem" came another bored response from Kakuzu who was now placing the records in the office cabinet.
Hidan refused to back down and spent the next ten minutes pestering his stitched tattoo friend to get him lunch. Kakuzu felt like murdering the purple eyed man as he fought off the headache that was forming.
Eventually he couldn't take it anymore and threw a chair at Hidan, breaking it in the process. Though he felt pain, Hidan got up as if he didn't feel a single ounce of it with a grin on his face.
"You stupid motherfucker! Shut the fuck up! Look what you made me do that chair was expensive!" Kakuzu yelled out, gripping Hidan's shirt.
Hidan smirked, "I'll go away if you get me lunch." If looks could kill Hidan would have been in fiery hell.
"Fine! But you better not bother me for the rest of the day and you're paying to replace that chair!" he yelled. Hidan nodded in agreement and Kakuzu let him go to retrieve his car keys and headed out the door.
"Get me a beer and a large pizza!" Hidan shouted behind him as he left the office shutting the door harshly.
Kakuzu muttered obscene languages on his way out the building signing the roll book next to a sleeping Zetsu before walking out to his black 2017 bmw 3-series. He chirped the keys, hopped in his vehicle and took off.
He pressed the play button on his car deck and let the sounds of his slipknot album roar throughout his vehicle as he bumped his head to the lyrics. In his head he debated on which food outlet to purchase food from. Hidan said he wanted beer and pizza but the closest pizza place was at least an 45 minutes away and Kakuzu didn't feel like wasting his gas for the runt's pizza so he decided on Subway which was a gas friendly 10 minute drive.
Kakuzu pulled into a small traffic jam on the way and with a long sigh he gazed out the window. From his sight, he noticed there were a lot of Konoha college school students, noticeable by the ID badges they wore with a popping gold leash with the Konoha symbol printed multiple times on it, walking along the sidewalks. By the number of them Kakuzu assumed they were either on lunch break or skipping class too bad he didn't care though and he took off as the traffic eased.
He pulled into the subway parking lot, parked his car and entered the building taking his place in line which had 6 other people in front of him but he didn't mind since he was deciding on what to buy.
Eventually Kakuzu decided on two of Subway's pizza specials for Hidan and a teriyaki footlong club for himself and two sprites. Screw Hidan's beer time is money and the food wasn't too expensive so he was okay with it.
The line went down to four people including himself and he began to gaze around in boredom. He took a glance through the glass shield and saw a red Toyota Yaris and a navy blue Porsche pull up alongside his car. He watched as a bunch of college students came out and made their way into the outlet.
Not wanting to appear creepy, though he really didn't care at the same time, but whatever, Kakuzu stole occasional glances at the students from the corner of his eyes. From what he saw there was:
A pink haired girl with short hair and green eyes, a blue eyed blonde girl with a ponytail, a long blue haired girl white almost lavender eyes, a girl with brown buns in her hair with brown eyes and a girl with curly red hair and sea green eyes. The line once again got shorter and he continued observing the students.
They sat at a table at far right of him chatting as the rest of the bunch joined them consisting of the Uchiha's little brother, a spikey haired blonde with blue eyes, a pineapple brown haired guy with brown eyes, a white eyed guy with long brown hair and a guy with short spiky hair with animal like eyes and red fang marks on his face.
As Kakuzu became the second to last person in line he noticed the redhead girl and the fang boy get behind him in line as they were having a small chat. Finally it was his turn and he proceeded to order and awaited his lunch as the workers prepared it for him. While waiting at the cashier he noticed the duo ordering a wide variety at of subs and drinks undoubtedly assuming they were ordering for their peers as well.
He collected his order and made a quick break for the door. Then it hit him, before Kakuzu could open the door, he remembered he didn't take straws so he quickly turned around only to bump into someone dropping his sub in the process. Before he could retaliate the person let out a quick sorry and picked up his sub for him, holding it out for him in a hand.
It was the curly redhead girl. Kakuzu politely took the sub from the girl's hand as she continued to babble more apologies with a red blush on her face. He took this quick moment to take in the girl's appearance. She was quite beautiful, he had to admit. Her hair and eyes complimented her face and her sun kissed skin. She looked about 5 ft 6, no more than 19.
"It's okay, I didn't watch where I was going either," he ended her babbling.
She gave him a small smile, " I'm Blossom," she held out a hand French manicured hand to him.
"Kakuzu," he said and shook her hand.
"Well it was unfortunate we had to meet this way Kakuzu, but excuse me I have subs to dress," she smiled again and inched her body to leave.
Without any thought, "Me too," Kakuzu replied walking to the condiments section with her. He proceeded to dress his sub taking in Blossom's appearance from the corner of his eyes as she organized her friends sub's.
She was a rather well proportioned young lady. Blossom wore a red short sleeved v-neck and a skinny black jean with a red converse. She had an average bust, a flat stomach, a defined waistline, thick thighs and more than the average bum. He didn't fail to notice her arms looked toned and a bit muscular. He smirked at this. A Pretty Little Thing…..
Before he could start a conversation with her the fang boy showed up with a tray of subs in his hands. "Heh there you are, I forgot to dress these things," he said to her as she turned her attention to him.
"Here hold my tray I'll dress those for you, you can bring them to the others if you want," Blossom said to him.
" I don't mind the wait," the fang boy said and gave her a grin and she smiled at him before dressing the other subs. Kakuzu kept a straight face as he finished dressing his sub. He looked at her and said, "It was nice meeting you Blossom," inching his body to walk away he also noticed the fang boy turn his attention to him as she spoke, "You too Kakuzu , take care," then walked off together to their friends.
Remembering the straws this time he walked over to the counters and grabbed a couple before heading out the door. He opened his car and placed the items safely in the passenger's seat and drinks in the cup holders as he hopped in. Before taking off he took a last glance into the outlets glass shield at Blossom. She was smiling and chatting with her friends with fang boy's arm behind her chair. Probably her boyfriend…
He then headed back to work.
Kakuzu arrived back on work in 12 minutes time with the lunches. He hopped out his vehicle, locking it right afterward and strolled into the building signing the roll book once again. He walked through the hallway to Hidan's office , seeing the man finally finished his work and placed the lunch and soda on his desk and walked off.
Hidan being as starved as ever immediately dug into his pizza's stuffing taking a bite of two at the same time. The silver haired man then reached for his drink, "KAKUZU YOU FUCKER THIS ISN'T BEER!"
Ignoring Hidan's loud outburst, Kakuzu made his way to the staffroom where he saw Kisame, Sasori and Deidara talking. He pulled a chair and began eating his lunch. " So did you guys hear Fugaku's brining in a new a secretary tomorrow?" asked the blonde man.
Kakuzu ears perked up at this, " Hmm, male or female?" Sasori inquired.
" Not sure," Deidara simply answered.
" Man..I hope its woman we already have enough men in this company ," Kisame, the shark-like man complained.
" Not like she'd want you anyway," came kakuzu's somewhat friendly jab.
"As if she'd want you either, you look like a freak," Kisame playfully retorted, "Speak for yourself," Kakuzu retaliated with a chuckle, now sipping his sprite.
"Touche" Kisame grinned revealing pointy teeth.
"What if she's hot un?" came Deidara.
"Then I'd bang the fuck out of her," came an arrogant voice from the doorway. Hidan propped up against the wall, "As long as she got tits I'm good."
"With a banging body," Kisame said grinning.
" So what if she's fat?" Sasori questioned.
"Jashin No!" Hidan yelled in disgust causing the men to snicker.
" Eh I like em a bit plump I wouldn't want to squish her," the shark man reasoned.
"As long as she looks good," Deidara answered and Sasori shrugged, " But what if she's ugly?" he asked.
"Then we use her to scare the pigeons off the balcony," Kisame said erupting into laughter with the others. The men then went into a long detailed debate over the supposed woman's features that even kakuzu participated in and quite frankly he enjoyed it.
After that the day went quite smoothly for kakuzu. There was No Hidan, It was peaceful, He got paid, He finished all his work at 3 instead of 4 and got to leave early. He made sure his office was neat and presentable for tomorrow , locked it, grabbed his briefcase and made his way out the building.
Kakuzu stopped at the front desk to sign himself out when he saw the Uchiha's brother bringing in boxes through the door. Sasuke, the younger heir to the Uchiha Corp, held 4 tall boxes in his arms and placed them a little beyond the front desk. He assumed it was the new stock and office equipment they ordered a week ago.
"Need some help with those?" he offered the boy knowing there were many more boxes to be carried.
"No thanks, I got help," he replied before seeing a blonde boy, a pinkette girl and a redhead girl come in carrying 4 boxes in their arms as well.
"Teme, where do we put these?" asked the blonde male he recognized to be Naruto Uzumaki, heir to Namikaze Corp.
Sasuke pointed to the area where he previously set down boxes and the trio set them down. The blonde looked at the boxes then folded his arms behind his head, "Uh Teme, how much more of these do we have to bring in again?" he asked.
" Forty," Sasuke bluntly replied.
" F-Forty !" the blonde exclaimed earning a punch in head from the pinkette. "Quit complaining!" she scolded him. "Oww…Sakura…" the boy replied rubbing his head.
"Jeez, you didn't have to hit him that hard you know," came a voice from the redhead girl. Wait Wait Wait a red head girl?.
Kakuzu turned his attention to the girl speaking to the pinkette. " He was being annoying," the pinkette sassed, placing her hands on her hips.
"So? you annoy me all the time and you don't see me boxing you in the head," the red head replied folding her arms she pushed back a curly strand of hair behind her ear.
"Because you love me too much," the pinkette grinned.
"No, not really," the redhead lazily replied.
"Bitch," the pinkette retorted, causing the red head to smirk.
"Hey what are you staring at?" Kakuzu heard a voice , snapping him out of his trance. He turned his head to see Naruto looking at him with narrowed eyes.
"Oh yeah," Sasuke started, "Guys this is Itachi's friend and the head accountant of the Uchiha Corp, Kakuzu," Sasuke introduced.
The blonde then appeared in front of him as he went in to introduce himself, " My name is Uzumaki Naruto and one day I'm gonna take over Namikaze Corp!" he exclaimed pointing his thumb at himself.
"Dobe no-one cares," Sasuke lazily scolded.
Grr…Sasuke!" he exclaimed again. The pinkette shoved the blonde out the way. " I'm Haruno Sakura , pleased to meet you sir," she introduced herself holding out a hand to him which he shook.
The familiar looking red head didn't approach him but gave him a questioning look. "Don't I know you from somewhere?" she suddenly questioned raising an eyebrow. Before he could answer the pinkette jumped in, " I apologize for my cousin's rudeness, her name is Haruno Blossom," she said to him giving her a quick a glare.
Blossom…..I remember her.
"It's ok," he told Sakura. He turned his attention to Blossom, " Yes, we met at subway earlier." Kakuzu explained.
Her eyes lit up, "Oh yeah, I ran into you , sorry about that," she grinned.
"You don't have to keep apologizing," he said fighting off a smirk but he failed.
"Sorry, it's a habit," she said this time smiling at him. He wanted to say something but Sasuke beat him to it " Guys we have work to do, let's go," Sasuke instructed them walking through the door.
"Well duty calls later," she turned away from him to walk with Sakura and Naruto.
"Wait!" he called out at the three getting their attention. Kakuzu placed his briefcase on the desk and took off his black jacket revealing a long sleeved white button down shirt, "I'll help out too," he said, offering his help whether they wanted it or not.
Naruto was the first to react, "Really? Thanks that'd be great!" he exclaimed. Sakura gave him a smile and Blossom just glanced at him before walking through the door with them.
Kakuzu swiftly followed behind them out to the truck Sasuke brought the boxes with and began unloading. He decided on stacking 6 boxes 3 in each arm for every trip he'd make. From the corner of his eyes he saw Blossom looking at him, then turn away when he returned the look. This went on through the entire unloading process even from Sakura too. It took them approximately 10 minutes.
When they finally finished, Sakura was the first to approach him, "Wow you're really strong!" she commented.
"Thank you," he plainly answered, hearing Sasuke scoff in the background. Sakura then giggled and ran over to him and kissed his face which then turned into a full make-out session.
Kakuzu turned around to see Blossom and Naruto folding their arms, looking in disgust at the couple. He took this as a chance to talk to her. He appeared next her, "Hi," he said. "Hey," she replied now giving him her attention.
"You're strong," she briefly commented glancing at his chest making him smirk. "Like what you see?" he teased. "You lift," she said turning her face away as she blushed.
"Yes, do you?" he asked trying to start a conversation.
"I do, how much do you bench?" she asked looking at him again.
"I don't know," he bluntly answered. She gave him a wide eyed expression, "Then how are you so str-," "I master in kung fu and kickboxing, I only lift whatever is closest to me" he cut her off.
She gave him a concerned look, "Like what exactly?" she asked.
"Training equipment, my bed, the fridge-," "The fridge?" she cut him off, "Don't you have food in there?"
"Not really, I don't cook," he said.
"How come?" she asked tilting her head to the side in curiosity much like a pet would do as she looked at him. "I never bothered learning," Kakuzu bluntly replied.
"Well you sho-,"
"KAKUZU!" a loud arrogant voice cut her off.
Damn You Hidan….
"You thought I forgot didn't you? You owe me a fucking beer you jerk!" Hidan yelled out to the entire lot.
"Friend of yours?" she asked Kakuzu , eyeing the silver haired man who was now approaching them.
"Sadly yes," was all he said and Blossom nodded
. "Who's the bitch?" Hidan asked eyeing Blossom.
"You Apparently," Blossom plainly said she greeted Kakuzu goodbye and walked from the two.
Kakuzu let out a angry growl. "What the fuck do you want?" he snapped at Hidan.
"The fucking beer you owe me," Hidan practically yelled at him.
"I don't owe you shit," Kakuzu glared.
"Yes you do you cheap bastard sprite isn't beer you fucking owe me!" Hidan yelled again in complaint.
"The deal was if I bought you lunch you'd leave me alone," he yelled back.
"And I specifically asked for pizza and a beer is sprite beer? No it isn't! you owe me!" Hidan yelled again.
Kakuzu boiling with anger turned away from Hidan only to see the teens and the truck gone.
"You bastard! Look at me when I'm talking to you!" Hidan exclaimed grabbing his shirt.
Kakuzu yanked away from Hidan and stormed over to his vehicle with a raging Hidan stalking behind him. He got in the car and locked the doors in attempt to cool down. That didn't stop Hidan though…. Hidan yelled all the profanities that came to his head and he started banging on Kakuzu's car.
He instantly rolled down the window, "Are you out of your fucking mind?! This was expensive!" Kakuzu practically screeched out.
Certainly their loud ruckus caught the attention of every member of the Uchiha Corp who enjoyed the scene from the balcony above.
Kakuzu continued to screech at the pounding Hidan who showed no signs of stopping. The hot blooded man then started his car in desperate attempt to get away from the madman.
"HIDAN STOP IT!" Kakuzu screeched out the window.
"NO! GIVE ME MY FUCKING BEER!" he yelled back.
"I DON'T HAVE ANY BEER!" Kakuzu screeched back causing Hidan to kick off his license plate in fury. Then it happened…..Kakuzu lost it. "I'LL RUN YOU THE FUCK OVER!" he maliciously threatened, overwhelmed by his boost of anger.
"DO IT BITCH!" Hidan screeched.
Kakuzu stomped on the gas in attempt to kill the silver haired man who then jumped onto the windshield of his car. He then drifted all over the parking lot at full speed in attempt to get Hidan off.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!" Kakuzu yelled wilding turning the steering wheel in all kinds of directions.
"NO!" Hidan angrily screeched out, hanging on for his life.
Across the street a truck of teens looked on at the crazy display. Naruto and Sakura looked on speechless.
"Sasuke. are they always like this?" Blossom asked in curiosity, this was going to be a hell of an internship, with those two around.
"Who knows?" Sasuke casually responded with a shrug and took off from the scene.
AN- Hi Lovely Folks! I originally made this story back when I was like….17 and I basically abandoned it. Now I'm gonna give it a nice upgrade. Do Enjoy! Feel free to review!