Okay,first of all english is NOT my mothertongue so... don´t flame because of bad grammar! I will change any mistakes if you tell me what I did wrong...

I am currently working on a story, while working on said story I came up with a dialogue and then I had this idea and I just had toget it out of my system, so I wrote this down in like 10 min. so dont expect to much =)... whatever ... anyway this nickname thing is part of the serious story I am working on...

again please excuse my bad english


Every child has a rebellious phase. In this phase children rebel against their parents. Since Death Eater parents welcome violence, rudeness and several other things that are beneficial to those who aspire to later on join the Dark Side sometimes they even encourage their children to insult others or torture them, the rebellious phase of Death Eater children often is quite a view and a firework of love and cuteness.

Ever since his rebellious phase at the age of 5 Draco Malfoy has taken to referring to his father as "Princess Rapunzel" instead of the proper "Sir".

The little Dragon conjured a bunch of pink, fluffy cute bunnys that followed the cold and uptight Malfoy father everywhere he went. Of course the boy was punished properly, the cruciatus curse. But the head of the Malfoy family was a little proud of his son ,since it had taken him three hours to figure out how to destroy his sons furry little friends.

To spite his father even more Draco answered his Fathers question , " Have you learned your lesson, son? " ,with a submissive ,"Yes,Princess Rapunzel! "

" Idiot son, why did you call me Princess Rapunzel, do you want to get punished?"

" No, Princess ,but my nanny told me the story of Princess Rapunzel and the story reminded me of you."

"…. I remind you of a Princess…? Explain…"

"Yes, Rapunzel….you were marked by a Lord who left you, you were nearly sent into prison and you have really long hair. So I thought maybe you are letting your hair grow, so that your Lord can find you and you can be together again when he returns…. I mean you are always talking about how great it would be if he returned…"

And no punishment Lucius could think of was ever able to stop his son from addressing him as Rapunzel.

But Lucius Malfoy was not the only father suffering. Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott,close friends of Draco Malfoy decided to find their own nicknames for their beloved fathers. In the Slytherin common room Mr Zabini was known as Mr Snuggles, whereas Nott Sr was known as HugBear.

Oh, children these days...