Disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh
Chapter 1:About Joey
Joey:Hey guys.
Tristen:Listen peep, Yugi has something to tell you.
Yugi:I like you Joey.
Tea:comes out of no'here No you ain't he's my man and am not going to let some scrawny little white boy take him away from me.
Joey:There's only one way to take care of a bitch like her.
Everyone:MUD FIGHT!
Tea and Joey are in swimsuits, Yugi's grandpa is the refferee.Random people showup.The fight starts.
Joey- Kicks Tea in the face.
Audeince:Joey,Joey.
Tea- Throws a punch but misses.
AFTER 20 MINUTES JOEY WINS
Joey:don't mess with the best, whore.
Seto:Joey your not only a dog but a bitch slapper too.
Joey:Thanks Seto, I think.
Yugi:By the way Kaiba where is Yami?
Seto:He vacationing in Hawaii.
Yugi:ok.
Joey:Yugi when we get to my place wanna have a little mud fight of our own.winks
Yugi:blush ok.
Tristen: Kicking the shitoutof Tea Don't ever come back to life you damn bitch.
Chapter 1 End