A/n: Hello everyone! This is my first attempt at writing an FMP? fic and I must say I was really inspired by Sousuke Sagara and Chidori Kaname's hilarious antics, not to mention the undeniable air of romance lingering in the air that surrounds them (wouldn't you all agree?). So sit back and enjoy my fic… and don't forget to review:) I do not own the wonderful series or its characters, anyway.
And so here's…
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Bonta-kun to the Rescue!
by cenagurl
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"You did it again."
"Affirmative,"
"For the third—no, fourth time this week."
"Yes,"
"You know what this means, don't you…Sousuke?"
"You are going to hit me with your harisen, aren't you?"
"Trust me, I am sorely tempted,"
"Shall you start now?"
"I'm not hitting you this time, Sousuke,"
"Then what are you going to do?"
"You're going to become a Secret Santa."
Sagara Sousuke was confused by her statement. His perplexity showed in his face too; his gray eyes bored into hers questioningly, his mouth parted slightly as he waited for her to elaborate.
When Chidori saw how lost he was with what she said, she couldn't resist thumping him on the head with her white harisen.
"Itai,"
The marine-haired girl tried to restrain her amusement; how Sousuke could complain to pain in such a calm manner, she'd never know.
"As I said, you would become a Secret Santa," Chidori stated. "That means you would be giving secret favors around school the whole Christmas season,"
"I'm not Christian,"
That earned him another whack on the head, a harder hit this time.
"I don't care what you are, you're going to us all a favor and keep us happy this Christmas to compensate for all the troubles you caused us!"
Sousuke looked unfazed at her retort. "I'll do anything you say," he promised.
Chidori didn't look as though she believed him. She wasn't going to argue with him now, however.
"You're going to have to do as many favors as you can," she started. "I would be helping you with information on how you can make the people in Jindai High happy this season,"
"And I'm the one to do the physical job," Sousuke said a-matter-of-factly.
Chidori gave a nod. "And no weapons or anything dangerous, alright? Leave all your military hardware here so I can keep an eye on them."
"Okay. What do you suggest I do first, then?"
Damn if Chidori didn't flash him a bright smile.
"Clean the mess you created in the locker room while I begin a list of your good deeds,"
A/n: If you're still interested in knowing what will happen, please keep those reviews coming!nn