road to moscow

by dudemon223

Lenalee is seperated from allen while searching for cross in russia and is saved by a man who is more than he appears and how is road involved.allenxlenalee, crowleyxmiranda allen and lenalee later on.

1. Chapter 1

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Road to Moscow.

Me: ok I hereby call the emo oc council to order. So about the council, this is where my most emo ocs will answer the reviewers questions any of them and if you have ideas or raw material, docs poems ect., please submit them and i'll see if anything works i'd appreciate the help. So instead of roll call lets sound off with our fic. Series.

Chi&Haiku: Naruto

Dameon: DBZ

Gibralter: Star wars

Onimi: Inuyasha

Nikolie: D. Gray-man

Me: the travesty of life. So there are also several watchers that are unimportant. Our first order of business is reading instructions. The solid lines separate the story from random chatter just like this. The x's are scene changes. Anything in apostrophes is a thought not speech. The parenthesis are author notes. So I adjourn us for lunch.

Chapter one

A boy and his dog

Nikolie could only watch the people walk by and try to remember. The sun was bright this time of day but it was still cold. He could tell by the way the peasants dressed. The market street below was teeming with the humble looking people. The roof was starting to dig into some very personal areas so he shifted a little and continued to watch. The bizarre had several food stalls and he supposed it had a great smell. He couldn't smell anymore, he'd grown too accustomed to the smell of blood. Although he supposed that was just his last meal. Ruvsky was probably somewhere chasing birds. So he just sat in the cold shadow of the steeple, everything felt cold to him now. Suddenly he saw in the crowd a young girl. She was very pretty he supposed but it wasn't her that caught his eye so much as the exorcist uniform. He dug his nails into the shingles to keep from acting on his first instinct. Then he spotted the 6 or so men following her. He suspected gang rape and did nothing. He guessed she could handle herself not that he cared, then he caught whiff of the blood curse. He got up and crawled down from the monastery roof and slipped into the crowd. He sized up his prey as he followed them until one of the stragglers fell back and filled him in on the details. He was a fresh resurrection by the smell of him and the curse was still very weak, an easy meal. The exorcist was oblivious to the 9 men following her, seriously how did they survive.

Lenalee had begun to notice that there were 9 men following her and that was never a good sign for any woman exorcist or not. Still she didn't worry she could handle it and even if she couldn't Allen could. She stopped when a tenth man stopped in front of her. She was wary of him when he suddenly grew a gatling gun from his chest. It was half way out when his head was obliterated by a bullet. Lenalee looked over her shoulder to see that one of the men had taken out a large barreled gun with a magazine (the hunter's gun from jumanji). Another of the men walked up to him and started to speak in a panicked voice. The taller one simply raised an eyebrow before drawing a sword and cleaving the man in two at the waist. He turned and took several more shots at the remaining 7 knocking them over. He vaulted to the ones on the ground and stabbed them while firing the gun from his left hip. The other akuma, she realized, grew similar Gatling guns but the lone soldier simply wadded through the fire storm darting occasionally to finish fallen akuma.

Nikolie stood his ground and took aim with his 30mm as bullets flew by in a hail storm. He fired into the shoulder of an akuma. The bullet impact blew away the arm and part of the torso in an explosion of metal and pseudo flesh. The explosion hurled him backwards. Nikolie rushed past the line of akuma to the fallen and cut him open from nose to naval. He paused for the briefest second to savor his terrified scream before stabbing and wrenching open the armored rib cage. He dashed to the next one and wrapped his arm around the Gatling gun and arresting its spin. He fired point blank into the akuma's head splitting it open and shoved his gun down the open throat and blew out its stomach. He leapt onto the next victim firing into his head and out his crouch showering his legs with shrapnel. The next few seconds were a blur of instinctive motion.

To Lenalee the battle was just a blur as the single human preceded to shred the akuma. Eventualy he stopped to reload. As he did the last akuma lunged at him but he swung his gun and landed the butt under his chin with a sickening crunch. The impact sent him flying over the gunman's head and landing flat on his face. The man bolted to the akuma and rammed his sword in his back and placed a foot heavily on the back of his neck.

Nikolie drew his chrome model 3(large Russian revolver) and fired 3 shots in the back of the man's head. He stopped to survey his surroundings. Villagers had gathered to see the cause of all the commotion. Some had spotted the golden crucifix hanging around his neck that marked him as a soldier for the local monastery. "Three cheers for the soldiers of god". "Hurrah". "Three cheers for Nikolie the hunter". They'd recognized him. "And three cheers for our comrades from the black order". They'd spotted the rose cross.

Lenalee finally got a good look at the "hunter" that had saved her life. He was wearing an overcoat like fur coat that didn't quite cover his chest. He was built like an ox she observed and had brown hair and green eyes. He was gazing off at the villagers seriously as if he was searching for more akuma. Then he started walking from akuma to akuma gathering them up on his shoulders. "Arigato" she said. He simply cast her an almost annoyed glance over his shoulder before turning to her. Now that he was turned towards her she noticed that his chest and shoulders were broad and his stomach was hard and smooth without a 6 pack. He seemed to match what she'd heard about Russian men. He looked her over once which made her blush and turn her face down a little. "Who in the hell let YOU become an exorcist!" he said incredulously. She did an anime shock pose (turned all white and dropped her jaw) he was definitely a Russian. She was trying to stammer a reply when suddenly one of the akuma got up and lunged at her. The akuma was halfway to her when a golden streak tackled it to the ground. The golden retriever held it there and tore at its throat until it took its head clean off. The dog trotted over to Nikolie who knelt and scratched it behind both ears and said "good boy Ruvsky" affectionately. He took the decapitated corpse and handed it to the dog like a trophy with an appreciative smirk. Then he looked back at Lenalee and said "you are Lenalee Lee correct?" "Uh y-yes". "I am Nikolie Yeltzy". "Come master Sokolov is expecting you."

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The walk back to the monastery was quiet and short with Lenalee asking a few shy questions that Nikolie answered brief and simple Nikolie would ask a few questions in return. The day was getting colder and Nikolie gave her his coat and walked back bare chested. When Lenalee finally asked him how he knew her name he replied in a heavy Russian accent "the fan boys at the academy won't shut up". Though he admittedly admired the black order for its devotion to akuma destruction.

When they finally came to the monastery Lenalee noticed it had a quaint gothic charm to it. It was built on a raised outcropping a little out into the forest it wasn't a monastery but a fairly large compound. It seemed Strangely familiar somehow.

Avenevich Sokolov was resting on the patio of compound training building when he was met with a familiar sight, down the main path strolled the large figure of Nikolie dragging akuma by a chain of hooks in their mouths (when possible) and Ruvsky happily trotting along side dragging a corpse by the leg. What shocked him was the sight of the young girl beside him. This warmed his heart, the thought of Nikolie finally having a social life and even finding love was optimistic in the extreme. He'd even given her his coat, he didn't even know he knew how to be a gentleman. Then he remembered the message about the female exorcist and his heart sank a little. What had seemed like personal affection he now realized was professional courtesy. He walked out to greet them. When he saw him coming Nikolie smiled and quickened the pace ever so subtly. When he got to him they shared a friendly greeting before Nikolie introduced Lenalee and left. Lenalee was a little surprised when he walked off but Sokolov assured her it was just a habit. Sokolov lead Lenalee inside and began to give her a tour as he did they began to talk. "So what do you do here Sokolov-sama". "We train monks to combat the earl, usually the equivalent of finders with combat training but we have a few that can wield innocence as well as Nikolie and Ruvsky". "How can they kill akuma without Innocence?". "We're not entirely sure" which wasn't true he knew exactly why "but Nikolie personally trained Ruvsky and they both seem to be special". "Oh!" she exclaimed. "what?" Sokolov asked. "I never thanked him" she said. Sokolov only chuckled a little nervously at this. "So do you work for the black order?" she asked. "Not directly but we were set up by general Cross to guard the road from the European and Asian headquarters and we've actually had several monks become finders and one become an exorcist." He replied. "Do I know any of them?" she asked. "I believe one of the finders is named Toma but the exorcist died a long time ago.". "Oh, I'm sorry. It must have hurt his friends to hear about that." She replied as a chill ran down her spine for her favorite white haired exorcist. "yes but it was quick" they paused for a moment then he said "well I'll let you get some food then" he took her to the kitchen and introduced her. Then he walked off to find and talk to Nikolie who was probably eating and feeding his pets.

Lenalee ordered her food and sat down in the large cafeteria. It was high roofed with long tables in longer rows. She spent her dinner surrounded by young men who she guessed made up the "fan boys" Nik-chan had mentioned. They asked her about the black order, complimented her, or asked her to lunch. The attention was flattering her and made her blush occasionally. After dinner the boys asked her to go to the training field with them and she couldn't refuse. On their way there they heard a scream "WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" that rattled the windows. "what was that?" someone asked. He was answered by "well either someone just got AIDS or Nikolie has to share his room". At this they all laughed except for Lenalee. On their way to the training grounds they explained how possessive Nikolie was of the large vault that served as his room.

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In the hall outside what had once been a prison cell Nikolie crouched on the gargoyle mounted on the large iron doors as usual. But today he was staring wide eyed down at his master with gaped mouth showing fang unintentionally. Sokolov had shocked him worse than he'd expected "It's only temporary and she is an exorcist" the rooming shortage had left Sokolov with a peculiar situation concerning the female exorcist. He'd reasoned that Nikolie was the best suited body guard and the least likely to try anything and since injury or romance would mean hell from Komui he'd decided that would be where she stayed. "Bu-But you expect me to share my room with THAT!?" he said pointing a trembling accusatory finger at Sokolov. 'I'll have to teach him some manners' he thought "please Nikolie I'm asking you as a friend" at that he turned his head down and said "yes Master Sokolov" and crawled back up and over the iron doors. Sokolov would have to make this up to him.

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When they arrived at the training grounds the boys proceeded to show off for Lenalee after a while she joined in and did some showing off of her own. But as the sun started going down they seemed a little rushed to show her other parts of the castle. She didn't want to leave she was having fun. Then Nikolie showed up with his dog out of nowhere. Everyone seemed to get a little discouraged at this. As he did another person showed up. He was relatively tall but shorter than Nikolie. He had red hair and blue eyes. Nikolie stripped off his coat and flexed his shoulders and stalked out to the field towards some dummies. As he passed by some of the monks seemed to fear him and smiled nervously. The only one that greeted him was the one that had made the aids comment. As the new person walked over they greeted him openly. Rasputen as they called him called out "hey beastie" which made Nikolie stop and turn "I want to fight you". They both walked to a small ring and faced each other. And Nikolie asked "what is it this time". Rasputen replied "I heard you saved the female exorcist today". "and this pertains to what?" Nikolie asked. "I want to prove to her that I'm stronger than you". "why?". "because I'm going to make her my girlfriend". Lenalee was flustered a little at being made someone's girlfriend.

At Rasputen's announcement Nikolie hunched over with hands on his knees in uncontrollable laughter. At this Rasputen grew furious and nearly shouted "get off your knees and fight me vermin". Nikolie rose and choked down his laughter. He hadn't meant for it to be derisive but it was just so absurd. Even if he won the fight he couldn't make Lenalee his girlfriend and saying it right in front of her. Still it was just the kind of thing his veteran father would put in his head. He'd only come to get Lenalee but he could tell Rasputen was in one of his holier-than-thou moods and deflating his ego might relive a little sting from what he was about to do. Rasputen invoked his innocence, a large sword(think tokajin), and lunged at him. Nikolie caught the sword and bashed Rasputen on the side of the head sending him flying. Nikolie chuckled a little before saying "game, set, match" and turning and walking up to Lenalee. "Master Sokolov has asked that you stay with me." The announcement was met with a chorus of disappointed sighs and one approving whistle. Nikolie stopped to stare at them all incredulously before saying "If you'll come with me I'll get you settled in" and turned and walked away.

Lenalee was starting to feel the affects of the late hour as she followed Nik-chan to his room. Her eyelids were getting heavy and her legs were a little wobbly. At one point she stumbled and was scooped up bridal style by Nik-chan who said "aren't you supposed to be fast?". But she was to tired to take offense. She snuggled up to him and fell asleep right there.

Well my first chapter to my first fan-fic please r&r but not to vicious.

Me: I here by call the emo oc council to order, roll call onimi

ONIMI:(stares into space)

Me: chi

Chi: (walks in covered with blood) you need a new bell hop

Me: OK, Gibralter

Gibralter: here

Me: Haiku

Haiku: (sipping "tomato" juice) fhere (here)

Me:Dameon

Dameon:yo

Me: Nikolie

Nikolie: here

Me: alright what you think of Nikolie's performance

Gibralter&Dameon: whimp

Chi: not enough gore

Onimi:do I look like I care

Haiku: creepy

Me: well, next order of business. I asked the council to vote on whether we should have a dare page after every chapter and since the only 2 watchers to vote yes mysteriously disappeared, chi, the vote was a unanimous no so I'm going to let the reviewers decide, turn in your votes with your reviews.

Suddenly Michael Jackson walks in. Chi screams OROCHIMARU!!. And chased him out.