Students always do the Things they're Never Taught To

Sonic sat down looking at the bills. They were never going to afford it. Especially the electric bill. With Tails' constant inventing, you'd think they're growing marijuana or something. They needed to get a job. Sonic knew just that becoming a teacher was the only job he qualified for in order to afford paying the bills. Of course, his education didn't quite qualify. A master's in communication. USELESS!!! Sonic thought. But he could always lie.

"Tails, we're gonna need a job. And the rest of us." Said Sonic.

"Let's apply for a job in the high school over there where we never hear about! That's what the story's about, anyways." Tails said. So they gathered everyone they knew to go apply for the job because apparently they live in the same house in this story.

The entire group consisted of Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, a mop and Blaze who has been brought here because Silver dragged her along. Everybody went to apply for a job, and Sonic was first for an interview.

"Hi, guy, I brought my résumé, now LOOK AT IT!!!" Sonic said. The other end picked up the paper and read it aloud.

"Saved the world, saved the world, saved the world, went street fighting, vacation, saved the world, gained some weight. Well, that's good enough. You're hired, just because you went street fighting. Here's your bullet-proof vest. "

"Why would I need that?"

"Just take it."

Sonic walked out of the room and everybody asked him how it went.

"Well, I'm hired. I haven't felt this good since I beat Mario at the Olympic Games." Sonic said.

"Hey, it was just that one time! I challenge you to a rematch at the Winter Olympics!" Mario said before he left riding Yoshi.

Soon, everyone got hired because everyone went street fighting once. They threw the bullet-proof vests into a garbage truck and went to the cafeteria to discuss the courses they applied to teach.

"I don't think they really respect the job we apply for." Silver said.

"Why's that?" Sonic asked.

"I'm the janitor."

"Well, I'm in chemistry" said Tails. "Apparently, they were to cheap to let me teach mechanics."

"I got the remedial class." Blaze said.

"Shadow got advanced and honour roll classes." Sonic said.

"Well, it's better than your lousy mathematics!" Shadow commented.

Sonic broke into tears. "I KNOW!!! IT'S A USELESS COURSE!!!"

Hey, I found a sandwich. I mean it!

The next day, everyone went into the school to teach their classes, when a bunch of school girls walked up to Sonic.

"Hey, you're a new teacher, right?" one of the girls asked.

"Uh, yeah, I am." Sonic replied.

"We just want to tell you that teachers don't survive here."

"Huh?" Before Sonic could respond, a whole gang of students appeared behind the plants with paintball plants and started firing at Sonic.

"GAAAHH!!!" Sonic screamed as more students from higher floors bombarded him with water balloons. Sonic took cover in Shadow's classroom because he had no classes in the current block.

"Hey, Sonic! Is it Rainbow Day already?" Shadow asked a "colourful" Sonic.

"There is no Rainbow Day. The students are attacking me!" Suddenly, Tails and Blaze ran into Shadow's classroom.

"All the students threw chairs at me." Blaze said.

"All the students threw tables at me!" Tails said triumphantly.

"Tails, that's nothing to be proud of." Sonic said. Suddenly, through the window on the door, they saw Knuckles screaming down the hallway. Everyone else opened the door to find a bunch of students throwing tables at Knuckles. Suddenly, the bell rang, and all the students suddenly calmed down and went into the classrooms.

"Well, let's hope they stay like that throughout the rest of the year." Sonic said. "Oh, Knuckles, I think I have your teeth here."

"Thanks." Knuckles mumbled as he picked up his teeth.

Classes went rather well, except for the occasional chair being thrown at the chalk board. The students have got all the new teachers pretty spooked, but they were under a one year contract so they couldn't quit. Sonic tried to teach math but wasn't very good at it.

"Okay, this is pi. It's equal to 3.14159260521."

"We already learned pi and that obviously isn't pi. The first zero is to appear at the 50th digit." Said a random nerd.

"Uh… I made a new discovery. PI IS EXCACTLY THREE!!!" Sonic said. All the nerds gasped and a desk was thrown at Sonic. The student who threw the desk screamed that Sonic sucked. Sonic sighed and tried to push himself onwards.

At lunch time, while walking around the hallway, Sonic, Shadow and Tails were caught by a surprise attack by the students. They brought fire truck hoses and started hosing the three teachers down.

"U MUST DIE!!!" The students screamed. While the students went to connect another hose to the fire hydrant, Sonic, Shadow and Tails were given a little break, so they looked around to understand the situation. Something didn't seem quite right to Sonic.

"Blaze, what are you doing with them?" Sonic suddenly exclaimed as he saw Blaze sitting on a bench holding a hose.

"Don't blame me, I didn't want to die." Blaze said. "Now shut up!" Blaze started spraying the hose until the first floor was flooded and everyone had to wade through the water.

"Class is gonna start." Blaze said as she started down the flooded hallway.

Class in the afternoon was just as bad for Sonic. He was so desperate to get an equation right.

"Blaze, what are you doing in my class? Shouldn't you be teaching?" Sonic suddenly exclaimed again.

"Blaze? I'm not Blaze. I'm Blaaaze. Pleased to meet you." Said Blaze.

"Stop playing dumb with me!"

"Well, you better play dead, I heard the seniors are going to use you as live bait."

Sonic couldn't take it anymore. Blaze was trying to be a student so she wouldn't be beaten up by the students. Sonic ran out of the classroom, just to see Knuckles running towards him, screaming, with an angry mob of students chasing him. Sonic also started screaming as both him and Knuckles were being chased. They kept on running until the school day was over.

As Sonic, Knuckles, Blaze and Shadow walked towards the main gate, Tails called out to them.

"Hey, guys! Uh, a little help?" Tails was tied up and tied to a flagpole just beside the gate. All the teachers were too wary to help and just walked home.

"Oh wow." Tails said to himself. "I better not be left here for the rest of the year."