A/N: Hey another new splatalot story, sorry I've been bit rubbish at updating mine recently but I am currently writing new chapters for two of my splatalot stories now. Well enjoy this one.

Disclaimer: I don't own splatalot

Vane was going through the post when he saw a postcard with a picture of a beach and wish you were here on it. He turned it around and saw it was from his fellow defenders minus Faetal. They had all gone to Spain to meet the fans.

"Thanks for inviting us." Vane thought to himself.

He entered the kitchen and dropped the post on the table and opened the fridge when…

"Vane." Faetal shouted.

Vane turned around and saw Faetal come into the kitchen.

"Faetal, what can I do for you." Vane said making a mayo based sandwich.

"Do you know where the other defenders are?" She asked.

"We got a postcard this morning, they're in Spain." Vane told her.

Faetal saw the postcard and read it.

"Now, what am I meant to do?" Faetal said to herself.

"Come again." Vane asked.

"Nothing, it's just one of my friends coming round." Faetal replied.

"So what's the problem?" Vane asked confused.

"It's nothing really." Faetal said, "Well the thing is I had this boyfriend Michael and we broke up months ago."

"So?" Vane asked taking a bite of his sandwich.

"I didn't tell her we broke up and she thinks we're still together and she wants to meet him." Faetal explained.

"Why don't you tell her the truth?" Vane said.

"Because I have a reputation of telling the truth." Faetal replied, "Luckily she hasn't met him so I guess…"

"No." Vane replied leaving the kitchen.

"You don't know what I'm going to say." Faetal exclaimed.

"You want me to be this boyfriend Michael so you can keep up your reputation." Vane explained.

"Please." Faetal begged, "It'll be okay."

"How? There is no way on earth that you would date a guy like me." Vane explained.

"Okay, fair point but it will work please." Faetal begged again, "I mean if she asks you a question just vaguely answer it."

Later on that day:

"Do you know what Faetal asked me?" Vane asked on the phone to Skabb.

"No, but be quick." Skabb said.

"She asked me if I could pretend to be her boyfriend so she can keep up her reputation for her friend." Vane explained.

"Seriously." Skabb said shocked, "How are you going to pull that off?"

"Don't know bro." Vane admitted, "But apparently she'll make it work."

"So you agreed then." Skabb replied.

"I didn't say that, we'll see what her friend is like." Vane said ending the call.

Vane wandered back into the kitchen to get his second dinner and to escape Faetal from her endless begging. Suddenly there was a knock at the door, Vane heard Faetal go and answer it, and then he heard screaming. Vane, no being a fan of cardio, quickly walked to the screaming. He saw Faetal hugging another girl.

"You're early." Faetal told the mystery girl.

"I know but I couldn't wait to see you, it's been months." The girl said.

Faetal and the girl turned around and saw Vane.

"This is my friend Edda." Faetal introduced, "The friend who is visiting for a few days. I told you earlier"

"Yo Edda." Vane said then sighed, "I'm Michael, Faetal's boyfriend."

"Well hello there, I must say I'm shocked Faetal doesn't normal got for men like you." Edda said.

"Well Faetal is full of surprises." Vane said then quickly glared at her.

"Vane why don't you get Edda's bags." Faetal offered.

Vane left the castle and saw the black car outside the castle; he opened the boot and saw all of the bags she had packed.

"I thought she was staying for a few days."

Vane carried all 6 of the heavy bags into the castle.

"Where do you want them?" Vane asked struggling.

"In the spare room on the girls' level." Faetal replied.

"But's that at the top of the castle." Vane moaned, "That's 3 flights of stairs."

"Now come on, from what Faetal's been telling me about you, I'm sure you can handle it." Edda encouraged him.

Vane smiled at Edda and made his way up the 3 flights of stairs. He kicked open the spare room door and dumped the bags on the bed. Vane then very slowly made his way back down the stairs.

"This place needs a lift."

He managed to get down to the bottom of the stairs where Faetal literally jumped on him.

"There's my papa bear." Faetal said rubbing her nose against his, "What took you so long?"

"Umm, I couldn't open the door." Vane said confused and slightly scared.

"Aww that's cute you have pet names for each other." Edda observed, "So Michael what's Faetal's."

"Mama bear." Vane said unsure.

"Aww that is so cute." Edda said but squealing the cute, "Just like in the 3 bears."

"No." Vane answered back immediately, then noticed that Faetal and Edda looked confused, "There is no baby bear."

Edda and Faetal laughed at Vane's comment.

"Well not yet anyway." Edda said.

"Nope there will never be a baby bear." Vane whispered quietly enough so only Faetal could hear it.

So then Edda went to find the TV remote.

"Faetal get off me." Vane warned, "I can't stand any longer."

Faetal was about to reply when Edda announced she had found the remote. Just a she turned around to switch on the TV, Vane pushed Faetal off him causing her to lose her balance but the irony was that Vane only pushed Faetal off him because he was about to lose his balance. So in conclusion both defenders fell on the ground. Faetal jumped back up and joined her friend on the sofa while Vane slowly got back up and sat next to Faetal on the sofa.

2 hours later the trio were in bed. Vane and Faetal both decided that they should stay in their own rooms despite Edda remarks about knowing what they got up to which kept creeping Vane out. Before she went to bed, Faetal visited Vane in his bedroom.

"Thank you for doing this." Faetal said sitting on the edge of his bed

"It's okay apart from the pet names, the nose rube and can I ask what have you been putting in your emails?" Vane said at once.

"Okay, so I wasn't slightly that truthful." Faetal admitted.

"Slightly Faetal, Pinocchio's nose won't be as big as yours." Vane said trying to show Faetal how dishonest she had been.

"Listen, it's only two more days." Faetal told him, "Anyway once this is done, we can break up."

"Two more days." Vane repeated.

"Yes." Faetal clarified.

Faetal was about to leave when Edda entered the room.

"Well hello lovebirds." She greeted, "I'm not ruining anything am I?"

"No I was just leaving." Faetal said getting up.

"What don't you get a proper good night?" Edda exclaimed.

Faetal turned around to look at Vane.

"Good night." Vane said normally.

"Oh come on you don't have to be that formal, give her a kiss."

Faetal leaned her face in so Vane can kiss her cheek. He did a very quick kiss on her cheek then she left with Edda.

"Night." She called out.