A/N: This is Jinx's diary from when she first moved in with Kid Flash. Italicized is Jinx, bolded is KF
January 13
Okay. So. I'm Jinx, or Virginia Murphy, which is my real name. Wally (Kid Flash) gave me this diary today as a birthday present, so I guess I'll be forced to write in it… I mean, I don't want to hurt the guy's feelings. Wow. I'm actually considering another person's feelings. This is a first.
Wally always considers my feelings. It's kind of sweet how he does that… Oh my God. Did I seriously just say that?
Yeah. Whatever. Moving on… I have nothing to say. I am so talented. Not. Seriously, diaries are stupid. What the hell. You can't do sarcasm or anything. Diaries should be used as a confidante? Yeah, and I'm a giraffe. You need a confidante? Go find a friend, loser.
Okay so I shouldn't be so hard… It just feels so weird, writing to…well…no one, basically. Shit, am I going crazy? That so cannot be good. Wally won't love me when I'm crazy, now will he? Again, total sarcasm.
Seriously, I swear I'm going to kill Wally. I've always hated writing… Sure, I love to read, but writing is just pure…yuck. Wally insisted, though. He said, "You never know. You might fall in love with writing and become a famous writer."
Yeah right. That's totally going to happen. And Paris Hilton is going to be the next president. Writing ISN'T my thing. I so totally prefer drawing, it's not even funny. Especially unicorns. As Wally knows, to my utter mortification. Yes, the thing every super-villain wants most of all is a superhero to know that you actually have an inner child. Wow. I actually think I'm staining this paper with the huge amount of sarcasm I'm using.
Holy I wrote a lot. And now my hand is tired. I rest my case. And my head on my soft pillow.