"Twizzlers"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't even own anything associated with Ever After High, or the delectable candy itself. That's all I could say.
At an ordinary day at the Castleteria, Hunter Huntsman and Sparrow Hood were busy chowing down on the Twizzlers they bought. They would've just used their money to buy lunch, but they decided to blow all their money on delicious red licorice. Once they had the first bite of that delicious Twizzler, there was no stopping from engorging on junk food, even though Hunter was a bit of a vegan.
"Man," Hunter said with his mouth full, "I love me some Twizzlers."
"Dude, Pesky burped in the bag." Sparrow chuckled.
"WHAT THE FU-" Hunter said, looking down on the bag itself.
No wonder the Twizzlers Hunter was eating tasted a bit oily. And all he had to blame for was that stupid no-good squirrel!
"THAT BURPING SQUIRRELY BASTARD!" Hunter shouted in anger.
Suddenly, he put down the bag of soiled Twizzlers, grabbed his bow and arrow, and began searching for Pesky in a incomplete rage. After Hunter left, Sparrow looked down at Hunter's bag of Twizzlers.
"I thought he'd never leave..." Sparrow smirked as he grabbed Hunter's bag of soiled Twizzlers and started eating them.
He couldn't believe he actually fooled Hunter out of his little meal-time snack.
Suddenly, he was approached by Madeline Hatter, who raised an eyebrow at him.
"Did Pesky really burp into that bag of Twizzlers?" She asked him.
"Not really," Sparrow said, shaking his head no, "I just wanted to fool him and eat his Twizzlers because I'm such a total dick."
Dude, that's so low, and yet so funny! Gotta love Sparrow Hood for that. Anyway, feel free to leave comments if you want, my homies!