Ael's In Love With a Lieutenant Commander
By Charmega
Author's Notes: Inspiration struck at 2 AM, June 30 2002. This is the result of having "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder" stuck in my head while trying to sleep, in the middle of thinking about Star Trekkies #2. Inspiration strikes (or maybe it was the pistachios), Ael does not ignore. Enjoy. ^_~
Pairing: Allison "Ael"/Damian "Deletham"
Genre: Parody/Romance/Humor
Rating: PG (just to be safe)
Series: Star Trekkies (Sometime during Star Trekkies #2: Yel'Hal-Tor. A semi-sequel to "My Commander Has a First Name, It's S-P-O-C-K...")
POV: Captain Allison "Ael", singing to Spock
Disclaimer: "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder" belongs to Weird Al. I just borrowed the tune (and if he parodied someone else to get the tune, the tune belongs to whoever he parodied it from). Spock belongs to Paramount and those other people. Everything else is mine, ya hear me? MINE!
Oh my Spockie, my Spockie, I don't want to have you
Ever since we found this guy from two-zero-one-two
I think the red hair of his is kinda really darn sweet
I think he's so darn handsome and all and can stand Vulcan's heat
I love his towering height and his warm smile
Yeah, he's my very favorite, and for him I'd run a mile
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
I'm all crazy 'bout that junior commander
Once you were mine, but I just found someone better
'Cause Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so cute
I guess he doesn't think a dress uniform's a monkey suit
What a stroke of my luck to have him on my ship
Spending all his time scanning and finding that darn blip
But I know he's just learning in this century
Like he's a genius; sorry Spock, compared to him you're a weiner
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
I've got a thing for that junior commander
Won't tell what he can do that you can't do better
Oh I said I'm in love with...
I said I said I said
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Head over heels for that junior commander
And I'm the Captain so I guess that I'm the master
So Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
I knew we were headin' for disaster
When I found you stuck to the deck with plaster
But I've got an unmatchable adoration
For the deadpanning, always-scanning, designated alienated
Kiddo from the really distant past generation
Well, he's got those ears with points and he's got the eyebrows
And he's got the really graceful way he bows
And you just can't compete with that shade of blood and skin
Green is the color that is for him
Yeah, well, you'll see how much I won't care
Even if you run through the ship in your underwear
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Yeah, I'm crazy 'bout that junior commander
Once you were mine, but I just found something better
And Ael's in love with...
I said I said I said
The Captain's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Why'd I have to fall for this junior commander?
It's really simple, but I think that I'll write you a letter
'Cause your girlfriend's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
End!
By Charmega
Author's Notes: Inspiration struck at 2 AM, June 30 2002. This is the result of having "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder" stuck in my head while trying to sleep, in the middle of thinking about Star Trekkies #2. Inspiration strikes (or maybe it was the pistachios), Ael does not ignore. Enjoy. ^_~
Pairing: Allison "Ael"/Damian "Deletham"
Genre: Parody/Romance/Humor
Rating: PG (just to be safe)
Series: Star Trekkies (Sometime during Star Trekkies #2: Yel'Hal-Tor. A semi-sequel to "My Commander Has a First Name, It's S-P-O-C-K...")
POV: Captain Allison "Ael", singing to Spock
Disclaimer: "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder" belongs to Weird Al. I just borrowed the tune (and if he parodied someone else to get the tune, the tune belongs to whoever he parodied it from). Spock belongs to Paramount and those other people. Everything else is mine, ya hear me? MINE!
Oh my Spockie, my Spockie, I don't want to have you
Ever since we found this guy from two-zero-one-two
I think the red hair of his is kinda really darn sweet
I think he's so darn handsome and all and can stand Vulcan's heat
I love his towering height and his warm smile
Yeah, he's my very favorite, and for him I'd run a mile
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
I'm all crazy 'bout that junior commander
Once you were mine, but I just found someone better
'Cause Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so cute
I guess he doesn't think a dress uniform's a monkey suit
What a stroke of my luck to have him on my ship
Spending all his time scanning and finding that darn blip
But I know he's just learning in this century
Like he's a genius; sorry Spock, compared to him you're a weiner
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
I've got a thing for that junior commander
Won't tell what he can do that you can't do better
Oh I said I'm in love with...
I said I said I said
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Head over heels for that junior commander
And I'm the Captain so I guess that I'm the master
So Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
I knew we were headin' for disaster
When I found you stuck to the deck with plaster
But I've got an unmatchable adoration
For the deadpanning, always-scanning, designated alienated
Kiddo from the really distant past generation
Well, he's got those ears with points and he's got the eyebrows
And he's got the really graceful way he bows
And you just can't compete with that shade of blood and skin
Green is the color that is for him
Yeah, well, you'll see how much I won't care
Even if you run through the ship in your underwear
Ael's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Yeah, I'm crazy 'bout that junior commander
Once you were mine, but I just found something better
And Ael's in love with...
I said I said I said
The Captain's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
Why'd I have to fall for this junior commander?
It's really simple, but I think that I'll write you a letter
'Cause your girlfriend's in love with a Lieutenant Commander
End!