The Akatsuki's Misadventures
(Author's Note: This is my first fanfic! I tried to make it funny but oh well if it's not. I got a lot of inspiration from reading dead drifters fanfiction for this. I had a lot of fun writing it. If enough people review, I'll continue this story. Well Enjoy!)
Chapter 1: Meet Your Partners!
Pein, the Akatsuki leader, stood in one of the lanes in the bowling alley where the Akatsuki held their meetings and called for attention. Of course, they had to look like regular people instead of criminals in a top-secret organization, but for some reason, Pein decided to hold their meetings in a bowling alley.
"Tobi get over here!" he called to the basketball masked man who was trying to get a stuffed frog out of the Claw machine. "Coming Leader-sama!" he called without taking his eyes off the toy.
"Get your ass over here and forget that dumb ass frog! We need to get on with this fucking meeting!" Yelled Hidan, who was ready to go home.
Tobi scurried over to where the rest of them were and quickly sat down. Tobi did not liked being yelled at, especially by Hidan. And besides, Tobi was a good boy.
"Now," Pein started, " As you all know, we need a more private place to hold our meetings." He said this while looking at a kid who was staring at them while eating ice cream. "That means go away kid. Or I will kill you." Itachi said. The kid ran away and dropped his ice cream on the floor.
"Couldn't I just have eaten him?" Zetsu's dark side asked. "Okay people, let's get back on topc here. As I was saying, we need a place to hold our meetings and to organize our missions. To solve this problem, I've purchased a house for our private hideaway." Pein continued.
"How much did you spend?" Kakuzu asked.
"Well, um, that's not important." Pein stuttured. Konan rolled her eyes. "Now that we have an official lair," Pein continued, "You all will be teamed up with a partner to make missions go more efficiently." Someone bowled a strike in the lane next to Pein. "YESSS!" cried a kid with spiky blonde hair.
"Can I make a request?' Sasori asked.
"No. I already made the list and I don't feel like editing it." Pein replied.
"Well fuck you..." Sasori muttered under his breath.
"Anyway, I will now read the list of partners. AHEM!" Pein said as Tobi wandered back over to the Claw machine. Tobi quickly sat back down.
"Okay, the first team will be Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame," the shark man smiled evily while the Uchiha looked indiferent, as always.
"Zetsu and Tobi,"
'Yay Zu Zu!' Tobi exclaimed hugging the plant man.
"He would make a tasty treat." Zetsu's dark side said. "He's our partner, we can't eat him." Zetsu's light side said.
"Sasori and Deidars," Pein continued.
"Great, I get to be paired with the little terrorist bomber..." Sasori sighed.
"Hey! Anyone would love to be my partner, hm!" Deidara protested feeling hurt because he secretly admired Sasori.
'Kakuzu and Hidan," Pein continued.
"Come on, why do I have to paired with that old ass, creepy looking, money whoring motherfucker?" Hidan asked angrily.
"And you think I'm thrilled about having a foul-mouthed, so-called religious man?" Kakuzu replied, getting angry.
"Get along with your partners. Or else." Pein said.
"What about me?" Konan asked.
"Oh, you'll be me partner." Pein winked. Konan blew him a kiss. Everyone rolled their eyes at the happy couple.
"I'll give you all the directions to the house and we wil meet there tomorrow. You can start moving your stuff in at that time. ok, Everyone's dismissed."
The Akatsuki left the bowling alley and went to their seperate houses to pack their things. Sasori called his grandmother and asked her to help him pack his many puppets. Zetsu went to the forest to gather his things. No one had any idea what crazy adventures they were in for or what living with each other would do to them...