A/N:Yeah, I was bored again... Saturday night, all my friends are away and the rest of my family aren't home either so there you go.
P.s I'll commit suicide (jk) if this actually happens in the manga.
The war was finally won, the combined efforts of Naruto, Sasuke, the Gokage, the Edo Hokages, the 7 bjuus and countless fodder ninja that were part of the Shinobi Alliance had reduced Madara's carcass into a festered pile of sh*t- forgive me for my use of language.
Needless to say, relief was overflowing in everyone's hearts and as a result, people were celebrating. You still with me?
Since both Naruto and Sasuke played the most pivotal roles in this victory, they were held up high by the crowd and tossed up and down, up and down... Yeah, strangely enough, most people seemed to have overlooked or forgotten the fact that Sasuke is in fact, currently still a missing-nin. To boot, Yamato is still attached to a tree and having his cells distributed amongst the Zetsu clones; but oh well.
Everybody was imbued with a sense of elation that their efforts in the war had finally paid off- a little too much elation I'd say.
SMACK! Their lips collided; for the second, no third time in their lives. A sickening kissing sound reverberated across the battlefield as the Shinobi Alliance gasped in disbelief.
"What the hell Sasuke-teme, not again dattebayo! Guys I swear this is an accident!" Naruto Uzumaki protested fervently.
"WHAT is your problem loser! Now people really thing we're gay..." Sasuke despaired.
Cricket...
Cricket..
There was a momentary awkward silence from the Shinobi Alliance as several kunoichi with fangirly tendencies mourned for the 'straight-hood' of their fantasy boyfriends.