Standard Disclaimer.
Chapter 1: In the beginning, or around breakfast time...
"Sweetheart, I love you so much."
Whoa.
Hold on.
What the hell?
Sakura was a romantic, true, but she'd given up on ever hearing those words directed towards her.
Especially when they were uttered by Uchiha Sasuke.
"Uh, Sakura?"
Sakura crouched down and began muttering under her breath. Then she shot up and yelled, "Release!"
"Sakura?"
"Release!"
"Sakura, it isn't a genjutsu."
Sakura eyed him before leaning over and poking him.
"Hey?"
"Well, it can't be Lee: no ninjutsu." Then her eyes gleamed and she smirked.
"'Sakura, what are you thinking?"
"Naruto, you baka! I'm going to kill you!"
"No, Sakura, it's me. Sasuke!" He braced himself for impact, opening his eyes timidly when she didn't make contact.
Her fist had stopped three inches from his face.
"Sakura?"
She scratched her chin as she looked him over.
"Uh, Sakura? You're making me nervous."
"That must be it!" She cried out as a revelation unfolded in her head. She grabbed him by the back of the collar and rushed off to the hospital.
"And we should be reorganizing the rosters to cover…"
Bang!
"Shishou, I need your help!"
Sakura charged into the room, still dragging Sasuke behind her.
"What seems to be the problem?" Tsunade asked, as Shizune peered around Sakura at the poor young man lying limply on the floor.
"It's Sasuke! There's something wrong with him!" Sakura stated emphatically as she swung him around in front of her.
Sasuke looked up from the floor and whimpered pitifully, "Help me, PLEASE!"
"Caught you off-guard, didn't she?" Tsunade smirked at him as his head fell back to the floor. She refocused on Sakura and asked, "What's wrong with him?"
"He said he loved me!" Sakura stated, as if that explained everything.
"Maybe he does." Shizune offered, still concerned over the fact that Sasuke looked like he'd been dragged across the city by a herd of cattle.
Sakura snorted and crossed her arms, "Really Shizune, this is Uchiha Sasuke we're talking about. You know, the emotionless, egotistical prick who would kill a girl for touching him."
Sasuke stirred on the floor, drawing the attention back to him momentarily.
"Sakura, the only thing that I can see wrong with him is that he looks like he's been trampled. What did you do to the poor boy?"
"Well, I was worried, so I rushed here as quickly as I could." Sakura said looking at the floor and shuffling nervously. "I can't help it that he wouldn't stay on his feet."
"You know, now that you mention it," Shizune said thoughtfully, one finger tapping her cheek. "Kakashi was acting a little weird today too."
"What do you mean?" Tsunade asked, though half her attention was focused on trying to make out the source of the yelling outside her window.
"Well, when I left for work today…"
FLASHBACK
Shizune opened her door to find a Kakashi on the door step, arm raised, about to knock on the door. She took a step back. Not because Kakashi, himself, made her nervous but his appearance today was a little off.
He was standing there, hair sticking up in limp spikes, left eye covered, mask on. That was normal, but from the shoulders down, it was definitely not normal.
He was wearing a black bathrobe with a pink fluffy lining and pink fluffy slippers.
Shizune stared at him.
"Yo." He greeted her, pulling his arm back to wave.
"K-Kakashi?"
"Shizune, I'm in the mood for a little something, R-rated. Just thought I'd stop by, see if you wanted any…"
"Uh…"
"Kakashi!" came a yell from down the street, and Anko came striding up.
"Anko! Hey you." Kakashi greeted her.
"What the hell are you doing? Why are you bothering Shizune in that get-up?"
Kakashi stepped down off the step, so he was an equal distance between the two women, his robe gaping open at the front, for a brief moment.
"Well, I was going to come see you next…" he said cheerfully, before turning back to Shizune, "You don't mind, do you?"
Shizune stared at him in shock and confusion. She still had no idea what was happening.
"You should have seen me first!" Anko growled, taking a hold of Kakashi's arm and dragging him off in the direction of her house.
"Excellent!" Kakashi cried, "I'll see you later, Shizune."
"No, you won't!" Anko smirked,
PRESENT
"And then they disappeared around the corner." Shizune finished.
"EWWWWW!" Sakura wrinkled her nose at the thought of her sensei doing anything dirty. She knew about the books, but she didn't want to think about what he did after…
"That is interesting. Can anyone else hear yelling?" Tsunade said, standing up and walking to the window.
Shizune and Sakura joined her there, leaving poor Sasuke unconscious and twitching on the floor. They stared out the window.
On the street leading up to the tower, they could make out the figure of one Hiashi Hyuga, and a fair number of the Hyuga elders.
They were dancing.
The Tango, actually.
"What on earth is going on today?" Tsunade groaned.
MEANWHILE: At Ichiraku's
Naruto slurped down his third bowl of ramen. He knew it was important for him to start the day with a decent meal. So he raised his hand and ordered another two bowls.
"Good morning Naruto." A semi-familiar voice said next to him.
"Good morning," Naruto replied cheerfully turning to face the newcomer, "Hinata?"
Hinata stood in front of him, her form-covering jacket nowhere to be seen. Instead, she wore a close fitting black shirt that outlined everything she had to offer. And she was offering.
"Naruto." She smiled at him.
"You look well today." He grinned.
"I feel wonderful." She said, with a suggestive tone.
Naruto shrugged it off. This was Hinata. She just wasn't that sort of girl.
"Do you want some ramen?" he asked, turning back to his bowl and taking a mouthful.
"Oh, yes." Hinata replied. Then she grabbed his collar and swung him round to face her. She kissed him, full on the lips, pushing her tongue into his mouth. She explored his mouth, swirling the ramen around before sucking it out, smirking as she pulled back and swallowed.
Naruto stared up at her, dazed by the sudden invasion of his face and the loss of his ramen. She still had a hold of his collar and she looked down at him greedily.
"I want some more." She purred.
"H-Hinata?"
She swooped down, slanting her mouth over his and invading his mouth again. This time Naruto reacted, their tongues battling for possession of his mouth.
"Ahem!"
They broke apart for air, more than anything else. Naruto looked sheepishly at Ayame, who was holding his other bowl of ramen with a questioning look on her face.
"Do you want this, or are you having Hinata for breakfast?"
"Uh… well…" Naruto scratched the back of head, one hand coming up to point at Hinata, about to say, "She started it", but the hand gesture was misinterpreted.
"Oh, Naruto!" Hinata swooped down onto him again, not kissing this time. She hugged his head to her ample chest and squealed in excitement.
"Hinata!"
Naruto blushed and started squirming, (though it didn't really help him), because that was Neji's voice he heard.
"Yes, Neji?" Hinata called to her cousin, not releasing Naruto an inch.
"Have you seen Tenten? She's hiding from me." Neji stated as he walked up to the ramen stand. His hair was disheveled and his shirt was open, showing more skin than was usual.
"Just wait." Hinata activated her byakugan (because hers has a larger range than Neji's.) and scanned the village. She quickly caught sight of Tenten inching her way up the Hokage tower, on the outside, in a sheltered corner between two buildings.
"She's climbing up the outside of the Hokage tower on the western side, in the corner near the Academy." Hinata stated.
"Oh, thank you. Carry on." Neji left the stand at a run and quickly disappeared down the street.
"Uh, H-Hinata? C-Can you let go now?" Naruto asked nervously, though he was extremely relived that Neji hadn't killed him.
"I'm so sorry, Naruto!" Hinata let him sit up. "I'm just so excited to see you!"
Naruto blushed and scratched his hair again, trying to think of something to say.
"So. Uh, I'm not doing anything today. Do you want to do something?"
Hinata excitedly leaned in again, her mouth next to his ear. A thin trail of blood flowed from Naruto's nose as Hinata whispered all of the things she wanted to do to him, with him, for him.
"H-HINATA!" he blushed darker than Hinata ever had, while she smirked down at him.
"What da ya think, stud?" she asked seductively.
"Are you really Hinata?" Naruto asked, a little concerned that the shy girl had any knowledge of things in Jiraiya's realm.
"Come and find out." She said, taking his hand and leading him out into the street.
"I think we should make him pay before he eats." Ayame grumbled, as Naruto skipped out on his bill.
"Tenten."
The sing-song voice floated on the wind, followed by a giggle, and the bun-haired kunoichi froze.
"Tenten."
She bit her lip, as she heard it again; her name being sung out by a voice she knew so well. But today, she had no idea who he was.
"Hello Tenten." The voice said right next to her ear.
Tenten shrieked and let go of the wall, plummeting down to the ground. She did a back flip, landing in a crouch before sprinting away from the building.
"Tenten! Why are you running? It's only me!"
"Go away, Neji!" She yelled over her shoulder, taking a sharp left when he appeared in front of her.
She ran down the alleyway, bursting out the other end into the street currently full of tango-dancing Hyugas. She shrieked and began ducking and weaving through the crowds, even as Neji arrived on the curb.
"Tenten!" He called, standing on tiptoes, trying to catch sight of her in the gyrating mass of his family members. He saw a flash of red and took off, pushing through the elders after it.
"Oh, I say!"
"Young people today!"
"So rude!"
And many other comments were aimed at him by the elders, as he shoved his way forward.
"Tenten!"
The pursued kunoichi grinned in her disguise, turning away from the street into another alley and heading towards the Hokage's office at the hospital.
Sasuke stirred on the floor and rolled over. He sat up, grimacing, and held his head.
"What's going on?"
He was promptly run over as Tenten raced into the room.
"Lady Hokage!"
"OOF!" Holding his stomach, Sasuke's face turned red and he keeled over, curling into the foetal position and whimpering.
Tsunade, Shizune and Sakura turned from the window.
"Yes, Tenten, what is it?"
"It's Neji!" she began.
"Yes?"
Tenten blanched as she turned to find Neji leaning against the door frame, a sexy smirk on his face.
"Tenten, you've been very naughty today." Neji crooned as he stepped toward her.
"N-Neji, j-just w-wait!" Tenten backed up slowly, as Neji advanced on her, heedless of their audience.
"Tenten." He smirked again, steadily closing the distance between them.
"N-Neji!"
"Tenten!" Neji's face said, "You know you want to. Why are you fighting?", which was a lot for his usually expressionless face to say, but some how he managed it. Tenten looked like a small animal caught in a trap.
The three medical nin stepped out of the way as Tenten backed up toward the window.
"N-Neji." She said nervously as her back hit the windowsill. Neji smirked, thinking he'd finally caught her. Then she whipped out eight kunai and flung them at him, before jumping out the window and racing away over the rooftops.
Neji dove out of the way, and Tenten's kunai struck the wall, embedded in the masonry. Then Neji leapt up and out the window after her. The three medics crowded round the window to watch as Tenten headed for a safe haven and Neji gained on her. Sakura was ready to chase after them to see the end result when everyone's attention was brought back to the room and the groaning Uchiha on the floor.
So, what do you think? Interesting enough for a second chapter? Want an explanation? Second chapter coming soon (maybe) XD