Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, I'm just playing with 'em. ;-)

Summary: In a land, far, far, far, away there once lived a princess and ... Uh, no, wait. Alec and Max magically start singing. I got this idea listening to the radio, when the Dirty Dancing song was on and I was *like always* thinking about Alec. So I figured, who wouldn't want to see Alec singing? The story practically wrote itself, really. Anyway, if you like the idea of Alec and Max singing and dancing, here you go. Also, there's a tiny little bit of Logan bashing. I like the guy, that's not it. He's just a little boring and Alec is way hotter!

A/N: Oops, look how long that summary got *blushes* Excuse me while I go drool over some Jensen pictures...

Alec walked into Jam Pony, like every other day, but this time he noticed something was different.

*Hmmm... Where's Max?* He thought, as he looked around, only seeing Normal on his usual "Bip bip bip!" routine, yelling at the unfortunate gals and guys that happened to walk by his desk.

"Alec! My man! How are you today?" Normal's monotone voice cut off his earlier thoughts. *Dammit!* He thought, changing his expression to a small fake smile and turning to Normal who was already making his way over to his 'Golden Boy'.

"Hey buddy, I'm always alright, what 'bout you?" He asked, although he couldn't care less how Normal was feeling. Then he spotted Original Cindy and Sketchy at the lockers, excused himself and walked over to them.

"Hey guys!" He said, with his ever-so-present cocky grin.

"Hey, Alec! What's up my man?" Sketchy asked, slapping him on the back.

"Nothing," he murmured "have you seen Max?"

"Why you lookin' for my boo, hot boy?" Original Cindy asked, looking around Jam Pony, in search of her 'boo'.

"Just asking."

"Riiiight," Original Cindy said, raising an eyebrow "well, I ain't seen her, sorry hot boy."

"Thanks anyway OC..." He shrugged and walked back over to Normal, who had been watching them closely.

"Who are you looking for?" Normal asked.

*God, can't he leave me alone for one minute?* He thought, *Oh well, maybe he knows where Max is...* "I'm looking for Max, have you seen her?"

"Yeah. She's on the phone, like always, one day I'm going to fire her ass and she can talk to her loverboy all she wants."

"Thanks man." Alec made his way over to the payphones, and leaned on the wall next to Max, who was talking to Logan on the phone, tapping her foot impatiently.

She looked up at Alec and glared at him. *Nothing changed there...* He thought, and put on his cocky grin again, enjoying the fire shooting from her chocolate brown eyes.

"Hey, listen Logan, I gotta hang up, I'll talk to ya later okay? Bye." And with that, she hung up. Or rather smacked it back in the hanger.

"Whoa, what's up with you Ms-I-got-fire-shooting-out-of-my-eyes?!" He asked, taking a step back from her. *You can never be careful enough with that girl.*

"Nothing!" She squeaked hastily. Her voice sounded weird, like she was almost singing.

"Err, okay..." *Was she singing?*

"God, Alec! Leave me alone!"

Alec stared at her, she was singing!

"Oh my God" She sang. "What's wrong with me?" She looked just as shocked as he did.

"I have no – eek!" Was he singing now, too? What the hell was going on?

"Heeeeelp!" She sang again, in a dramatic opera-like voice.

Max looked down at her tapping foot, and noticed it was still moving. "I'm not doing that..." she sang again, looking confused and worried. She looked back up at him and burst out laughing. Alec was tapping his foot, too, and swaying his hips to a song no one else could hear. "Wha-?" He asked, and looked down at him self. "Eek!"

Everyone was staring at them and by now, Max' hips were swaying too in the same sexy way as Alec's.

"Let's get out of here." He whispered in a melodically strange way.

"'Kay" She squeaked back.

When they arrived at Foggle Towers, they were still tapping their feet, and Alec had been tapping his fingers on his bike all the way there while murmuring a quiet song which Max couldn't make out, even with her enhanced hearing.

They ran into the nearest elevator, still swaying and tapping.

"Why are we at Logan's? I mean, he's a great guy, but how do you know he can help us? I'm only going to embarrass myself singing for Eyes Only! Hello? Are you crazy?"

"Yes, I'm crazy! I'm singing! We're singing! Singing, Alec!"

"Thank you Ms Obvious."

"Don't make me kick your ass."

He laughed and she looked at him, confusion written on her face.

"What? I was threatening you, and you're laughing?" She asked, still confused.

"It's funny when you sing insults Max, it's a whole new way of communicating, you know?"

She managed at small smirk before her brain started working again. *What are you doing Max? This is Alec we're talking about!* She frowned. *He's cute though, and he can sing...* "Shut up!" *Did I say that out loud? Oops.* She blushed and looked at her feet, correction, her tapping feet.

"What? I didn't say anything."

"Never mind... I hope Logan can help us." With that the elevator doors opened and they walked out. Wait a minute, they danced out.

"Uh... Alec, it's getting worse."

They danced over to Logan's apartment and Max quickly picked the lock.

"Logan?" She sang, "Are you home?"

"In here!" Logan replied. He was – like always – sitting in front of his computers.

Alec wondered if he slept next to them, he rarely saw him away from them.

"Logan, we need your help." Max sang, and flinched at Logan's shocked expression.

"Are you singing?" He asked, with his mouth hanging open. Alec had to try very hard not to laugh. *Don't say a word, you'll just embarrass yourself if you start singing in front of Max' boyfriend.*

"Uh... Yeah. It just happened at Jam Pony, after I hung up the phone. Do you know what's wrong with us?" Max explained, with a very worried Celine Dion-tune.

"Us?" Logan asked, looking at Alec. *Damn, now he knows...* Alec thought, cursing.

"Yeah," Max sang. "Alec's got it too."

"Hmm... I'll look it up, why don't you sit down for a while and make yourselves comfortable?" He wheeled over to some old books and Max walked over to the couch.

She sat down and looked around for Alec. "Alec, you coming?" She asked, trying to find him in the huge pre-pulse apartment.

"Murph." Came the reply from the kitchen. The always-hungry transgenic was already raiding Logan's poor fridge and stuffing as much food as he possibly could down his throat.

Max couldn't help but smile. He really was cute. *Stop! Don't even go there, Max.*

An hour later, Max and Alec where sitting on Logan's couch. The fridge was empty and about everything that even looked a bit like food had been eaten by the two singing transgenics. Logan was looking for information that could help them figure out what was happening with Max and Alec.

Alec was bored, very bored. He looked over at Max, in the past hour she had occasionally sang out a very awkward "Stop that, Alec!" or, "Aaah!". Alec feet had been tapping all the time, and it had gotten on Max' nerves. *If they even exist...* He thought.

Once every 5 minutes she'd ask Logan if he found something, and then blush when she realized she had been singing it. Alec would laugh, get slapped and murmur a quiet melodic "Ow!" and then they'd go quiet again. Except for the ever-so-present noise of tapping feet, humming computers, and the sound of Logan's keyboard.

Alec was restless, and before he knew it...

To be continued ;-) But only if you review! (Really, my muse decided to walk out on me, for now, but I'll go look for it tomorrow... Oh, and if you know any good songs I can make them sing, please tell me! They have to be funny, and pretty well known, so it's not like most lyrics of songs you never heard before, y'know? Well, tell me if you like it and I'll go on with the story, and if you don't tell me too so I can stop wasting my 'precious' time. See ya, Sammie)