This is a fun take on the scene where Ethan was drugged last night. Hope it makes somebody out there smile.
Ethan saw some strippers, dancing round with kippers, they sidled up to him but Honey whacked him with her slippers.
Ethan saw Robyn upon a horse called Dobbin. Dobbin pe'ed on Max's shoes and so he started sobbin'.
Ethan saw Dixie prancing like a pixie, "Not bad going, Dix", he said, "To say you're nearly sixty."
Ethan saw Big Mac riding on a Yak, then he took Ethan's spectacles and wouldn't give them back.
Ethan saw Cal, his brother and his pal, shouting "Ladies, shall I take all my clothes off? YES I SHALL."
Ethan saw Rita starring in Evita, and President Obama waiting round the back to meet her.
Ethan saw Dylan as a wicked panto villain, threatening the heroine and scaring all the chillun.*
His heart began to pound, and he felt on shaky ground, and then he heard the ED cheer as he came round.