Yoshi:

The Human Babe Magnet

Summary: When Yoshi (my version) overuses the Transformation Jutsu, despite Naruto warning him not to, he ends up being stuck in the form of an attractive human male. Now everywhere he goes, women almost immediately fall in love with him at first sight. Yoshi must now figure out a way to change back to normal while also avoiding the amorous women.

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Chapter 1

The sunlight shined in the morning sky as the citizens of Anime Town all walked peacefully down the sidewalk, while a few others drove down the streets in their cars.

Two others in particular, Yoshi and his friend Naruto Uzumaki, were enjoying a nice day walking together after eating at the Ramen House. However, the one thing that didn't sit well with Naruto was the fact that Yoshi would repeatedly use the Transformation Jutsu at any given time no matter where they went in the city.

"Yoshi, as much as I like hanging out with you, I would really appreciate it if you'd stop using the Transformation Jutsu so much. You'll waste your chakra that way." said Naruto.

"Nonsense pal, I'll be okay as long as I keep my chakra reserved. I have perfect control over it. Besides, changing into different people is a fun way to pass the time." said Yoshi.

"I'm just saying this to warn you. If you overuse it, you'll probably wind up getting stuck in the next form you change into."

"No worries, I'll be just fine."

Upon forming a specific hand seal, Yoshi engulfed himself in white smoke. He then reappeared as a handsome, tall and firm looking young man with sky blue eyes and short brown hair. He was wearing a white, short sleeved shirt, a pair of blue shorts, and some green, laced up shoes.

"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you."

"Gee, for someone who's suppose to be hyperactive, you sure do worry a lot. I had thought that taking a break from the Hidden Leaf Village would at least have made you feel better." commented Yoshi in a more mature tone.

As they went along, they were unaware of the amorous looks that Yoshi was getting from all sorts of women who were walking by. Even though he noticed it, he decided to shrug it off.

However, he suddenly got nervous when he sensed a certain someone following him and Naruto, leading to him starting to walk faster, which confused the blonde shinobi as he tried to keep up.

"What's wrong Yoshi?" asked Naruto.

"Oh it's nothing. I just feel like getting in a quick walk for some exercise, nothing serious." he replied, albeit nervously.

"You sound like you're scared."

"No, I'm not scared."

"How can I possibly tell him that I sensed Rangiku Matsumoto following me?, If she catches me, she'll hug the life out of me. I just need to keep up my pace a little longer until I can get away. She can see through my disguises as if she has X-ray vision, which she doesn't." he thought to himself.

He was soon stopped when he felt a hand touch his shoulder.

"Hey hot stuff." greeted a feminine voice.

Despite hesitating, Yoshi slowly turned to meet face to face with Rangiku, who had a rather seductive smile on her face. She was wearing a red crop top which was unbuttoned at the top, accompanied by a, blue trouser shorts and yellow high heels.

"Oh. Uh hello ma'am." Yoshi greeted back with a fake smile.

"My name is Rangiku Matsumoto, what's yours cutie?"

Yoshi was somewhat shocked and perplexed by the way she was acting around him.

"I can't believe this, she doesn't even know it's me. I better keep up this act a little longer."

"My name is Yo-, er, Manachi. That's right, Manachi Ihsoy." (Note: Ihsoy is actually Yoshi spelled backwards)

"Yoshi gave himself a fake identity, that's some quick thinking." thought Naruto.

"Ooh how interesting, because frankly your last name reminds me of a 'special friend' I have."

"Of course it does." he muttered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing. Anyway, I was just busy walking with Naruto here."

Naruto decided to play along.

"Yeah, 'Yoshi' suggested that I hang out with him so I could get to know him better."

"Well perhaps you won't mind if I take this cutie off your hands." she suggested while linking arms with a now wide eyed Yoshi.

Naruto formed a sneaky smile as he noticed Yoshi glancing at him with a frightened look on his face.

"Go ahead, I bet he would love to spend time with a beautiful woman." he said with mock happiness.

"Good enough for me. Come on sexy."

She smiled cheerfully before she led Yoshi away with her. As they left, Yoshi turned to glare at Naruto, who chuckled at him mischievously as he waved goodbye.

"I am so gonna give Naruto a good beating once I get out of this."

About a few minutes later, Yoshi and Rangiku were still walking down the sidewalk, their arms still linked together.

"So Manachi, since this is the first time we've met, why don't you tell me something about yourself?" she suggested.

Yoshi was close to sweating nervously while attempting to come up with a proper description. He didn't want to tell her all of his real interests, hobbies or opinions, fearing that she would recognize him. As hard as it was, he had to at least try.

"Well for starters, I'm into sketching, drawing, painting, reading and socializing. My favorite food is pizza, ramen-, OOH I mean spaghetti, lasagna, ice cream and chocolate chip cookies." he explained

"That was close. I almost nearly gave myself away when I mentioned ramen. As much as I love it, I can't afford to blow my position."

"Hmm, sketching and drawing, huh?"

"Yeah, it's one of my hobbies."

"Maybe sometime you could draw a picture of me naked."

"WHAT!?"

"Just kidding, hehehe. I just felt like teasing you a bit."

"Oh, what a relief."

"But, then again-"

"Okay, let's get off that subject. I'm not used to naked woman."

"I see, you're the shy type, huh?"

"You can say that."

"Well not to worry honey, I'll help you get rid of your shyness soon enough." said Rangiku with a strong amount of seduction in her voice, which he noticed.

"This is not gonna end well. I gotta get out of this before she makes a move on me."

"Listen, it was nice meeting you Rangiku. But I there's somewhere I need to go, so I'll just be leaving now." he said while slipping his arm out of her grasp. But as he tried to walk off, Rangiku suddenly latched her arms around his waist, holding him tightly.

"Whoa there, tiger. You wouldn't be trying to escape from me, would you?" she asked while pressing her well endowed chest against his back, which made him shiver a little.

"No, that would be rude. I just need to go somewhere important, that's all." he replied nervously.

He then tried to get loose, but she refused to let go. It was clear that she wasn't going to let him escape that easily.

"But we've barely scratched the surface baby. Besides, I wanna get to know you a little more."

His eyes became wide once more when he felt her hands slipping underneath his shirt, feeling up his chest and abs like some perverted school girl.

"Ooh, you've got muscles like an athlete. I like that, it makes me wonder what you look like without your shirt on." she cooed while nuzzling his neck.

"Uh Rangiku, there comes a time and a p-p-p-p-p-place for stuff like that, and this is n-n-n-not it." he said with a shaky tone.

"Then we should go somewhere more private, so we can have some quality time to ourselves."

Yoshi was beginning to panic. Here we was in human form, being publicly molested by an obviously lovesick Rangiku. Although he had plenty of awkward experiences in his real form, this was clearly the most embarrassing moment of his life.

Realizing he had no choice, Yoshi did what he had to. Without warning, he slipped himself free from her grip. But he soon realized his mistake when he saw the look Rangiku was giving him. Her eyes were wide and sparkling, and her lips had contorted into a wide, creepy and perverted grin, accompanied by a naughty giggle. Looking down, he noticed that he had accidentally slid out of his shirt upon noticing it within her hands, thus revealing his muscles in clear public view.

"Oh no." he said with fright.

"WHOA BABY, I'M IN LOVE." she squealed with delight.

Yoshi didn't have time to act fast enough as Rangiku leaped forward and tackled him to the ground, kissing him with extreme and intense passion. She ravenously forced her whole tongue into his mouth, smothering the inside. In desperation, Yoshi tried to get her off of him. But her ever growing attraction and overwhelming lust made her too difficult to shake off.

"This is going way too far. It feels like she's choking me with her tongue, I've got to get away from her somehow."

Putting up some effort, Yoshi managed to get up off the ground, while Rangiku continued to kiss him deeply, wrapping her arms and legs around him entirely.

"Alright, now she's getting out of control. I didn't want to do this, but I have no choice."

Using all his might, Yoshi forced Rangiku off of him,. Without even a word, he went dashing off at full speed, with Rangiku watching him as he left. She just giggled to herself while standing up.

"Ooh, he's playing hard to get. He may have gotten away, but he left something behind." she said while looking down at his shirt, which she was still holding.

" His lips, oh so soft. And his mouth, it has such a delicious taste." she commented while licking her lips.

Meanwhile...

Yoshi was still speeding down the path, trying to get as far away from Rangiku as he possibly could. After the way she came onto him, he couldn't dare to think of what would happen if they met again.

"That was so embarrassing back there. What the hell possessed her to molest me like that?" he wondered to himself.

"Wait a minute, I know now. It's because of the way I look, that's why she did it. One simple look at me without a shirt and she turns into a horny wild girl. It's time to change back to normal, this is a lot more than I can take for one day."

Zooming into an alley and checking to see if the coast was clear, Yoshi proceeded with his attempt to change back into his normal form. But strangely, nothing happened.

"What the-, why didn't I change back?"

He then tried it again, still nothing.

"Why is this happening?"

Once again he went in for another try, only to be unsuccessful like before. At this point, it dawned on him.

"Damn it, I should have guessed it before. Naruto warned me that this would happen if I overused the Transformation Jutsu, and I didn't believe it. I should have listened to him. And now I'm standing out here, stuck as a human without a shirt I lost because Rangiku still has it." he lamented.

He placed a hand on his chin and began thinking about what he could do next.

But then, he came up with a solution.

"Alright, it's all under control. There's no one else around, especially women. So that makes it safe for me to leave this alley, go find a new shirt and then try to find Naruto."

Taking a deep breath, Yoshi quietly stepped out of the alley and onto the sidewalk. He cautiously looked both ways just to be sure that there were no women nearby. After that, he turned and began to walk down the path. He kept a close eye out for any sign of women, confidently hoping that he would not run or even bump into any.

Unbeknownst to him, someone was quietly watching him from above on a rooftop. The figure (obviously feminine) smiled deviously and chuckled while watching the human disguised dino.

The person was ultimately revealed to be Anko Mitarashi, a high ranking kunoichi from the Hidden Leaf Village. Her brown eyes were focused directly on the unsuspecting Yoshi.

"Well look what we have here. A cute, shirtless and obviously single guy all by his lonesome. Luckily for him, I can provide just the right company, oh yes." she said.

Yoshi continued his walk, looking around for the nearest clothing store he could find. Every so often he would frequently glance in random directions to see if he was still alone. But he was still unaware of Anko, whom was following him from above.

"Oh this is hopeless. If I can't find one store, I'll be shirtless all day. And the last thing I need is another love struck female putting her hands all over me like I'm some kind of love magnet."

Yoshi was just about to reach a corner when suddenly, Anko dropped down in front of him.

"Hiya sexy." she greeted while leaning against the wall.

Yoshi's face: (O_O)

"Oh no, not Anko Mitarashi. She's the last person I'd want to see. If I don't escape from her, there's no telling what she'll do." he thought fearfully.

"*gulp* Hi there." he greeted, albeit nervously.

"You got a name?"

"M-m-m-Manachi Ihsoy."

"Hmm, I like that name. Sexy name for a sexy man."

"Thanks, I g-g-guess."

"So what's a guy like you doing out here without a shirt, huh?"

Yoshi rubbed the back of his head shyly while blushing.

"Well, ha ha. I sorta lost it after 'some girl' snatched it from me when I took it off to cool down." Yoshi lied.

"That's okay, why bother hiding it?"

"What?"

"You know, your body. The chest, the abs, pecs, they're quite a sight to see, for me that is. At least for the most part."

Yoshi soon went from being shy to looking skeptical as he cocked an eyebrow.

"What exactly are you implying?"

He was nearly shocked out of his mind when she zoomed behind him with surprising speed, placing her arms around his neck.

"Oh, that's right. I forgot that she's a high ranking jonin kunoichi, that's explains why she moved so fast."

Anko merely chuckled in a manner that most would consider uncomfortable or even creepy, in Yoshi's case.

"I'm just saying that maybe it would be more worth while if you'd let me see something else in particular." she whispered to him.

"L-like what?"

"You know what I'm talking about, a certain *something* that any woman would want to see."

She then stuck out her tongue and gave a soft but lustful lick on the cheek, which sent a shiver down his spine. But after doing some quick thinking, he came to a realization on what she meant.

"Oh my god, are you talking about my-" he started to ask.

"Yep."

"Sorry ma'am, but that area is off limits."

He pried himself from her arms and attempted to leave, only to be cut off as she moved in front of him, flashing a cocky and sneaky smirk.

"Ah ah ah, where do you think you're going?"

"Where do you think, someplace where I can get away from you. I'm sorry, but you can't have me. I'm not some kind of sex toy that you can play with."

"Hahahaha, you are so naive. Who said I want you as a sex toy?"

"Uh hello, just a second ago you were talking about getting in my pants, am I not correct?"

"I didn't mean out here, silly. I meant in a more quiet and secluded place, like a bedroom perhaps."

"Okay now you're really starting to scare me."

True to his word, Yoshi was getting scared out of his mind. He could feel himself sweating nervously due to the fear that was slowly reaching the surface. It was bad enough that Rangiku came on to him, but now Anko was practically lusting after him more than he had thought. He slowly started to back away in terror, with Anko slowly advancing towards him.

"What's the matter Manachi-kun, cat got your tongue?" she teased.

"Seriously, you are really starting to sound like a genuine female pervert."

"Hey, no one ever said that women can't be perverted too. Sure it's mostly men who act that way, but there are times when it's the other way around."

"As much as I hate to admit it, she's right. That would probably explain why Rangiku suddenly got naughty when she was molesting me. But clearly it seems that Anko is just as perverted, which scares the hell out of me."

"Stay back, don't come any closer."

"How do you expect me to resist a man with a hot body like yours?"

He soon noticed her getting ready to nab him as she raised her arms up in a grabbing motion.

"Come to mama, big boy."

Having struck a nerve, Yoshi finally went dashing away, thus eluding her grasp.

"Oh yeah, I love a good chase." she sneered.

Yoshi was running at such a fast pace that almost no one could see him as nothing more than just a blur. He was trying with all his might to stay far away from Anko, but little did he suspect that he wasn't in the clear just yet.

"Nice day for a run, isn't it?"

Yoshi's face: (O.O)

To his very horror, he turned his head back to see Anko running after him, and she appeared to be catching up to him.

"How are you running so fast?" he asked in puzzlement.

"I'm a high ranking kunoichi, of course you didn't realize that until now." she bragged.

"How could I forget that so soon?, some of the shinobi I've met are so fast that they could outrun Sonic in a race. Well Rock Lee probably could, but still."

In desperation, Yoshi attempted to try and speed up his pace, but he didn't get his chance when Anko soon reappeared up ahead of him, with her arms wide open, ready to grab him.

"OH NOOOOOO." he screamed.

He then tried to skid to a stop and change direction, but he was moving so fast that he couldn't stop quick enough to remain out of her reach, thus resulting in him being caught in her arms.

"Gotcha." she mused.

"How on earth did you get up in front of me?"

"I've got ninja skills that you couldn't possibly imagine. I'd show some to you, if you let me."

"Please, let me go. This is embarrassing."

"Not just yet, sexy."

"Now that's just pushing things- MMPH."

His protest was cut off when she pressed her lips hotly against his. The shocked look on Yoshi's face made it seem as though he was about to freak out. He was being kissed by who he considered to be the most creepiest and most unpredictable kunoichi in history. But from what he could tell, her lips were surprisingly warm, soft and somewhat relaxing as he suddenly started to kiss back.

Noticing his sudden change in behavior, Anko decided to step things up by deepening the kiss. She passionately and gently entered her tongue into his mouth, making the kiss more romantic. She then moved her hands up from his waist and placed them around his neck.

But however, things were going to get ugly really soon.

After only a few more minutes, the kissed had finally ended after their lips had separated.

"That was a hot kiss, huh Manachi-kun?" asked Anko with a smirk.

Yoshi looked back at her with a soft look on his face.

"Wow...what a rush." Yoshi blurted out.

Unfortunately, their little *moment* was soon disrupted by the unexpected arrival of Rangiku.

"Hey you, get your hands off my man!" she snapped angrily.

Yoshi suddenly snapped back to his senses and turned around to face her, catching a glimpse of his shirt still in her hands.

"I don't think so, Manachi-kun's my man." argued Anko.

"Get real, I had him first. I've got his shirt right here to prove it." Rangiku boasted while holding up Yoshi's shirt in clear view.

"Big whup. He's still my man."

"No he isn't, he's mine."

While the two women continued to argue back and forth, Yoshi meanwhile used this opportunity in order to try making his get away without being noticed. But first he had to figure out how to get his shirt back.

But his planned getaway was cut short when the two women had ceased their arguing and approached him from both sides, grabbing onto his arms.

"Come here Manachi, pucker up." said Rangiku.

"Say what!?" he exclaimed in shock.

"Forget her. Lay another one on me, Manachi-kun." cooed Anko.

Yoshi's face: (O_O)ll

Yoshi was starting to run out of options when both women began to lean in with their eyes closed, lips puckered and ready to be kissed, but he got one more idea. As a last ditch attempt, he slid from in between them just as they got closer, causing them to unknowingly kiss each other instead. Yoshi watched victoriously while holding his shirt within his hands before he proceeded to put it back on.

"Yes, success. So long ladies" he muttered quietly before taking off.

"That was close, now to go find Naruto. And once I do, he better have a good explanation for ditching me." he thought.

Just about 10 seconds after he left, Rangiku and Anko both opened her eyes, and the next thing that happened wasn't so pretty.

Rangiku's and Anko's faces: (O.O)*

At that very second, they broke apart.

"AAAAAAHHHHH, I KISSED ANOTHER WOMAN." they both screamed while reacting with disgust.

Later on...

Naruto was busy sitting on a bench in the park, looking up at the sunny sky. It had been hours since he had last seen Yoshi, but at the moment he just wanted to have some time to himself.

"You know, I do feel kind of bad about ditching Yoshi like that. It makes me wonder what he might be up to at the moment."

"Gee, I didn't know you cared, Naruto Uzumaki." said a rather frustrated voice from behind him.

Naruto was startled off the bench before he turned around to meet face to face with an angry looking, still transformed Yoshi standing before him.

"Oh, it's you Yoshi. You really had me on the alert for a-"

Yoshi then bashed him on the head.

"OW, WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" snapped the blonde shinobi while rubbing his head.

"That's for being a total moron by leaving me with Rangiku earlier!" he snapped back.

"Well you didn't need to hit me for it. It's bad enough when Sakura hits me, but I draw the line at being hit by you."

"Oh cut all the drama, right now I've got a problem on my hands."

"What happened, did you have a bad date?" Naruto joked.

"This is serious you knucklehead, Rangiku's fallen madly in love with me."

"What's so bad about that?"

"Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you?"

"You're not making any sense."

"SHE CAME ONTO ME AND TRIED TO MOLEST ME, YOU IDIOT."

"Okay okay, no need to snap."

"That's not all. When I tried getting away from her, I accidentally slid out of my shirt. But the very moment she saw my muscles, she suddenly got this perverted look on her face. Then she jumped on me and kissed me."

"What's so bad about a kiss?"

"She shoved her tongue down my throat, she nearly choked me to death."

"Okay, awkward."

"I managed to get away from her, but I lost my shirt in the process. When I thought things couldn't get any worse, I ran into Anko Mitarashi."

"D-d-d-did you just say Anko Mitarashi!?" asked Naruto in a shaky tone.

"Yeah, I did."

Naruto's face: (O_O)

"What's wrong?"

"Dude, you should be lucky you got away from her. She's even more scary than Sakura being in a bad mood."

"I know that. At one time she even scared Bowser so badly that he was paranoid for about a week."

"What did she try to do with you?"

"For one, she tried to hit on me. And if that's not bad enough, she started asking about my-"

"Your what?"

"My-my-my-my-"

"Spit it out, fess up."

"My private area."

"WHAAAAAAAATTTT!?"

"She freaked me out so much that I just had to get away from her. But she chased after me and caught me. And before I knew it, she kissed me."

"You're kidding!"

"And the weird thing is, I *gulp* enjoyed it."

Naruto looked like he wanted to pass out right on the spot after what he just heard. All the things Yoshi had told him just now made him feel shocked, dismayed and downright uncomfortable.

"I don't believe this, Yoshi actually got kissed by Anko sensei, and he liked it. This is so crazy that I just wanna forget it ever happened." thought Naruto.

"Aw man, I feel so sorry for you." he said with sympathy.

"Thanks. But right now I feel stupid. I should have listened earlier when you told me not to overuse the Transformation Jutsu, now look where it's gotten me."

"See, I knew I was right all along. Maybe next time you'll listen to me when I warn you not to do something you'll regret."

"So, what now?"

"Huh?"

"What do I have to do to change back?"

"Hmm, that sounds like a tough one." said Naruto while thinking.

"Well there has to be at least one solution to this matter."

"Hang on, I think I know who can help with this problem. Let's head to the village and talk to the Hokage." he suggested.

"Of course, Lady Tsunade might know what to do."

"I just hope that she doesn't try to make passes at me." Yoshi thought.

With that, they began setting off for the Hidden Leaf Village.

Chapter 1 is up and running.

For the record, this is my second multi-chapter harem story. The first is Yoshi's Big Time Harem.

Well, it appears that Yoshi's got a problem on his hands. Because he didn't listen to Naruto, now he's currently trapped in the form of a sexy human guy who attracts every woman he encounters. And somehow they strangely become perverted and horny when near him. So now he's on his way to Konoha to see if Tsunade can help sort this mess out.

He's already got Rangiku and Anko lusting after him, but you'll be amazed at how many other women will be trying to get their hands on him.

And to keep a low profile, he's given himself the name Manachi Ihsoy. Yep, he used his own name backwards as a last name.

Until then, stay tuned for the next chapter.

Later folks.