AU – FemHaku – Self Insertion(To a Point)

Anything I ever write that isn't schoolwork is inspired from something or other instead of completely my own idea. By going off of those ideas I do create a great many of my own but the overall idea is usually part mine, part my friends', and part from other FanFics. I can get into just about any Naruto FanFic, except yaoi, and they inspire me a lot.

This is one, like so many others, one where people from the 'real world' are transported to the Naruto world. There are strange connections and changes about them, and they're friendship my greatly change by the end, providing I write it that far . But I've said too much. This is an AU with some details as old as the Kyuubi battle changed, aside from any changes I decide to make to the various countries.

This could be Self Insertion, but I modify the personality of the 'me' character to suit how I wish I could act.

If you find any mistakes, too bad. I don't use a beta because I like to put them up as soon as I'm done. If it's a big mistake like making something completely non-understandable then tell me and I'll check it out.

Disclaimer: All recognizable content belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

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A village with a large wall, bordered by a mountain, with thousands of trained shinobi would be thought able to hold off any assault. Although, nobody had ever expected the great fox demon, Kyuubi, to attack. Nine massive fox tails thrashed the lands and destroyed the forest. The demon fox stood three times higher than the walls of Konohagakure no Sato. There was no hope, hundreds had died already and the Kyuubi showed no signs of stopping. Konoha was in a state of panic. The fox was almost upon their walls.

But there was a spark of hope that ignited and grew as a large figure moved towards the fox demon. The giant toad chief, Gamabunta, landed a short, to them, ways from the fox. Upon the toad's head was the famous blond ninja, Minato Namikaze, Yondaime Hokage of Konoha. He had a victorious grin on his face, but his eyes showed sadness as he knew what he was doing. The blond went through a series of quick hand signs to active what would, hopefully, stop the Kyuubi's rampage. Behind the toad, a large spirit formed. The spirit had on a large white kimono and held a dagger in its teeth. On the front of the spirit was a soul that was bound to it. The ghost had a large mop of white hair that hung over the sides of its face and was spiked, sticking out in every which way. A ghostly and bony hand moved and entered into the Yondaime's back.

The fox charged the toad where there was a bright flash. The death god's hand erupted from the Hokage's stomach and grabbed onto the Kyuubi. The demon fox writhed in agony and tried to break free but the grip was firm and powerful. Soon the fox was right in front of the blond man and glared heatedly at him. The soul of the fox split from its body and entered the palm of the blond's right arm. The body of the fox was sucked into the man's stomach by the ghostly hand.

"Seal!" Was all the man said, the fox's fate had been set. The body of the great nine-tails would forever remain in the stomach of the death god while the soul along with it's chakra had a different destination. As fast as it could, the giant toad raced to the tall wall and, using his tongue, set the blond down in front of a small house, far from anyone's view. The guy was in obvious pain as he held his now red arm, the seal on his palm was glowing a bright red. He quickly entered the building and found everything waiting. Inside there stood the old Sandaime Hokage. On either side of the retired Hokage was a small bed with a newborn baby in each. On their stomachs was a complicated seal that would hold the Kyuubi forever. With a quick nod, the two Hokage's started a short series of hand signs. The soul of the Kyuubi was pulled from the blond's arm, which immediately fell to the side, useless. The soul and chakra was torn in two as each male directed half of the spirit into the seal of each child. The dark black seal flashed a bright red once before settling into its normal black state, the sealing was done. The blond looked to his friend and smiled with a looks of thanks.

"The Kyuubi was too powerful to be holed even in a single newborn. Both of my sons will have had a great burden put on them. They couldn't even handle all of the chakra, I was forced to keep some of it in my arm." The blond gave a little chuckle here. "Please, it would be better if the village treated him like a hero. Take care of my son, Sarutobi. It's best if nobody knows of the second child, I've experimented with this and he'll never have to deal with being found or berated. He'll be transported to another dimension or another planet, I was never sure, but he'll be safe. The three pieces of the Kyuubi will be split and never attained." With a bit of pain, the Yondaime raised both of his arms and did a long series of quick hand signs before touching his palm on the second child's stomach. "I'm sorry, my son. This is for your and your brother's own good." A tear rolled down his face and the baby disappeared in a bright white flash. The child had been teleported to the planet Earth, possibly in another dimension, but unlikely. "I doubt there's a possibility of him coming back to this world, but if he does, tell him about Naruto. Hopefully, they'll accept each other and be happy if that ever happens."

With a final sigh, the blond gave one last sad smile to his friend and his remaining son before he left the building. The Shinigami was waiting for him and it was time. The Yondaime looked at his hands and back up to the death god. His question was answered as the spirit nodded and grabbed his whole body instead of just his soul, the fourth Hokage smiled sadly again before he joined the body of the Kyuubi in the death god's stomach for eternity. The price of the jutsu to keep his village safe. The death god faded back into nothingness and the Yondaime was no more.

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Fifteen Earth years later

A bell rang and echoed down the halls that a bunch of students soon filled. One boy in a black muscle shirt and loose black shorts hurried to his locker. His long black ponytail reached half down his upper arms and swayed slightly as he walked. He reached his locker to find his cousin at his own locker. He hurriedly put his books in his locker before turning to walk down the curving hall with his cousin.

Said cousin was larger than average but just barely shorter than the first kid and had 'poofy' brown hair. He had a large red short sleeve shirt that hung over his loose black pants. They came up to a group of three other kids by another locker. In the middle was a skinny kid with short brown hair. To his left was a shorter but less skinny kid with dirty blond hair and to his right was a big boned kid that was bigger than the red-shirted kid and had short and curly brown hair. He was just barely the tallest out of the five. He had on a dark gray shirt under a thin, brown hoody. His loose blue jeans just barely touched the floor. The skinny kid had on black pants with a white stripe down the sides and a dark blue T-shirt. The dirty blond kid had on a plain light gray shirt and the average blue jeans. They continued to walk the curving halls while there was a bit of small talk as they went to get their last friend.

They reached the front doors to the school to find an average-sized kid with above average grades. He wore a blue and white camouflage shirt with loose black pants and a dark blue jacket. On each of his wrists was a simple black wristband. He used to wear glasses but had recently had surgery and no longer needed them. They were going to go to their next class, wood shop over on west campus when they heard a click.

"Students, please refrain from exiting the building. A large storm is just a few minutes away. Thank you." The intercom clicked off and the six looked at each other. Each held their own smirk before they pushed the doors open and stepped into the gloomy grounds. The winds were pushing back and forth and a light sprinkle fell. The teens had ignored the warning and set off anyways.

They had walked halfway to west campus when they entered a small area with no wind.. they stopped and looked around, the tree still moved and they could hear the wind but they were not affected by it. The last kid to join them was staring up at the sky. The others followed his gaze. The clouds were swirling around directly above them and picking up speed. They'd stepped into the eye of a soon-to-be tornado. They were about to run. Too late. The winds around the eyes picked up drastically, and soon, they could see the winds rushing past them.

It moved too fast. The edge of the tornado caught them and pulled them from their feet. The guy with the ponytail was squinting against the wind and dust, trying to find his friends. He couldn't see any of them, but he saw something. A dark shadow was coming straight for him. He squinted a little more as it continued towards his constantly moving form. Then it came, a large maple tree met his face and he met darkness.

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All he could see was darkness. All he could feel was darkness. He was darkness. Then, pain wracked his body, everything hurt. He couldn't open his eyes and he didn't know where his friends were. He soon realized that his body was moving and that he could hear people talking.

"-these two and put them with the other four." Maybe the other five that they had referred to were his friends. "Get the head medic, a couple of these kids are seriously injured." He must be in a hospital. He started to worry about his friends, wondering who were seriously injured. He felt a small prick in his arm amongst the pain before darkness overtook him again.

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The kid with the blue and white camouflage shirt, who had declared himself as Frost, was sitting in a white room in front of three of his friends. He had been barely injured during the storm, but he still had no idea where they currently were. He watched as his other two friends were wheeled in next to the other three. The least injured of them, besides himself, was the large kid, Erato, and the skinny one, Ruse. The worst were the two cousins, Corb, with the red shirt, and Bounder, with the ponytail. Corb looked to be the worst while Bounder was just covered is hundreds of bruises and cuts.

Frost watched as the head medic, as he'd heard, came in to inspect the wounds. She was taller than average and had brown hair that fell in a ponytail over a white lab coat. Frost watched intently as four other medics came in and, after a few quick words with the head medic, went to the four least injured, including himself. The medic walked over and her hand flared with a green glow. She passed over each wound. Frost watched, amazed, as the wounds closed and the bruises slowly disappeared. He looked up to see the same thing happening to each of his friends. The medics' hands were glowing with the same green glow. Frost now had a clue to where he was but it didn't make sense.

The four medics finished and began to work on Bounder, whose bruises and small cuts were almost gone. The head medic set to work on Corb's arm, which was obviously broken, or at least fractured. She was joined by the other four medics as soon as Bounder was finished.

The time passed and the medics left. The head medic had finished working on Corb and left. What have we gotten ourselves into this time? We should have stayed inside instead of going out. Frost sighed at the thought.

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It was dark again, but this time there were no voices. He remembered he and his friends were in the hospital after a tornado had hit them. He slowly opened his eyes. The pain was gone but that could mean anything. He saw white, lots of white. He turned his head and saw his cousin laying next to him on a separate stretcher, still asleep. He pushed himself into a sitting position and winced when his stiff joints resisted the movement. He still succeeded. He saw his other four friends sitting in front of him a few feet away. It was then that his muscles decided to act with his joints and resist the movement. He flexed his arms until the stiffness was gone and turned to Corb. He started to poke him in the side. Corb just shifted and mumbled something each time he was poked. He gave up when the door opened and he pushed himself into a sitting position as well, obviously not having to deal with as many stiff joints as Bounder did.

They all looked at the woman that had entered. "Ah, I'm glad you're all awake. Now, let's see." She smiled and looked at a clipboard. "You two," she pointed at Bounder and Corb, "will have to avoid strenuous activity for a couple of days." She moved her arm to point at the other four, "You guys are fine now, but I would suggest a little rest." She turned to the door and opened it. She made a motion to someone outside the door and he entered as she left. Frost, Ruse, and Erato all looked at the guy strangely. He had silver hair that defied gravity and stuck almost straight up. He wore a forehead protector with the leaf symbol on it and it was pulled down over his left eye. He had on a green vest over a dark blue, long sleeved shirt and dark blue pants that were taped at the bottom and stuffed inside the dark blue Zoris. Bounder immediately narrowed his eyes and stared at the guy.

Bounder pointed at the guy. "You're a ninja, aren't you?" The man nodded, his look of unconcern remained. "Prove it." The man silently sighed and did a strange hand sign. In a puff of smoke, there were two more silver-haired men, clones. Bounder looked at each other, grinned, and jumped up to high-five. Everyone else just sweatdropped. Corb in the red shirt just scowled, he knew where they were now and he hated it. It was even worse that they were stuck there.

"Kakashi, we need to speak to the Hokage." Said Frost, "We have things we need to discuss." Corb and Mike were ignoring them, they definitely knew where they weren't pleased. Mike was uncaring but Corb was enraged, but he didn't show it. Kakashi narrowed his eyes at Frost, wondering how he knew his name but Bounder jumped in before he could speak.

"Yeah, yeah, that can wait. I need to talk to Kakashi first." Bounder sneaked up to Kakashi and whispered, "How much do the Icha Icha books cost?" Frost groaned while Kakashi's eye twinkled and crinkled to signify a smile. This kid he could get along with.

"They're 1500 ryo each, but, seeing as you're too young to buy them, I'd purchase them for you. For a price." You could easily see the crinkle in Kakashi's eye now. "They're 1500 ryo and I'd charge 500 ryo to buy them, so 2000 ryo. But I wonder, where could a twelve year old kid get that kind of money?"

"It'd be easier if I just bought them from Jiraiya directly, but this'll work. And...I'm fifteen..." said Bounder with a frown. Kakashi raised an eyebrow in surprised. "The diagnosis confirmed that you're all twelve except for two that are thirteen. And you didn't answer my last question."

Bounder smirked. "I see, the years here must be longer than ours. Anywho, it's a deal. And don't worry about how I get the money." Now it was Bounder's eye that twinkled. Frost was slightly banging his head on the wall while Corb, Mike, and Erato were talking. Ruse was laying back and staring at the ceiling, deep in thought.

"Your years?" asked Kakashi. He began to suspect that they were from a different world. But that wasn't possible...was it? The summons were from a different world, but these kids weren't summons, how did they get here and where'd they come from?

"We'll explain it as soon as we talk to Sarutobi. It'd be a pain to repeat is multiple times." stated Erato.

"Great, even when he doesn't have a computer, he satiates his pervertedness. You'd think the thrill of what has happened would've distracted his mind." Frost shook his head in annoyance. "You guys will never get a girl."

Bounder and Kakashi glared daggers at Frost and sauntered out the door. The rest followed silently, Corb finding that his joints were sore from lack of use. Kakashi had completely forgotten what he was about to ask, Bounder and Erato were having mental parties, though for different reasons, and Frost just rubbed his temples. This was going to be a pain.

The ninja led them out of the hospital and through the village to a large building that had the kanji for 'fire' on it. None of them missed the evil glares and words sent Bounder's way. They entered the Hokage tower and followed Kakashi through the passages and past multiple men with animal masks before they came to their stop. Kakashi knocked on the door and, with a faint 'Enter' went in. The two ANBU besides the doors seemed oblivious to the kids.

The six kids followed the silver-haired cyclops into the office. On the far side was an old man in red and white robes behind a desk in front of large glass windows that made up the far wall. Along the other walls were a few bookshelves with various scrolls and a single couch.

"Ah, Kakashi, I take it these are the six kids you found?" The old man waited for the ninja's nod. "Good! Now, we'll need you to do some explaining." The old man watched the six with a stern but not unkind stare. Bounder began explaining all that had happened up to the current moment with Frost filling in every now and then.

"...and now we're here. The weird thing though, is we can't remember anything from the show except up to where we are, which is shortly after the Genins got their Jonin senseis. Though, we can remember bits and pieces of some techniques. Everyone's names seem to still be there too." Bounder mused for a second before breaking out into a grin, not so unlike a certain orange ninja we know, "Guys!" He turned to his friends. "We should become ninja and join Naruto!"

"You're way too accepting of this." Frost sighed. Bounder smiled, "Of course! Have you not seen my cheeks, Corb's eyes, and Erato's eyes? It's almost as if we belong here. And, as soon as I can, I'm going to see if these whiskers have a purpose." On Bounder's cheeks were, indeed, three whiskers. Corb had onyx eyes and Erato had pure white eyes.

The two older men watched the exchange before Sarutobi interrupted, "They indeed do, I'll want to speak to you alone after this." Bounder just shrugged. Frost was itching to slap Bounder while Erato was trying to figure out how to focus chakra. Corb and Mike were seemingly not paying attention as they thought about what they'd do since they were stuck there. The old man turned to Corb and Erato. "It is obvious that you two are an Uchiha and a Hyuuga. Erato will no doubt be forced to take the Caged Bird seal. It would be best to use a genjutsu to change the eyes to look normal or to place a fake seal on you. Now, if you want to become ninjas, you'll have to go through the basic academy training and take the Genin test to see where you stand. There will, of course, be ANBU tailing you everywhere, we can't fully trust you."

"This is interesting, that would explain how they know so much." Kakashi pondered.

"Late as usual..." said Frost in annoyance. Everyone sweatdropped. Sarutobi waved to them. "You're dismissed." Kakashi and fix of the six exited the door before the Hokage focused back on Bounder who, in turn, focused on him.

"I take it you know something that I don't?" Bounder had a look of questioning on his face.

"I do. I'm sure you're familiar with the Kyuubi's attack on the village. Well, the Kyuubi was too powerful to seal in a single child. The had to be split and sealed into two separate babies along with a large chunk of chakra into the Yondaime. They had to be newborns, luckily, his wife had just had twins. One was sent to a different dimension or planet with a jutsu the likes of which I can't comprehend and the fourth was taken by the Shinigami, effectively splitting up the Kyuubi's parts. Now, I believe the second child was you."

"So..." Bounder mused, "I was originally from this dimension. Maybe that's why I feel so at home here. But that would also mean that me and Naruto would be twins." He contemplated the possibilities.

"Yes, fraternal twins. Now, let's see. Raise your shirt and focus your chakra to your stomach. I'm sure you know how to do this?" Bounder nodded and complied. It was a bit difficult, having never molded chakra before, it was hard. He found the easiest way was to see the chakra as a separate circulatory system and think of the blue substance moving to the point. The seal started to fade in and out. After a minute or two, Bounder got the hang of it and managed to get the seal to stay.

"I see, you are indeed the other half of Kyuubi. Now, for housing, you guys should try to find a place. Perhaps you could stay with Naruto and inform him of this...development. Your friends could try to get Sasuke to allow the use of a small section of the Uchiha Compound, but he's not exactly friendly."

Bounder's smile returned as he lowered his shirt. "Yeah, but Corb might actually be an Uchiha, that might help, and Erato is a Hyuuga. But there's no way they're putting that damned seal on him." Bounder's face was stern before his smile returned. "Now, about Naruto, can I tell him of his...our parents?"

"Sarutobi sighed and weighed the consequences. There really wasn't a way to keep it from him forever but it was for his own safety. "It would be better kept as a secret. If word got out about who your father was, all of his enemies and allies would come to you, for different reasons. When he's come of age, we'll tell him all of it. At that time, you two will inherit the Namikaze residence." Bounder stored that thought away and turned to leave.

"Oh, and do try to keep your condition a secret. If anyone asks, those are tattoos and you're just copying Naruto. We mustn't let people find out the truth. People will still treat you badly for doing that, but at least you'll be safe for the time being. Now, you may go. I'll get the paperwork done and I'll send for you tomorrow when I can set up the academy training." The old Hokage waved as Bounder left the office. He passed the ANBU by the door and retraced the steps they'd taken earlier to the entrance. Kakashi and the others were standing there waiting.

"About time, fox boy." smirked Erato. Kakashi narrowed his eye and began suspecting what Bounder now knew was truth.

"Kakashi, do you know where Sasuke and Naruto are? I have things to speak to with both of them." The ninja's eye narrowed more before he nodded. He was about to turn and leave when a thought occurred to him. He turned back to Bounder with a twinkle in his eye and all previous malice gone. "Say, when do you think you'll have the money to pay for the first book?" Frost was busy banging his head on the wall again. "Also, you're hiding something, and I'll find out." His mood turned serious for only a few seconds before his eye crinkle returned.

"I already have the money. I had some on me when we came here, but we'll discuss that later. About the secret, or secrets. You can listen while I'm explaining to Naruto and Sasuke." Bounder was still smiling. He turned to see Erato with the seal already on his forehead. "Did you only use one genjutsu?"

"Yes, why?"

Bounder smirked, "You should layer multiple genjutsus over one another. First so that he has the cursed mark, then without it, and do that for about a dozen or so. If we're lucky it might just fool the Hyuuga eyes."

Kakashi mused for a bit before he nodded and smiled again. He layered the genjutsus over each other like Bounder had suggested and then had Erato move his hair to cover it for more protection until he got a forehead protector. Kakashi nodded to himself and turned to go.

They started running through the streets until they reached an area of grass so they'd stay out of people's ways. They continued to run and came to the training grounds quickly. Up ahead they saw a kid wearing orange and blue sleeping against a tree. A girl in red with pink hair was sitting on the grass away from the orange Genin. The last guy wore a blue shirt with a red and white ball symbol on the back. He had on beige shorts and was training himself in fire jutsus.

The moment they got to the training grounds, Sakura jumped up and started yelling, "You're late again, sensei!"

Kakashi put his hand back his head and smiled. "Well, you see. I was walking along and these kids appeared out of nowhere and I had to take them to the hospital to get healed. And then..."

"You're lying!" The orange ninja was the one to yell this time. His spiky blond hair and the already mentioned orange clothes immediately pegged him as Naruto, the loudest ninja in the village and dead last in his academy class.

"Nah, it's true." said Bounder, not really caring. Sakura and Naruto took this time to notice the other six people behind Kakashi. "Okay, before we start getting into an introductions and crap that I don't feel like dealing with, I need to talk to Sasuke and Naruto." Bounder led them into the forest. Sasuke and Naruto looked at Kakashi who nodded and followed the other kid. Sakura didn't even get a chance to ask why she couldn't go. She then turned to look at the five boys that were left with her.

"Don't worry, Sakura. None of us are perverts like that. Well...except for Bounder, but he's gone." stated Frost in a matter-of-fact voice.

Sakura was about to ask how they knew her name but then she realized that they'd been with Kakashi-sensei. Instead, she said, "Yeah, that's reeeeal assuring coming from a complete stranger. Anyways, who are you guys?"

Frost motioned to himself, "I'm Frost Ician," he motioned to the short dirty blond kid, "That's Mike Widem," then to the skinniest boy who now had fluffy white hair, "Ruse Flakes," then to the big kid, "Erato Hyuuga," and last he pointed to the tall kid with the red shirt, "and Corbin Uchiha." Erato smirked and Corb scowled when they heard their 'new' last names. "We arrived here recently and don't really know much, yet. We haven't been through the academy yet and won't start until tomorrow."

"Flakes?...Wait, Uchiha? So, there's more than just Sasuke?" Sakura looked a bit hopeful, maybe Sasuke would lighten up with a little family back.

"Yeah, but sadly, he'd rather backstab the village than restore his clan. So he's not of much use to anyone here. If Sasuke doesn't decide to bone some girl, the Uchiha clan might just go extinct." Erato chuckled. Corb scowled again.

"I see...but Sasuke always ignores the girls, he hardly even acknowledges me, but it's a start! I'll get him someday, you'll see!" Sakura had a determined fire in her eyes and she punched the air.

"Not like you are now. Think about it, why would Sasuke, the sole survivor of a once great clan, go with a weak girl like you?" Frost's words stung her but they had logic written all over them. "But..." Sakura looked up hopefully. "If you get stronger, he might notice you. He would want a strong wife to help build his clan and make it strong again, after his little ambition. Focus more on training and less on him, it'll work. Then, there's also a talk that Bounder plans to have that will hopefully have the desired effect." Sakura was in thought. Frost's words definitely held truth. He just watched the emotions play over her face: understanding, wonder, sadness, doubt, hope, and finally determination.

Sakura looked up at Frost and nodded.

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The ponytailed wanna-be ninja crouched on a tree branch. He almost fell off but he corrected himself. Hmmm, it seems like the gravity is significantly less here. That would explain how they jump so high and go so fast. It would also explain why our stamina lasts longer than normal.

The silver-haired Jonin dropped onto his own branch, followed by his two students. Bounder sighed, "First, Sasuke, we need to come up with a place for us to stay and the Uchiha Compound is the safest bet."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "And why should I allow trash like you to live in my clan's district?"

"Sasuke, I never expected, even you, to reject your own family from their own clan. Calling them trash, none-the-less." Bounder was shaking his head. Sasuke narrowed his eyes further and glared at the apparently unaffected kid. Kakashi and Naruto just raised an eyebrow. Bounder began again, "The kid that was with me, in the red. He is undoubtedly an Uchiha and you'd just shun him from his own clan out of selfish hatred. Tsk tsk tsk." This really riled Sasuke.

Sasuke sat shaking before he calmed himself. "If he is indeed an Uchiha, they may stay. You, however, may NOT!" Sasuke radiated killing intent that barely phased the moron crouching in front of him. Bounder just ignored him and turned to Naruto.

"Naruto, my buddy. Since SasGay over there won't let me stay, I was wondering if I could bunk with you for a while?" Sasuke was fuming. Naruto had his eyes narrowed and was staring at the kid as if he looking into his soul.

"I don't even know your name, much less who you are, and you're asking to live with me!? What are you, insane!?" Naruto half half standing, half crouching now and pointing at Bounder.

"What!? I'm shocked, you don't even know your own brother?" Bounder feigned hurt and put his hand over his heart. Kakashi and Sasuke were all confused now. Bounder smirked at their reactions. Naruto was pointing at him still and was now grinding his teeth. "You're lying! Prove it!"

"Baka! How the hell do you expect me to prove that I'm your brother!? I'm not a damn medic! If you don't believe me you can check with the old man and see for yourself." Bounder calmed himself down and sat on the branch, letting his legs hang over it. "And it goes farther than that even. Not just brothers, we're supposedly fraternal twins." Naruto set down and scratched his head. He was obviously thinking about it. It's not every day you learn that you have a sibling, or a twin. "Can I stay if the old man confirms what I've said?" Naruto looked up at his supposed brother. "Sure!"

"Okay, since we don't know, I'm going to be the big brother, you can be the lil bro." Bounder grinned as Naruto reacted. Jumping up again, "That's not fair!" His finger, once again, pointing directly at Bounder whose smile never wavered. "Life's not fair, lil bro."

"Okay, now that that's over. If I recall, you had secretsto tell us. What else is there?" Kakashi was definitely curious to see if his hunch was right. Bounder grinned again but jumped over to Naruto's branch and whispered something in his ear. Naruto went into deep thought. He sat there thinking for a few minutes and Bounder hopped back to his own branch, waiting for Naruto's reply.

"No, not yet. I want to, but I don't want them to push me away." Naruto was looking at the ground, his grin no longer in place. Bounder nodded in understanding. "Okay, Sasuke. You gotta leave, this is a secret that we can't tell you yet."

"What!? Why not?" Sasuke was pissed off now. His curiosity had been caught and he was going to find out what the secret was, even if he had to eavesdrop. "What could possibly be so secret between you and the dobe!?"

"If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it. This is something personal to Naruto and myself and we decide who we tell. We keep our secrets just like your damn clan keeps its secret kept. Get over it." Bounder turned back to Naruto and waited until Sasuke left and was out of hearing range. He raised his shirt so both Naruto and Kakashi could see his stomach. He focused his chakra and got it easier than earlier in the office. The seal faded in and stayed.

"So, you have one too?" Naruto was curious now. Not only did he supposedly have a brother, but said brother was also a demon container. Kakashi was taken aback. "So, you're a jinchuuriki too. My suspicions are confirmed, but what demon is sealed inside of you?"

Bounder grinned and dropped his shirt. "The nine-tailed Kyuubi. Well, half of it anyways. When Yondaime sealed the demon fox, it could not be contained in a single child. The majority of the chakra was sealed in his arm. The rest of the chakra and the demon's soul were separated and sealed inside twins after birth. Well, according to the sky, it's starting to get dark and I want to hurry to sleep. The sooner I get to sleep, the sooner I seem to wake up and the sooner I can start the boring academy reviews." Bounder stood up and stretched, popping his back. "The Hokage wants to keep this a secret so don't tell anyone that I have half of Kyuubi. These whiskers are 'tattoos' and I'm a self-proclaimed brother of Naruto. Now..." Bounder started digging in his pockets before he pulled out what he wanted. He handed a stack of bills to Kakashi. "Get the first of the series and drop it off at Naruto's. Now, let's go." Bounder jumped to the ground and started sprinting through the forest. He couldn't jump on the branches because he couldn't focus chakra to stop him from falling.

Kakashi and Naruto broke from their thoughts and followed through the trees.

They arrived at the training grounds to find Sakura teaching Frost, Ruse, and Erato about how to control chakra while Corb and Mike stood and watched. Sasuke was leaning against a tree with a scowl on his face. He watched at the three came out of the forest to stop by the large group.

"Alright!" Bounder clapped his hands above his head to get their attention. "We've got everything settled. Sasuke-san is willing to provide a house in the Uchiha compound for you guys to stay in. I'll be staying at Naruto's apartment since I pissed Sasuke off and he hates me now. Kakashi and his team are going to whatever the hell they do. Later I have to go see Sarutobi with Naruto and then we're all good. Tomorrow we should be able to start our official reviews at the academy." With that, he was gone.

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Corb, Mike, and Ruse didn't say anything at all this chapter. Erato talked very little. They're just not yet secure is where they are :3 They'll get over it soon enough.

I don't know how fast I'll be able to get the chapters out for this. I make then ten pages in OpenOffice. I'll try as hard as I can to NOT stop working.

I have a lot of ideas and stuff planned out, unfortunately, It's hard getting to them. I'm not good at writing peaceable times. I don't know if I can write good battles or not, I just want to get to the action. There will most likely be time-skips in the next chapter. Probably over the span of a month when they meet Jonin senseis.

And I know I always capitalize the ninja ranks, it's just something that I like to do.

Bounder is a representation of how I WISH I acted.

I'm debating whether I want a FemKyuubi or a Male Kyuubi. There will be no lemons with the Kyuubi. The gender may change the relationship with the two kids with the fox. You guys vote whether you want a Female or a Male Kyuubi.

You can also submit ideas for Missions and such because I don't have many for before the Chuunin Exams.

I'll try to work as hard as I can to get Chapter 2 out. I don't like to set estimations on the finish date but I'll try for before Thursday. Gives me the rest of today, tomorrow, and the next day.

A note: Both Jonin senseis for the OCs will be OCs themselves. Other than that, there won't be many OCs, aside from enemies, until after the 2.5 year time-skip.

Review or I'll suicide! ... Okay maybe not, but still... I couldn't bring myself yo kill myself or anyone else for that matter.