Chapter 1:
Let the psychotic rants begin.
A/N: Hey guys its me Kyra. Well it's time for the midnight release of my new FF. Readers line up here. Reviewers your line is over here. Trolls your line is right here.
Random Reader: is there a reason why the Troll line ends in a field with piles of corpses and weapons.
Very good question that is the Coliseum I had built just for them. Now, (draws sword) to the coliseum. And don't forget to review.
"Ugh. I hate school". I said as me and my best friend Blake were walking home from school. "It also doesn't help that I have to carry this heavy guitar case." my anger growing by the second.
"Yeah why do you have that anyway you don't even have a guitar." Blake asked looking slightly confused.
"Blake you know me better just because it's a guitar case does not mean that there is a guitar in there."I said calmly
"That's kind of weird Kyra."Blake said
A few more moments of silence and walking.
"Well we're finally here." Blake said a little annoyed at the long walk.
"Did I mention that I will probably get Matt back for making us walk all the way here." I said an evil smile beginning to appear on my face. Matt is my slightly older brother who decided not to take us home from school because I scared him so bad he back flipped onto his face.
" You know we wouldn't have to walk home every few days like this if you scare the crap out of Matt so often." Blake said slightly annoyed.
"Well I can't help it he's just so easy to scare."I replied shrugging my shoulders.
We walked into my house and I could hear the gunshots from Matt playing his Call of Duty game.
"Hi Matt thanks for leaving us at school" I said while walking into his room with a false cheery attitude.
"Get out of my room Kyra. I'm in the fight of my life with a kid from Norway who can't leave his bubble and plays 24/7. I'm barely surviving right now, he's like a god."
"Does it really look like I care." I replied while unplugging his PS3.
"Kyra why did you do that?" Matt asked.
"Well you do have the bigger TV. You can just play with that guy some other time." I replied while plugging in my N64.
"No I can't -Ask Sam for a reason-." Matt replied starting to get a little whiny.
"Oh boohoo, get over it. Besides that game is horse shit compared to a classic like this." I said while putting in one of my copies of Ocarina of Time.
" You've played this game like 50 times why do you need to play it again." Matt said standing up.
"First off I've played it exactly 83 times. Secondly I'm not going to be playing it Blake is. I'm trying to pass on my internal game guide to her." I said while pushing the pokeball up to turn the power on on my special edition Pikachu N64.
"Yeah I die constantly but I'm getting a little better." Blake said while taking a seat and picking up the controller.
"Well you're not playing that in my room." Matt said while taking out the cartridge as soon as Blake hit continue.
After that everything went blank.
Well that is the end of the first chapter. Be expecting a cliffhanger every other chapter. Lucky for you I wrote out every chapter before posting this one. Though since I am evil I will release them weekly.
Kyra: She is really evil.
Wait how did you get here!
Kyra: Duh I AM YOU!
DIE DEMON DOPPELGANGER! (Attacks with the emergency Kunai.)
Now that that is over R&R and let this be a lesson to you myself not to invade my own mind.