Once Ed was going to a date with Winry when suddenly Roy came bursting in and, drunk, started stepping on their table and setting the moogles on the chandelier. Soon, Ed transmuted the chandelier into a shoe that exploded! Roy then snapped and Winry was very annoyed; so she threw a wrench at Roy and Ed jumped at Winry and she hugged him. Roy wanted Winry to hug him, so she ran away. Riza grabbed Roy, nearly smashing his skull. Winry then laughed and hit Roy in the insert body part here and he screamed. Ed laughed. Then Al smacked Ed, and Ed cried. Then Winry hugged Ed and he felt better. Riza threw a Black Hayate at Roy, effectively striking his knees. Roy, once again, was 'USELESS!' So Al laughed and Winry laughed and Riza laughed. The wrench decided to hit Roy, so he sobbed while everyone mocked him.
THE END.
Author's Note: This is what happens when my friends Quin, Dew, and I make a co-write of sorts. Well, actually, it's the result of those games in which one person writes a word and passes it on to the next one, and a story is born. To keep it simple, I'll call these kinds of fics 'Randoms'. They're completely unedited and unrevised, so there's bound to be some errors in them. So BEHOLD THE RANDOM!