Author's annoying Note: Random Idea!!! OMG I'm sorry for the damage it will cause your brains! XD
So the Basics are:
FryingPanOfYaoi is Hungary
ShineyKnives is Belarus
FakeTears is Ukraine
PintOfAle is Belguim
PrincessPrincipality is Monaco
SingleStar is Veitnam
LadyAsian is Taiwan
Fräulein is Liechtienstien
OneFishTwoFish is Seychelles
NekoNihon is Japan
TheAwesome is Prussia
Disclaimer: [insert wit here]
Elizaveta surveyed the conference room and was definitely pleased by the number of known BoyxBoy couples around her. Another thing that made her extremely happy was her plotting "sisters", the female nation personifications of the world! Yes, why else would they do so many of the purely manipulative things they did?
Examples? Oh right! How about the time(s) when Natalia chased her brother to the point in which he was convinced all women were insane? Ivan was such a big breakthrough in their schemes… Then Katyusha "getting lost" while her two dates ended up spending the evening together… Or Mei letting in Yong Soo every time he comes over, especially when Yao was in his room, alone and unsuspecting!
Ah, her girls were amazing! Elizaveta took out her laptop, which was to be used for note taking only of course, because typing was much more efficient, or at least that's what the girls had told Ludwig… This meeting was boring, and she needed some stimulating converstation.
Thank you Internet for instant messaging! She logged on, setting up a private conversation, and sent invitations to all her fellow conspirators.
FryingPanOfYaoi invites you to join the conversation SeriousNotetakingBusiness!
ShineyKnives, FakeTears, PintOfAle, PrincessPrincipality, and SingleStar have entered conversation SeriousNotetakingBusiness!
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Lets wait for the others k
PintOfAle says: Sure enough!
LadyAsian, Fräulein, and OneFishTwoFish have entered conversation SeriousNotetakingBusiness!
Fräulein says: Sorry, Bruder was trying to see the screen
FakeTears says: NOOO! He can't T.T what will we do?
Fräulein says: No worries, I took care of it ;]
Elizaveta, along with all the other girls in the conversation looked over to the neutral Switzerland to see a fiery red blush covering his cheeks as he strained to have complete attention on Germany's lecture. Simultaneously eight pairs of eyes flickered over to a discretely smiling Lilli.
OneFishTwoFish says: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!? O.o
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Plz, enlighten us, you evil genius you!
Fräulein says: I told him that I needed to ask for a tampon, unless he had any with him that I could use… Sadly he didn't… which reminds me, does anyone have one so he will buy my bluff?
ShineyKnives says: And they think I'm scary! You girl, are twisted and efficient. I think you just went up a few points in my line of respect…
PintOfAle says: Yeah, I got one. What would be more effective though? A) Me waltzing over and giving it to you, B) You coming and getting it from me discretely or, C) [my personal favorite] I through it across the table and "miss" getting it to you?
PrincessPrincipality says: You wouldn't!
SingleStar says: She would.
LadyAsian says: Option C could get us all in trouble for IMing, but option A is sooo boring…
OneFishTwoFish says: But what about option B?
LadyAsian says: But where is the fun in that?!
FakeTears says: Option C! And make sure to hit Switzerland or… LATVIA! Yes! DO IT!!!!
PintOfAle says: …
FryingPanOfYaoi says: … I have a new respect for you dear. Ok Vote!
Fräulein says: On what?
FryingPanOfYaoi says: On either to hit Vash or Ravis with a Tampon!
Fräulein says: Oh… Latvia~! He makes cute faces when he is disturbed! ^^ Plus, Bruder can't handle too much more…
SingleStar says: Vash, let's see who will rescue him!
LadyAsian says: Gah! Great point! Vash it is!
ShineyKnives says: Ravis because he might need to use it…
OneFishTwoFish says: Ravis because PP and I can cheer him up afterwards~! 3
PrincessPrincipality says: YAY! Yes, we will cheer up dearest Latvia! So Latvia!
PintOfAle says: Ravis because he won't have wrath afterwards…
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Latvia it is~! Bela, if you will~!
With in moments, the conference room stopped to watch a flying tampon sail across the table, making contact with Ravis' forehead. Next, the famed "LATVIAAAAAA!" shriek was sounded and said nation fainted. Many of the male nations turned pink and looked away quickly, too bad Italy didn't get the memo.
The girls watched happily as Feliciano flounced over to the offending object and picked it up.
"Vee~! What's this Ludwig?" The bubbly Italian ran up and poked the brutesque German on the cheek with the tampon. This caused most nations to have coughing / giggle-stifling fits. The red of the cheeks easily reached an all time high.
FryingPanOfYaoi says: SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE ITS OVER!!!
Fräulein says: Got it, but its kind of blurry…
FryingPanOfYaoi says: NOOOOO!!!
Feliciano, seeing as he wasn't getting anywhere with Germany, ran up to Hungary instead.
"Big Sister~! What is this?" He had his big chocolate mimicking eyes wide with curiousity that made any female melt. She felt a little better, but the loss was still fresh.
"This," She took the tampon from his hands so as to show it to him, "Is a special item for girls only okay? Which means someone is missing it, so I need to take it from you."
Italy closed his eyes, like always it seemed, and nodded.
"Vee~! Ok!" He leaned over to kiss both of Elizaveta's cheeks, as was the Italian way! She responded by giving a hug and whispering to him that Ludwig looked like he could use some tender loving care, to which he was only too happy to oblige!
The meeting continued on from there, awkwardly, but nonetheless it continued on.
PintOfAle says: That was PRICELESS! XD
ShineyKnives says: Yes, even Poland looked slightly… perturbed?
SingleStar says: Best Part Definetely!
PrincessPrincipality says: He is even cute when he passes out~! *sighs*
LadyAsian says: Eliza? You okay over there?
FryingPanOfYaoi says: No… I'm super depressed! T.T That was a beautiful moment missed all because Austria, no matter how much I love him, says I have a "problem"
Fräulein says: Sorry, but I got nudged by Toris as he was trying to get to Ravis…
FakeTears say: I can't believe how wonderfully that went…
FryingPanOfYaoi says: *sigh* I guess… oh what's this?
OneFishTwoFish says: What's what? O.o
FryingPanOfYaoi says: This!
NekoNihon resquest entry into conversation SeriousNotetakingBusiness!
LadyAsian says: GAH! Don't let him in! I'll say something stupid, I know it! I just will!
SingleStar says: Did he say why he wants in?
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Yes. He sent me a PM saying: I got it. Let me in.
PrincessPrincipality says: He did not! OMG, did he?
PintOfAle says: LET HIM IN NOW!
FryingPanOfYaoi says: ok… im desperate!
NekoNihon has entered conversation SeriousNotetakingBusiness!
NekoNihon says: I am very disappointed in you girls. Not being prepared for such beautiful outcomes speaks so poorly for you all.
SingleStar says: Are you just here to lecture us or what?
ShineyKnives says: If you are leave or I will make you.
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Hush! Now Kiku, you know I love you dearly but I will not hold them or my frying pan back if you don't have it AND are yelling at us.
NekoNihon says: I have an image of Feli poking Ludwig with a Tampon AND an image of the impact that started it all… a "sleeping" shot of Ravis for little Monica should she be interested.
PrincessPrincipality says: OMG I LOVE YOU KIKU!!!
NekoNihon says: But if you love me what would you do with this beautiful photograph? ^^
FryingPanOfYaoi says: We are forever in your debt of your serious ninja skills
NekoNihon says: Not Ninja, Samuria. For if it were ninja, well… then you wouldn't have access now would you?
NekoNihon says: Forgive me. Greece-san has… well you can look for yourself…
NekoNihon has left conversation SeriousNotetakingBusiness!
The girls looked over to the Greek, only to see him glomped onto Kiku in a dead sleep. It was adorable. Japan was blushing and pushing hairs away from his "friends" face.
LadyAsian says: I hate ALL of you traitors.
FakeTears says: You hate me? T.T I'm heartbroken!
ShineyKnives says: Am I seriously the only not insane one here? Wow, that's scary!
OneFishTwoFish says: *ignoring hormonal Mei* Monaco is sooo lucky~! We should have hit Luxembourg with it instead!
PintOfAle says: No. I refuse to throw Tampons at my little brother's head. º-º
LadyAsian says: And you don't even care!!!!!! Hungary! Help!
FryingPanOfYaoi says: With what hun?
LadyAsian says: Remind them all that I had dibs! Japan is MINE!
SingleStar says: You do know that she said "I love you" too right?
Fräulein says: Just do it please. She is starting to melt in her chair over there…
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Fine… State your male so as it is known, as well as your favorite other male to match~!
PrincessPrincipality says: What's with that last part?
FryingPanOfYaoi says: I felt like it. So get over it k?
ShineyKnives says: Big Brother Ivan. IvanxYao. NO LITHUANIAXRUSSIA! NO!
FakeTears says: Little Invisible Matvey~! Sooo cute! Ummm… GilbertxMatthew (Canada)
PintOfAle says: Netherlands or France, which ever. NetherlandsxDenmark (super fun) FrancexWorld!
PrincessPrincipality says: Ravis 3 … ME!!! Wait, um… RavisxPeter or PeterxRavis
SingleStar says: Thailand. HOT!!! Ummm… Help plz?
LadyAsian says: Kiku!!!!!!!!! (MINE!) Giripan! Cuz it's cute! With Kitties too!
Fräulein says: Vash, AusSwiss… Denial, complete denial… seriously
OneFishTwoFish says: Luxembourg! With France! OMGZ RAPE! XD
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Interesting…Although I have a problem with Thailand… tsk tsk
SingleStar says: Problem!?! What PROBLEM!
FryingPanOfYaoi says: He is way too straight for his own good. It is heartbreaking really.
FakeTears says: Yeah, It is kinda a let down… I doubt even Feli could convert him…
ShineyKnives says: I don't think even France would TRY…
Fräulein says: Sister Hungary never answered~!
Princess Principality says: That's right! She most certainly did not!
LadyAsian says: Spill it. Naow.
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Austria, AusSwiss.
PintOfAle says: Do I detect an unenthusiastic answer?
FryingPanOfYaoi says: Fine… Prussia AND Austria… with… Canada and Switzerland!
TheAwesome says: HAHAHAHAHA! YES! YOU WANT ME! HAHAHAHAHA! To bad toots! I'm taken by one sexy Canadian! With a little Pansy on the side… HAHA!
PintOfAle says: The Fuck!?! PRUSSIA! How the HELL did you get in here?
TheAwesome says: I had Techman hack into the system… genius!
FryingPanOfYaoi says: So sorry guys, but Ima have to go now… and so are all of you…
The conversation SeriousNotetakingBusiness! Has been taken offline.
The meeting ended with a dented frying pan, an unconsciencous Prussian, a concerned Canadian, and many amused females.
~fin~
I am so sorry for the mush I just turned your brains into! But it was so much fun! And so much crack!!!
Alrighty! Notes!:
Luxembourg is Belguim's brother and so is Netherlands…
Belguim is named Bela in this one
Monaco is named Monica in this one
Liechtenstien is named Lilli in this one
Techman is Estonia
Yes, I do think the whole idea of Ukraine being a crybaby is a set up
I think Belarus only acts insane so people will leave her alone
I do seriously think Thailand is the Straight-est character in Hetalia (which is amazingly sad so if anyon has a good pairing for him plz share!)
Kiku is Hungary's mentor and thus knows all that goes on with her and "private" chat rooms…
Feli really is that cute!
Lilli is that clever and Fräulein is German for Little girl/lady
SingleStar refers to the single star on the flag of Veitnam
Switzerland CANNOT handle lady problems~!
Alright, I think that about covers it… Thanks for reading this late night drabble written at 1:30 am!