Naruto characters find fanfiction.

Sasuke and Naruto start looking around the village for their teammate Sakura. Kakashi had scheduled a last minute training exercise, Up to no good no doubt. Naruto spots the new computer café he heard Sakura tell them about.

"Let's go check in there," Naruto points to the café, Sasuke grunts, and then they both walk into the café.

"NejiGaa!" Sakura shouts at ino.

"No! Gaara is so much more of a seme then Neji! Just look at the hair! Neji looks like a uke!" ino yells back.

"I just can't picture Neji or Gaara being uke!" Tenten comments.

"Let's just agree that Sasunaru is the overall best Yaoi couple ever!" Hinata says trying to stop the fight.

"Agreed! Come on let's look up some more Sasunaru!" ino exclaims happily. Sakura notices that Sasuke and Naruto have been standing in the café for the past few minutes.

"Uhhh, hi guys! What are you here for?" she asks trying to cover up the awkwardness.

"Kakashi sent us to tell you we are training today in an hour. What's Sasunaru?" Naruto asks. Sasuke rolls his eyes at Naruto's stupidity.

"It's the name of- of umm…" Sakura tries to think of something but nothing comes to mind.

"It's the name of my puppy," ino says trying to save the poor innocent mind Naruto has. Sakura silently thanks ino.

"Also why would Gaara or Neji be interested in pitching?"(A/n in Japanese seme literally means pitcher. It's kind of like in English how nuts can mean well…. you should know what I mean since you're reading Yaoi) Naruto asks.

"Ummm….. People are thinking of making Suna and Konoha baseball teams," Sakura tells Naruto. Naruto nods understanding.

"Wait, what does a puppy have to do with Gaara and Neji?" Naruto asks. Sasuke whispers something in Naruto's ear. For a second he just looks at Sakura in shock.

"You sick person! How could you guys ever think, no, even hope for something so terrible?" Naruto storms out.

"You ruined Naruto's innocent mind Sasuke? Weren't you the one who threatened my Yaoi club and I would die if we ruined his mind before you and him get to- "

"I told him that you were thinking of forcing the losing baseball team to eat 'ino's dog Sasunaru'," Sasuke tells the Yaoi fans. "Don't be late for training in half an hour," Later on after training Naruto goes back to the computer café to search online pictures of ino's dog, because he was curious what it looks like. He gets on to a computer, types in Sasunaru on images. Naruto looks through the images and notices something.

NEXT DAY: computer café

"Sakura, Sasunaru isn't a dog! Someone made a couple with me and Sasuke! And they made me bottom! ME!" Naruto shouted as if it was shocking. Sakura notices Sasuke is behind Naruto.

"Sasuke has too much pride to bottom," Sakura tells Naruto. Naruto mumbles something sounding like 'sadly that's true' and walks out. Sasuke follows with a smirk. Two minutes later ino comes rushing in the room.

"Sakura! I have real Sasunaru photos!"

"Wait, how?"

"I was spying on them last night and- well look!" the two girls looked at the photos then instantly passed out from nose bleeds.

Nanami: XDD btw if you are going to don't even try asking for a lemon scene. I refuse to write one until I turn 18 and that's a long time away.