*DISCLAIMER: Ja-Er is mine, also I don't own any DCU characters or Transformers*
Raven was tired of watching the teen girls swooning over Twilght propaganda, "Vampires don't sparkle" She grimaced, next to her Static and Cyborg gagged "DO NOT MENTION THE SIN" Static hollered startling everyone. Then a thought hit Raven "hmmm…" she grinned "Ah crap she got that look again" Virgil muttered.
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"Hey Grandpa your omnipresent, omnipotent, and anything else in that category right?" Raven grinned "Yes, you know my body makes up all realities in existence…you know usually I am the one with the scary plot face…" Ja-Er groaned, Raven sat in his lap and handed him something "…Hmm I do love books?" his eye brow lifted as he started reading the book.
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"" Ja-Er towered over the planet wide inferno "NEVER AGAIN SHALT THY HARM THE INNOCENT MINDS" he snapped his fingers and the entire universe imploded. "….Feeling better…." Raven said from behind God "Yes…Yes I do in fact feel a lot better now" Ja-Er got an evil as hell look "Oh before I forget" He looks at the screen "VAMPIRES DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE, THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN" he bellowed "NOW MAKE ME A SACRIFICE OF CHEEZY PUFFS AND ROOT BEER AHAHAHAHAHAHA" God and Raven shared a glance "I'm scared hold me" God whimpered Raven patted God on the head reassuringly "Shhh it's alright" she was a bit paler then usual at this point.
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Raven shook her head "Note to self; don't let grampy on " Ja-Er popped up between her and her computer "Already there…whats slash?" he clicked the link.
End(of the universe)
(NOTE: Yes Ja-Er is so batshit insane even God fears him. Static is a Titan)