The death eaters stood in a circle waiting for their master to arrive. With
a faint popping noise Lord Voldemort appeared in the centre of the ring. A
small brunette death eater ran forward to great him, "hello sir!" he
babbled excitedly. Voldemort ignored him and stomped around the circle
eyeing his servants. He was suddenly distracted by a clicking noise coming
from behind, he swirved to see Colin Creevey taking pictures of him. "over
here voldemort, to the left! Its your best angle!! You give off that
mysterious air on camera its brilliant! Dennis will love these!" Voldemort
raised his wand and Colin backed away certain that he was about to die. But
then Voldemort put one hand on his hip and struck a pose – he looked like a
fairy – and grinned menacingly. "really? I thought my best side was the
right!" colin began clicking away happily.
Voldemort then looked around him at the confused and slightly scared death eaters and snapped out of it. "Now, I have news for you. Now that I have human form I am able to do something I have previously been unable to do." Murmurs broke out in the crowd and one small boy gasped "are you finally going to kill Potter?" Vlodemort turned around and glared at the boy "well luscious your son is rather bold. Would he be so bold as to assist me in my task?" Luscious looked very proud and shoved his son forward. "Hey, don't poke me dad! Am I gonna kill him? Am I?!" he started bouncing up and down excitedly on the spot. Voldemort took a step back alarmed and put a hand on the boys head "Malfoy stop that. I feel dizzy now… has anyone got any parecitamel???" Draco stopped immediately and grinned, "so, what are we going to do?" he ran off a list on his fingers of how he could kill him most of them involving a sausage and a fishing hook. When Draco explained how he would make a robe out of exploding snap cards and make harry wear it so he exploded off into space and showered them all with bits of Potter confetti. Voldemort paused as he pictured it and made a mental note to remember that one for later.
" No boy I am going to get my daughter back!" A stunned silence lay heavily in the air and Malfoy paled. "daughter master… I never knew you had a daughter!" Voldemort blinked as he came out of the day dream he was having of he and his beloved skipping through the fields his black cloak blowing in the wind… her dark hood covered with daisies. " What? Oh, yes you are knew to the gang aren't you? Well, she has curly hair and rather large teeth… though I could soon take care of those… and she is incredibly clever – she could multiply at the age of 3 months! Ahhh, yes and I do believe she attends hogwarts!" Malfoy racked his brains trying to recall any Slytherins that fit the discription. " I am afraid to say that she was adopted when she was 1 ½. I never knew who the mother was… but she went to live with blasted muggles, poor child! And now I MUST retrieve her…now!" Malfoy still couldn't recall anyone in his house like that…but they wouldn't be in any other house would they? No, he assured himself.
" so, who is she, what is her name?" voldemort screwed up his face in concentration "err… ummm… let me think… I think it began with a….no not a…h? yes H. Hamine…Herry…Hallis…I don't know I really cant remember!" Luscious grew angry at this point and yelled "how do you expect my son to find this girl If you cant remember her name???" Voldemort thought about this for a moment before shrugging his shoulders and saying "I don't know do I? Why do I always have to know stuff? Figure it out yourselves for a change you stupid bumheads!!!" and with that he turned around and disapperated. All the deatheaters began talking at once. Then all of a sudden Voldemort apperated again and said in a sheepish tone " Sorry I forgot… Creevey could you give me a copy of those pictures?" and he then disapperated…again.
Voldemort then looked around him at the confused and slightly scared death eaters and snapped out of it. "Now, I have news for you. Now that I have human form I am able to do something I have previously been unable to do." Murmurs broke out in the crowd and one small boy gasped "are you finally going to kill Potter?" Vlodemort turned around and glared at the boy "well luscious your son is rather bold. Would he be so bold as to assist me in my task?" Luscious looked very proud and shoved his son forward. "Hey, don't poke me dad! Am I gonna kill him? Am I?!" he started bouncing up and down excitedly on the spot. Voldemort took a step back alarmed and put a hand on the boys head "Malfoy stop that. I feel dizzy now… has anyone got any parecitamel???" Draco stopped immediately and grinned, "so, what are we going to do?" he ran off a list on his fingers of how he could kill him most of them involving a sausage and a fishing hook. When Draco explained how he would make a robe out of exploding snap cards and make harry wear it so he exploded off into space and showered them all with bits of Potter confetti. Voldemort paused as he pictured it and made a mental note to remember that one for later.
" No boy I am going to get my daughter back!" A stunned silence lay heavily in the air and Malfoy paled. "daughter master… I never knew you had a daughter!" Voldemort blinked as he came out of the day dream he was having of he and his beloved skipping through the fields his black cloak blowing in the wind… her dark hood covered with daisies. " What? Oh, yes you are knew to the gang aren't you? Well, she has curly hair and rather large teeth… though I could soon take care of those… and she is incredibly clever – she could multiply at the age of 3 months! Ahhh, yes and I do believe she attends hogwarts!" Malfoy racked his brains trying to recall any Slytherins that fit the discription. " I am afraid to say that she was adopted when she was 1 ½. I never knew who the mother was… but she went to live with blasted muggles, poor child! And now I MUST retrieve her…now!" Malfoy still couldn't recall anyone in his house like that…but they wouldn't be in any other house would they? No, he assured himself.
" so, who is she, what is her name?" voldemort screwed up his face in concentration "err… ummm… let me think… I think it began with a….no not a…h? yes H. Hamine…Herry…Hallis…I don't know I really cant remember!" Luscious grew angry at this point and yelled "how do you expect my son to find this girl If you cant remember her name???" Voldemort thought about this for a moment before shrugging his shoulders and saying "I don't know do I? Why do I always have to know stuff? Figure it out yourselves for a change you stupid bumheads!!!" and with that he turned around and disapperated. All the deatheaters began talking at once. Then all of a sudden Voldemort apperated again and said in a sheepish tone " Sorry I forgot… Creevey could you give me a copy of those pictures?" and he then disapperated…again.