Disclaimer: side effects of reading this could be a potential of wasting your time, drowsiness, questioning your sanity, and laughing until it hurts (better get that checked out). If it takes you longer than 4 hours to read this than consult a doctor.
Another Bad Horror story
It was a dark and stormy night. The perfect conditions for murder.
A young couple in their mid-20's is camping in the woods near Fargo, North Dakota. They are about to engage in adult situations when they hear a noise.
Woman: Honey, why don't you go check that out?
Man: How about I continue checking you out?
Woman: But I'm too scared to have sex right now.
Man: But you said that last night at our son's birthday party too.
Woman: Please go check it out.
Man: Fine.
The man walks into the dark and the woman can't see him anymore. After a few minutes the man comes back.
Man: I didn't see anything it must've been-(gets pulled into the darkness)
The woman screams. The man jumps out of the darkness.
Man: Gotcha. (Laughs)
Woman: That's not funny my aunt was killed by the darkness.
Man: Oh yeah, I'm sorry I forgot. Let's get back to business.
As they start walking back into the woods the man gets pulled into the darkness again.
Woman: All right where were we? Hey where did you go?
She looks around and realizes something.
Woman: Get out of the bushes.
The man walks out.
Man: Ok you got me I was going to play the same trick on you again.
Woman: That's not funny because now if somebody came out of the bushes and attacked you right now I would ignore you and go about my business.
As she says this she turns her back and the man is attacked by an unknown figure that starts stabbing him. The man yells for help but the woman puts on her I-Pod.
Woman: If you are getting killed right now I can't hear you.
The dark figure slashes the man's throat and then leaves. A while later the woman finally checks out where her man went. She finds him lying on the ground.
Woman: Quit fooling around. (She picks him up and his head falls off) Come on get your head on straight. (She tries putting his head back in place but it keeps falling off) Wait a minute.
The woman goes over to his severed head and feels for a pulse on his neck and feels nothing. Panicking she goes over to his wrist and looks for a pulse and feels nothing. She starts crying but then has one more idea. She feels his crotch for a pulse but again gets nothing.
Woman: He's definitely dead. (She continues crying over his dead body)