Hey everyone! This is something different from the stories I have been writing. Its a parody of the song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer", but it's done Pokemon style, of course. I also thought this reminded me of the Stantler episode "The Little Big Horn". I don't own Pokemon or the original song. Enjoy!
Brock got run over by a herd of Stantler
Standing in a road in Somethin' city.
You cam say that they were just illusions,
But just try to tell that to Ash and Misty.
He'd been staring way to long at Officer Jenny,
And was trying to do something to impress her.
Then he'd attempted the impossible,
Trying to stop those rampaging Stantler.
When they found him five minutes later,
Lying in the center of the street,
His eyes were all big and swirly,
Having been stepped on by many Stantler feet.
Brock got run over by a herd of Stantler
Standing in a road in Somethin' city.
You cam say that they were just illusions,
But just try to tell that to Ash and Misty.
Now we're all so proud of the girls,
They're been taking this so very happily.
Look at them just dance around,
Screaming "Finally, finally, we're free!"
Life's a lot tamer without Brock
As Ash and Misty continue on their quest.
They're glad to be rid of that girl-crazed freak,
And had a lot of fun burning his green vest.
Brock got run over by a herd of Stantler
Standing in a road in Somethin' city.
You cam say that they were just illusions,
But just try to tell that to Ash and Misty.
Now the feast is on the table
And dessert is cake that's really big.
And a crowd of girls that are so glad,
That Brock was crushed as easily as a twig.
Ash and Misty have really spread the news.
"Don't worry, he's really dead this time.
We witnessed the occasion for ourselves,
Brock squashed onto that yellow line."
Brock got run over by a herd of Stantler
Standing in a road in Somethin' city.
You cam say that they were just illusions,
But just try to tell that to Ash and Misty.