Note Passing for the Intimately Bound
A Note: This is the sequel to "Ten ways note passing is bad and one that is good." You don't have to read the first to understand this, but you can if you like.
Authors: Once again, this is co-authored by the lovely xhauntedpassionx.
Background: So, on this site Ashley (xhauntedpassionx) and I are on, they had this game called "Owl Post". Basically, the person above you wrote a letter from the viewpoint of a random character and you had to write one to the character that had written the letter about you. It was just silly short messages. The shorter the better. Well, Ashley came up with a letter. It is actually the second note in this chapter. We just took off from there. Hope you enjoy! We enjoyed writing it!
Disclaimer: We don't own them. Sadly. Christmas is coming up though. -shifteh eyes-
Guide: underlined - James
italics - Sirius
bold - Remus
bold italics - stressed words in Sirius' or Remus' notes.
"..." - talking
Note Passing for the Intimately Bound
Chapter 1: Violets are Blue
The Marauders are known for many things. Their pranks upon students, teachers, castle, and squid alike, for instance. But the most resent was the detentions they had all gained for note passing. Though the detentions had really stopped piling up, it was not hard to see that the notes had not stopped. In fact, two Marauders had found that they rather... enjoyed writing them.
A boy with very untidy black hair sat staring dreamily at the back of a fiery red head. His hazel eyes were slightly unfocused behind his glasses, mouth twitching into a slight smile. She suddenly turned, throwing him a glare more nasty than the Giant Squid going at it with the caretaker's cat. He shot her a dazzling smirk before his eyes widened at an idea striking him. He pulled a spare bit of parchment away from his 'notes' (his favorite fact being a doodle of a rabbit eating fried chicken) and began to scrawl untidily across the paper. As he finished, he rammed his shoulder with a bit more force than necessary into the boy beside him. His friend had shoulder length black hair, silver eyes slit in both annoyance and unadulterated lust as they flickered to the boy on the doodler's other side. The hazel eyed boy rolled his eyes and slid the note across the desk to his friend. The other began to read it immediately.
Sirius,
I came up with a poem for Evans. Tell me what you think.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love you my amazing, beautiful, fiery, in denial, sweetheart, sugar bunch, darling.
And I know you love me too."
-James.
Sirius stared at the page, lips turning up at the corners as he willed himself not to laugh. He'd promised to not get in too much trouble, after all. And he did need the time to spend with the light brown haired boy on James' other side. As he glanced over with a huge and suggestive wink at said boy, the other turned his bright amber eyes to him and rolled them as he saw it before quickly turning away. Sirius began to scribble back to his messy haired best mate.
Prongs,
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Moony and I
Had sex in your bed
-- Padfoot.
James' eyes grew about six inches, hand going stiff as he looked at his return note. Seeing the change Remus, the male on his other side seized the parchment. His eyes narrowed as he read it, anger appearing thinly on his features as he pulled it closer to write. He skipped James and set it discretely in front of his boyfriend.
Padfoot,
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Share our sex life again,
And I'll kick in your head.
-Moony.
Sirius seemed completely devoid of bafflement by the note and merely grinned at him. He completely ignored James and the Potter gave him a questioning look. Of course the stag animagus was concerned. When Remus glared and Sirius smiled like that... e could think no further as another note passed him by.
My gumdrop sweety-pie cuppycake Remmy,
Strawberries are red,
Whip cream is white,
Please let me show you,
The time of your life.
-wink-
-- Padfoot.
There was no stopping this now. All three of them realized this as Remus hastily began to write back. James realized more than the others that he was no longer involved and dejected at first stared into the distance. Until he remembered that red haired beauty at the front of the room that stole his attention. He didn't notice the flurry of notes passing him by now. Though in a seat across the isle, a rather mousy boy was staring at the notes in horror. You see, Peter did not want to get in any more trouble. He'd sworn off note passing since last time. But that didn't mean he was any less important to his friends. For which he was grateful. But it seemed they would never learn as he watched the parchment reach Sirius' hand.
Soon to be neutered Padfoot,
Blood is red,
Your face should be white,
I know where you sleep,
And I'll get you tonight.
-Moony.
Oh lord of the world that should not harm me,
Your pants are red,
And your shirt is white,
If they were both removed,
The world is very right.
-- A still horny Padfoot.
Maybe you won't be harmed,
Your face will be red,
And -something- is white,
If you're a good boy,
I'll put my banana in your grill tonight.
-winkwink-
-Moony.
Moony (-cough- should moon me),
Candy is dandy,
Your banana is sweeter,
I want to lick around,
Every single millimeter.
-- Padfoot.
Padfoot (I prefer you moon me),
School ties and bed posts,
A few things I love best,
Maybe tonight,
I won't let you rest.
-Moony.
Moony, my dah-ling,
Chocolate and whipped cream,
Spread across your chest,
To be able to get rid of it,
Makes me feel very blessed.
-- Padfoot.
Paddly-waddly love-muffin,
There's something new,
That we should try out,
You'll have to follow me after class,
We'll take the scenic route.
-Moony.
(Moony, soony, bo-boony) My Remmy,
Skip after Moony I will,
Once the class lets out,
If he doesn't get naked,
I will pout, pout, pout.
-- Padfoot.
The one that may pout (seeing as you'll be the only one naked),
I'm sure you'll enjoy,
What I have in store,
In fact you'll be begging,
For more, more, more.
-Moony.
Moonykins, my sexy beast,
Oh, guess what, my love,
You've got me intrigued,
Right now your beautiful body,
Is all that I need.
-- Padfoot.
Padfoot (is damned sexy),
You'll be all hot and bothered,
Revenge couldn't be sweeter,
I'll let my mouth do the... talking,
Just think: pool heater.
(And maybe a bit more, hun)
-Moony.
Moony,
Heaters are quite hot,
We'll have to be careful,
But I know that Moony, my love,
Can make anything sensual.
-- Padfoot.
Padsy,
You'll owe me for this,
Just so you know,
Maybe over this weekend,
You can give paying back a go.
-Moony.
Remmycakes,
The weekend, my dear,
Seems to never come fast enough,
I only wish you were here right now,
Covering me in marshmallow fluff.
-- Sirius.
NEW Sirius Sundae,
Are you offering to be,
My little sex slave,
It's only chocolate and you,
That I ever crave.
-Moony.
Moony,
For you, my dear Remmy?
Everyday, I will slave.
Though no one can ever control me,
I just don't like to behave.
-- Padfoot.
Padfoot,
'Tis true, 'tis true,
This I should know,
But when we're in bed,
I tell you when to go.
-Moony.
Moony, dearest,
So you say that when we're in bed,
You're the one who claims control,
Just think back two nights ago,
To when it was me inside of your hole.
-- Padfoot.
Padlykins,
Two nights ago it was,
But think back even further,
To the many times,
I've made you scream bloody murder.
-Moony.
Remus,
Alright, Alright, Moonykins,
I will now reluctantly admit,
That most of the time,
It is I who submits.
-- Sirius.
Sirius,
Good.
-Remus.
And as such the class ended. Remus smirked playfully over at his boyfriend, remembering his promise only too well. Sirius seemed to remember it too because the werewolf was watching him very closely and only recognized the bulge in the other's robes too well before the young Black's school bag had covered up the evidence.
"Prongs, Wormtail, we'll meet up with you later." Remus noted before anyone else could talk. The four of them had only just walked out into the hallway at this point. He got two very odd looks from his friends to which he could only smirk while Sirius colored mildly. The grim animagus had no idea what to expect, after all. Grabbing Sirius' free hand, the young Lupin began to drag him down the hallway toward a very unused classroom.
Hey there again! This is IMPORTANT. Are you someone who doesn't mind gay sex scenes? Do you want to read exactly what Remus had planned for dear Sirius? There will be a link on my profile to a site Ash and I made just to post the naughty details. We want to keep the fanfiction rated T on here, so feel free to drop by. If you have any questions or comments, make sure to state them in the review you're going to leave us. )
To those reading "Torn Between Ties" and "Be Death the Price" I really am sorry I haven't updated. I've been so busy this summer. D I'll update as soon as I can, loves.