The other day my friend and I were messing around on myspace and we kept sending comments back and forth. And soon this Invader Zim story evolved and we decided to post it on Fanfiction so you might ask about our sanity.

Gaz: The pig commands me.

Dib: No Gaz don't listen to it! stay away from the pig... wait why am i trying to help her she wants me dead.
Gaz: I heard that Dib
Pig: now go Gaz destroy, DESTROY!
Gaz: Must obey
Dib: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gir: The Moose commands me
Gir's eyes go red
Gaz: The pig commands me
cut to outside the door with Zim and dib
Dib: Your robot will not destroy my sister.
Zim: You sister is good as doomed
The run in and see Gir and Gaz playing Smash Brothers

Dib and Zim:...
Gaz: oh hey what's up
Gir: who wants burritos
Dib: what...happened?
Zim: I don't know. lets have the "burrito" and try to "figure" it out
Dib: ok but just this once
Zim: computer play theme music to mission impossible while we're eating
Computer: "mission impossible music played"

Gir: I have waffles!!
Zim: we have burritos
Gir: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Dib: Fine give us the waffles
Gaz: The pig commands me to eat the waffles

Dib: Gir what if we don't like waffles
Gir: (eyes turn red) YOU WILL EAT OR BE DESTROYED
Gaz: The pig commands, must obey (shoves a waffle in her mouth)
Zim: come on Dib eat the waffle
Dib: (gulp) fine fine I'll eat one (starts eating the waffle) stops. you know gir your actually good at making these
Gir: good IIIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL be right back
10 minutes later
Gir comes back with 150 waffles
Gir: EAT!

An hour later. Both Zim and Dib are so stuffed that they look like beach balls.
Gir: Time for the tacos
Zim: Gir I can't eat any more
Dib: I can't either
Gaz: The pig commands us to eat.
Gir: EAT!!!
Zim: Gaz, Gir look there is a angry pig monkey with moose horns that just ran that way.
Gaz and Gir run and Zim and Dib roll out of the room and hid in a closet.

Dib: do you think that they will look for us here
Zim: there's only one way to find out
Dib: and what's that
Zim: wait and see if they end up finding us
3 hours later
Gaz: there was no pig monkey with moose horns, those fools actually fooled us
Gir: i wanted to see the monkey :(
Gaz: just wait till i find them, I'll rip them in two
Deep in the closet
Dib and Zim: (praying that they wont be found)

Gir: I have an angry monkey inside my head.
Gaz: I think that I found them. can I see the monkey
Gir hands an angry monkey to Gaz and she opens the closet that holds Zim and Dib and throws it in. You hear yelling and screams of pain.
Gir: I'm going to roll around now.

some time after the dib and Zim just walk out of the closet. both looking like grunge.
Dib: I am not going to try to fool her anymore. she's too scary.
Zim: you can say that again
Both collapse on the floor in front of the closet

Gir and Gaz comes riding back into the scene on a pig monkey with moose horns.

Zim: (gets up from the place he was laying in) Gir where did you get that?
Gir: From the nice guy across the street
Dib and Zim: those mother .
Dib: (turns to Gaz) if you had the pig monkey with moose horns then why did you throw an angry monkey into the closet
Gaz: (scowls)because I wanted to, do you have a problem with that
Dib scared she might do it again just says "ok I was just asking"

soon they are rolled to their homes and Gir and Zim sit on the couch and watching the TV with the Pig Monkey with Moose horns in between them.
Zim: Gir why are we watching a blue screen?
Gir: Because the pig monkey with Moose horns commands me.
Zim: Gir I command you not to listen to some mutated freak.
Gir: Somebody needs a hug

Zim: Gir I command you to do operation alpha
Gir: what's that
Zim: GO TO BED!

Thank you for putting up with this random shit that me and my friend wrote in our free time. READ AND REVIEW