Tonight's the biggest

Night of all

For movies

It's the crystal ball

Actors and actresses

From all around

Some of them

Are Oscar-bound



Whoopi puns

And cracks some jokes

On hobbits, schitzos

And all those folks

" I heard Frodo

Was an Anti-Semite"

" Come and get me boys!"

What a night

And then we get

To the awards

Some of the speeches

Make me bored

Red Carpet- no Bloom

I was sad

When Jim beat Ian

Oh, I was mad!

And then Peter Jackson

By Howard was beat

I started yelling

At my TV

Sure we took home

Some for make-up and tech

And the animated film

Went to Shrek :)

But at one in the morining

When I'd stayed awake

And we lost best movie

Is when I began to quake

Man I was angry

And, heck, I still am!

But, hey, we'll be back

For two more years, man!