Hi, my name is Jacob Stall. Here is a brief summary of my screwed up week so far. The day I turned 11 an owl and a satyr, charged to my house each carrying something ,the owl, a small envelope, while the satyr had a balled up orange tee-shirt and long hair pin. Then, the owl flew in to my house , dropped the envelope on the table , and perched itself on my shoulder. Meanwhile, the satyr broke down my door and screamed, "Shoo, you stupid owl, the boy is a demigod". I yelled ," What the hell is a demigod".Then, the owl transformed into a tall black man with long blond hair tied back in a ponytail. "His father was a wizard and he is 11 today" he said "now who is stupid, you inferior half-breed". The satyr replied "watch your tongue, the boy's mother is Hestia ,the Greek goddess of magic, he is a demigod". "I'm just wondering, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" I screamed at them ,"This is my house , now I want both of you to get out now!". "But, you NEED to come with ME!" they both said at the same time.