killer cartoons
PPG=power puff girls
setting
spike from Buffy the vampire slayer is at home watching TV when 3 vamp PPG girls show up then 5 purple vamp smurfs with vamp big bird and Elmo.
scene 1
knock knock knock
spike: bloody hell go away
PPG girls: come on will let us in
spike: what do you want can we all come in fine
PPG: this is smurf,smurfy,smurfyet.smur,and smurfe
here comes big bird and elmo.
PPG: OK we want too kill the slayer
spike :what what what bloody hell cartoon vamps dont take on hot slayers
oops
PPG: spike do you like buffy
spike: bloody hell shut up
PPG :evil laugh
spike :you cant your not real
power puff girls: we can make people bleed that's real enough
big bird : must kill Buffy
Elmo:hush
big bird:shut up man slut
elmo:ill sick my girl friend on you
big bird:what's she gonna do bite me
elmo:yes
bigbird:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
elmo:he he he
spike:bloody hell shut up(on the rampage)
PPG:well if your not in we have enough smurfs to make her nutz
scene 2
buffys house
knock knock knock
buffy:who is it
blossom:its the whole killing crew
buffy:what the f***
PPG:its blossom bubbles butter cup 5 smurfs big bird,and elmo
buffy:what do you think your gonna do
buffy walks out side and screams
PPG's take stones and starts throwing
elmo runs around her screaming
big bird is dancing and spinning to make her dizzy
the smurfs start to tie her up
with all the commotion buffy distracted
somehow they tie her up and bring her to there hide out
scene 3
spike goes to buffys
spike:buffy buffy you here
he sees little feet print and think that the killing crew got her
he immediately goes and looks for her he finds her.
she's struggles elmo starts hitting her but it doesn't hurt.
big bird is still screaming.
and the smurfs are running up and down her body
spike:bloody hell human sacrifice to the cartoon gods through insane blabber and mind boggling speech.
buffy:(muffled)spike spike
spike:oh buffy you've never wanted me before
buffy:shut up and help me you.
spike:OK
he goes and bites the PPG they scream and lie on the floor
bigbird runs screaming run man slut run save your self.
you stupid yellow thing shut up
he picks up two smurfs and through them in the trash can
he takes two more they struggle and he puts them in the fridge
he takes the last one and throw's it up in the air tosses it up a couple of times then puts in in a bowl and puts it on a shelf
spike unties buffy
buffy:thank you so much spike
spike:no problem pet my luv
buffy you'll be thanked
spike: you cant thank me enough
buffy:you
spike:you what?
Buffy:you animal
spike:oh no it hurts.
Buffy:shut up and take me home now!
Spike:fine don't have a little fun luv.
Buffy:quiet that was hard enough i have never been attacked by evil cartoon thingy things before.
PPG=power puff girls
setting
spike from Buffy the vampire slayer is at home watching TV when 3 vamp PPG girls show up then 5 purple vamp smurfs with vamp big bird and Elmo.
scene 1
knock knock knock
spike: bloody hell go away
PPG girls: come on will let us in
spike: what do you want can we all come in fine
PPG: this is smurf,smurfy,smurfyet.smur,and smurfe
here comes big bird and elmo.
PPG: OK we want too kill the slayer
spike :what what what bloody hell cartoon vamps dont take on hot slayers
oops
PPG: spike do you like buffy
spike: bloody hell shut up
PPG :evil laugh
spike :you cant your not real
power puff girls: we can make people bleed that's real enough
big bird : must kill Buffy
Elmo:hush
big bird:shut up man slut
elmo:ill sick my girl friend on you
big bird:what's she gonna do bite me
elmo:yes
bigbird:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
elmo:he he he
spike:bloody hell shut up(on the rampage)
PPG:well if your not in we have enough smurfs to make her nutz
scene 2
buffys house
knock knock knock
buffy:who is it
blossom:its the whole killing crew
buffy:what the f***
PPG:its blossom bubbles butter cup 5 smurfs big bird,and elmo
buffy:what do you think your gonna do
buffy walks out side and screams
PPG's take stones and starts throwing
elmo runs around her screaming
big bird is dancing and spinning to make her dizzy
the smurfs start to tie her up
with all the commotion buffy distracted
somehow they tie her up and bring her to there hide out
scene 3
spike goes to buffys
spike:buffy buffy you here
he sees little feet print and think that the killing crew got her
he immediately goes and looks for her he finds her.
she's struggles elmo starts hitting her but it doesn't hurt.
big bird is still screaming.
and the smurfs are running up and down her body
spike:bloody hell human sacrifice to the cartoon gods through insane blabber and mind boggling speech.
buffy:(muffled)spike spike
spike:oh buffy you've never wanted me before
buffy:shut up and help me you.
spike:OK
he goes and bites the PPG they scream and lie on the floor
bigbird runs screaming run man slut run save your self.
you stupid yellow thing shut up
he picks up two smurfs and through them in the trash can
he takes two more they struggle and he puts them in the fridge
he takes the last one and throw's it up in the air tosses it up a couple of times then puts in in a bowl and puts it on a shelf
spike unties buffy
buffy:thank you so much spike
spike:no problem pet my luv
buffy you'll be thanked
spike: you cant thank me enough
buffy:you
spike:you what?
Buffy:you animal
spike:oh no it hurts.
Buffy:shut up and take me home now!
Spike:fine don't have a little fun luv.
Buffy:quiet that was hard enough i have never been attacked by evil cartoon thingy things before.