Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or anything. Astrid Lindgren does.
The white little church in the small town was obviously decorated for a wedding.
The decorations were white or light blue and there were flowers in vases everywhere anyone looked.
There were petals already on the aisle just waiting for the bride to proceed up the aisle. The people in the church were important business people and they looked very class at least on the groom's side. The bride's side was very different.
The bride's side had what looked to be a whole bunch of pirates and natives. The natives of some random island looked to be wearing some sort of tradition ceremony clothes and the pirates were obviously wearing their best pirate clothes.
The groom looked very nervous as he stood on his side waiting for his bride to appear. The music started up in hopes that the bride would soon arrive, and the groom looked down the aisle. When no one appeared to becoming in the doors of the church, the groom looked somewhat confused. The music ended and still no one came walking down the aisle.
The groom looked confused as the music began to play again and this time, a lady popped down from the ceiling of the church from a rope as the wedding march was playing. She had red hair that stuck out on the sides of head in braided pigtails. She was wearing a wedding dress and a veil. At this point, the groom became very nervous.
His bride bounded her way up to the groom and introduced herself, ''I am Pippi Longstocking, Princess of the Cannibals. And you are?'' The groom looked positively frightened at the girl in front of him. No way, this can't be happening! I can't marry this crazy girl, I just can't! He thought. ''I am Edward Fern.'' The groom promptly supplied. ''Oh, we are supposed to get married. Okay, Minister, marry us.'' replied Pippi.
''Will you Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's daughter Longstocking take Edward Fern as your lawful husband?'' questioned the pastor. ''Yep.'' responded Pippi. ''Does anyone have any objections?''questioned the minister. Edward, by this time had started to back right out of the church. ''Yes, I have an objection, I will not marry that crazy girl. Father, please forgive me I can't go through this arranged marriage.'' He muttered as he ran out of the church. There was a silence over the whole audience.
The groom's side seeing he had really abandoned the wedding began to leave. But, the bride's side made no move to leave or even get up. Just as the groom's side began to leave, a bright young man climbled down from the rope Pippi had earlier climbed down young man was dressed up similar to the groom and he came forward walking towards the bride who was still standing up the aisle.
''Pippi, will you marry me?'' asked the man named Tommy. ''Yeppsters.'' Replied Pippi. The audience that was left, mostly on the bride's side began to cheer. Some of the audience began to cry with happiness. About a month later, Tommy married Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's daughter Longstocking (in Swedish, Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter LÃ¥ngstrump) in the middle of the ocean on board Pippi's father's ship.
They decided to stay at Villa Villa Coola, and Anika came to visit them often at Villa Villa Coola.
The End.
Hey, guys. Sorry, I haven't written in a long while. This story is one I came up with a long time ago, but never published. I will start working on my incomplete stories pretty soon.