This the first story that I wrote so please go easy on me. My English is a bit wonky because it is not my primary language so if you see any errors, please tell me via PM or reviews.

Disclaimer: I do not own Highschool DxD and Worm Serial. If I did, Halbeard/Armsmaster would not such a huge d*ck, Being TayTay and PanPan would not be suffering, Tattletale would shut up, Issei would not be using BooB powers and Asia would be very corrupted...

Summary: Somehow, Lung got involved in U&L's shenanigans sending his Shard across the multiverse. Somewhere on Earth, a person got hit by a truck. On the void between dimensions, the Dragon of Dragons is bored. In the Human World, A pervert was dying...

P.S. This is a crack-fic. AND I don't care if I got my facts wrong about any of the series, I'm using my headcanon for this one...

I was floating in nothingness, a vast emptiness surrounding my immaterial form.

'A limbo' I thought.

I remember that I died. Yet here I am. Floating aimlessly wherever 'here' is. In this place, there was no light, there was no sound, there was no matter. My mind cannot comprehend this fact and is slowly driving me mad.

My thoughts went back to my family, to my friends, to my old life. Riley would become a doctor, Mom and Dad would've spent their retirement in luxury. Amy would surely move on from my death.

The world will move on without me, I know that. But why? Why does it hurt so much?

…

…

…

'Ah, that's why' Realization dawned on my mind.

I keep telling myself that it's fine but my subconscious, my desire is the opposite. I want to see Riley graduate. I want to see my Mother and Father until their last days. I want to keep sharing the love Amy and I have for each other. I want to keep interacting with my precious people.

I want to live!

Then suddenly, my vision was filled with the vastness of the galaxy. And there, swimming between dimensions, locked within a never-ending dance between the two, were what I can only describe as 'Giant Space Whales'…

DESTINATION. AGREEMENT.

TRAJECTORY. AGREEMENT.

ESCALATION. AGREEMENT.

RENEGE? DENIAL.

DESTINATION…

AGREEMENT.

'WTF was that?!' I asked to no one in particular.

Before I could gather my thoughts, my vision changed again. This time, in front of me is a ''HUGE RED DRAGON'' in a ''world of nothingness filled with ever-changing Kaleidoscope of colors.

Power suddenly filled my soul as my immaterial body slowly changed into a DRAGON

"Interesting" was all the dragon said before it hurled me into a portal.

Then, my world turned to darkness…

The Dragon of Dragons was bored. Sure, doing motorcycle stunts and flips were interesting but not as interesting as getting a rise out of that little Ouroboros. The Dragon of Infinity was emotionless mot of the time but when it does, things gets interesting. And the Dragon of Dreams wants to see interesting things.

Then as if the universe was reading its thoughts, an anomaly appeared within the edges of the its domain, the Dimensional Gap. The anomaly was a soul, but the soul contains something. A part of a multidimensional entity of immense power. So the Dragon of Dragons pulled the anomaly.

When it laid its eyes on the soul, it was nothing special, but what inside it is. He dived into the soul looking through its dreams. The Dragon of Dragons saw the recent life of the soul, its ambitions and its dreams.

'What's this? A world where its denizens create worlds? A world of heroes and villains? A truck that sends souls to other realms?' The Dragon thought as he sees the soul turning to that of a Dragon. The soul possess a 'Shard' as the soul called it. A 'Shard' that gives the power to turn stronger as the conflict escalates. A 'Shard' that originally belongs to the leader of a certain Asian only gang.

"Interesting" The Dragon unconsciously said.

Then, an idea appeared in the Red Dragon's mind. A great idea that he got from a Multiverse-travelling troll Vampire.

The Dragon of Dreams opened a portal towards the human world, sending the soul into a dying body. In another time, this boy would be the most powerful user of the Welsh Dragon's prison using the power of perversion.

However, in this timeline, the Red Dragon Emperor gained a new wielder and a new power. A wielder that knows everything that will happen and a power that keeps increasing as the battle continues.

"The power to grow stronger as the battle goes on and the ability to double the power every ten seconds. Enterain me ****** or should I say, Hyoudou Issei..." The Dragon of Dreams, Great Red, laughed as his boredom was finally lost...