AN: Just so you know, I am just a casual watcher of Fate/Zero. As such, I have no knowledge of the finer workings or mechanics of this world or any similar ones. If you have come here expecting such, then disappointment awaits. You have been warned.
It was a behemoth of a man and that was the first thing that Irisviel von Einzbern noticed after the mist of prana dispersed. In the church where she and Kiritsugu opted to summon their Servant for the Fourth Grail War it suddenly felt very crowded.
The second thing she noticed was the state of dress… or undress, rather, that the summoned entity was in. On top of his silver locks stood a greasy straw hat with baubles and hooks on it. The one thing covering his modesty was only a pair of black briefs, the Servant presenting to the world a chiseled torso similar to a brick wall, thick limbs reminiscent of tree trunks and palms big enough to fit her head in a fist and crush it like a ripe tomato. Ending the bizarre outfit was a navy blue fishing rod he held in one hand and a stuffed red doll in the other. Turning to Kiritsugu he spoke, his voice deep and commanding:
"I ask you. Are you my master?"
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This wasn't King Arthur. While his wife was busy staring at the frankly ridiculous Servant they'd summoned, Kiritsugu was contemplating.
"I am," he finally answered.
"Is there something on my face?", the Servant asked, his regal expression shifting with slight discomfort.
Wordlessly, Kiritsugu pointed at his mostly naked body.
"Oh. Oh! I am sorry, I was relaxing. Give me a moment, please." With that, a truly massive suit of silver-colored plate armor materialized on the Servant's body. And it took all of Kiritsugu's considerable willpower not to gulp, because if the man was enormous before, now he was downright gargantuan. Drawing a blade that glowed with cold blue light, he plunged the tip into the church's floor.
"Servant Saber, at your service."
"What is your name?"
"Well, my actual name would hardly mean anything to you. I am, however, known as Chicken Chaser, The Hero of Oakvale."
Kiritsugu and Irisviel only stared in silence.