This is a story that my cousin and I came up with together. He gets credit, too!
Disclaimer: (I've always wanted to write on of these!) I don't own Series of Unfortunate Events. If I did, I would probably be hiding from Olaf and his associates now! I also do not own Harry Potter, Teletubbies, or Danny Phantom.
The Teletubbies were nervous as they went into their new home. They had just been adopted by a man named Count Olaf. They went inside his house.
"Hello puppets!" he said, "I am Count Olaf. I have adopted you so that I can get my hands on that enormous fortune you will receive from your TV show when you come of age. I am evil. Fear me. Now go to bed."
So Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa, and Po all headed to their room. The next morning, Count Olaf was nowhere to be found. They Teletubbies were thirsty, but they couldn't find Hawaiian Punch anywhere. They decided to improvise and use the one drink that Count Olaf had in his house: wine. They drank until they could no longer say which way was up. Count Olaf got home and found them all drunk. Because of their condition, they gladly gave over the fortune and joined Count Olaf. After the effects of the alcohol wore off, they still were Count Olaf's henchmen.
They needed to disguise themselves (because little kids all over the country know who they are), so Po and LaLa became the 2 powder faced women, Dipsy became the bald man with the long nose, and Tinky Winky became the person of indeterminate gender.
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