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Dear diary

Just so you know, you are not a diary, you are a journal!

The dear diary thing is already written inside, got it diary?

So, this is a diary…. Uhhh…. Journal, I'm keeping about my son…s, Jonathan Christopher.

No, its not Jonathan and Christopher, they are both named Jonathan Christopher, o.k.?

Great! Now not only my shrink tells me its weird my diary… uhh... journal, thinks so too?

I'm deeply offended!

I thought this diary is going to be different from all my other journals.

The lady in the cashier promised me it doesn't think bad stuff about you ever!

And then I had to kill her because she saw me crying, it was kind of funny actually.

Hahaha.

I just remembered the look at her face when I stuck my knife in her stomach.

She was just a stupid mundie anyway so it doesn't matter anyway.

But she lied to me!

You are thinking I'm crazy!

I can see it on your little, beautiful, fluffy pink cover, you are so obvious, I mean come on, I can read you like an open book.

Because you are an open book.

I'm rumbling nonsense am I?

Back when Jocelyn was here she would tell me whenever I started rumbling.

I miss Jocelyn.

No Valentine, forget about her, it's not your fault she left you, I'm sure she still love you, she is on a vacation!

In the last 6 years.

Who are you kidding she hates you!

But it's no reason to cry.

Or talk to yourself.

Stop doing that!

Fine I'm not talking to myself anymore!

But just so a certain someone named Valentine know, I wasn't talking to myself, I was writing to myself.

I'm doing this again.

I'm crazy, no wonder Jocelyn left me!

I'm so mad!

I'm going to yell at something!

15 minutes later

I'm back.

I just yelled at Jonathan and he cried, I really prefer the other Jonathan.

You know the blond one.

They are both blond.

Dammit.

A/N: this is a story I started writing with my b.f.f in class, so here it is…

(Her name is Uriah, you can find her under the title of UriahCullen)

Hope you enjoy it.

Special massage for Uriah: I'm sorry I added more things, it was really really short and I wanted it to be a surprise for you!

Please don't hate me! If it bothers you I will erase the story and write it again with you!