It was a beautiful spring day. The sun was shinning. The birds were singing. The women were bathing. The perverts were spying on them...
"Ero-Sennin!" A hyperactive orange blur pounced on our unsuspecting peeper. "Oye, Ero-Sennin! You promised to teach me a new jutsu today!"
"NARUTO! How many times do I have to tell you not to call me..."
Suddenly, the day didn't look quite soo bright as an angry mob of previously bathing women aim their wrath towards our favorite perverted writer.
It had been two years since they had left Hidden Leaf. Needless to say Jiraiya was running out of new things to teach Naruto. Naruto was a fast learner, and with the help of Kyubi's chakra, his potential was limitless – not to mention his stamina.
Jiraiya sighed as he sat beneath the shade of a tree. Running away from those women today had been especially tricky. Or maybe he was simply getting too old for this - now that was a scary thought.
"Oye! Ero-Sennin!" A grumpy Naruto taps his foot impatiently. "You promised to teach me a new jutsu if I was able to complete all that new training!"
"I lied."
"Na...Nani?"
"I was stalling...you see the truth is Naruto...I've already taught you everything."
Hey all you Naruto fans! I'm aiming to do an awesome new Naruto fic. Problem is if I don't have help my fics never seem to complete themselves, so if any one wants to join me, just Review no Jutsu!