"YouTube Royal Rumble"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with YouTube or any of its channels, nor do I own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE and its wrestlers are owned by it's chairman, Vince McMahon.
Summary: 40 YouTube superstars battle it out in an all out battle royal for $1,000,000 on the line and the title of World's Greatest YouTuber! Who'll stand the pain? Who'll stand the tears? Who will be victorious in this total internet war?
Chapter 1: Pre-show Interviews
Both current WWE backstage interviewers Renee Young and Jojo were shown on both the interview area and locker room interviewing some of the 40 YouTube stars that were competing in this once in a lifetime event.
Angry Video Game Nerd's Interview
Renee Young was standing alongside the Angry Video Game Nerd down at the interview area. The Nerd was downing on his Rolling Rock when Renee approached him.
Renee Young: Angry Video Game Nerd, you're competing in the first-ever YouTube Royal Rumble. Any thoughts going this event?
Angry Video Game Nerd: I have a lot going through my mind. The fact that I'll have to review more s****y games or the fact that I have to steamroll all 39 pieces of s**t in this battle royal. Why do you think I'm called the Angry Video Game Nerd? I take everyone back to the past, so I can play the s****y games that suck ass. And after I'm finished with the game, I destroy it so I won't have to play those annoying pieces of f**k ever again. I'm going to imagine every single competitor as those awful f***ing games, so I can wear them out and take them out, those pieces of f**kballs. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta train.
Angry Grandpa's Interview
Jojo was with Angry Grandpa, alongside his son Pickleboy, down at the locker room area.
Jojo: Angry Grandpa, you look really pumped. Why's that?
Angry Grandpa: I'm feeling pumped because I get to whoop all 39 pieces of g****mn s**t! Pickleboy's been training me for this moment. I called him non-stop like a d**k until he finally agreed to train me.
Pickleboy: But dad, I was busy filming my blo-
Angry Grandpa: *to Pickleboy* SHUT UP, YOU DON'T GET TO F***IN' TALK! *to Jojo* Anyway, I got this in the g****mn bag! And when I do win that money, I'm keepin' it! I'm keeping the f**k all of it! Now if you'll excuse me, I got a f***in' Rumble to win, g****mnit!
Linkara's Interview
Renee Young was with Linkara from Atop The Fourth Wall down at the interview area. He was busy wearing a custom-made shirt that said "Linkara 3:16"
Renee Young: Linkara, have any strategies going into the YouTube Royal Rumble?
Linkara: Not that I know of. However, I have read every single comic book known to man. And I can always remember the part where the hero's got his back turned by a nasty villain, only for the hero to act fast and strike back! That's gonna be my strategy: Act fast and strike back! If I follow it nicely, I'll ink this one in the bud, my friend! This is one Rumble I can't lose!
Grim's Interview
Jojo was standing beside wrestling action figure reviewer Grim from Grim's Toy Show. He was all decked out in gear similar to Kevin Owens, except that there was the words 'GTS' written on his shirt instead of 'KO'.
Jojo: Grim, you have a huge challenge against you, as you must try to endure all 39 contestants competing in the Rumble. Any thoughts?
Grim: I got a lot of thoughts going in my mind. I mean, 39 contestants besides me? Sounds like a tough task. Not as tough as trying to pull off a 100-man action figure-only Rumble! But it'll be no matter, Jojo. I hope with a late entry number, I'll be sure to make it out alive!
Fred's Interview
Renee Young was standing alongside annoying teenage YouTube sensation Fred, who was speaking in his high-pitched voice like always.
Renee Young: Fred, you've got a lot of thoughts going into tonight's Royal Rumble. Care to share them with us?
Fred: *feeling terrified* Yeah, I'm scared straight up to my pants! It's making me so tense and so surreal, I don't know if I should ever go along with the event! Hopefully I won't draw a higher number that's either 1 or 10! I'm hoping I'll draw something really late like 40, because that'll get me an easier chance of winning. Whatever happens, I don't want number one. *screaming on his knees* I DON'T WANT NUMBER ONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fred continued to scream on his knees as Renee took in a distorted groan.
Renee Young: *to Fred* Okay, did you really eat helium before you came here?
Yikes, I can't tell you how long this took me to get this posted. Normally, I would have got this done a fews days back, but taking care of mom and combined with endless hours of playing Final Fantasy VII on the PS3 (I actually downloaded it) sorts held me back. But I finally managed to get the pre-show done. Anyway, next chapter will be the beginning of the YouTube Royal Rumble!
Just so you know, most of the competitors will highly consist of popular YouTubers while some of them are lesser-known but have a huge cult following. Who will be competing? Who will be the first two men entering the Rumble?
Feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, same Warrior time, same Warrior channel! Peace!