A/N: I found this on an author's page awhile back, and edited it a bit.
Bold words in this font are the original "rules"
Words in this font are my added thoughts/opinions
Anyway... hope you enjoy and find it somewhat humourous..?
Rules To Remember When You Visit The Opera Populaire...
1. I will not give Christine's mirror the finger… (or will I…?)
2. "The Phantom" has a name, thank you very much. It's Erik (M. Piangi says "Amateurs" if you did not know that)
3. I will not "improve" Erik's mask with pink glitter paint… (why would anyone…?)
4. I will not bring up Andrew Lloyd Webber. (But..but..but..)
5. I will not use Erik's sword to roast marshmallows
6. Erik is not a huggy person.
7. Locking Erik in a room with his phangirls will result in you being thrown out the nearest window.
8. Never attempt the shaving-cream-in-hand trick on Erik. (That should be on the game, Dumb Ways to Die)
9. The swan bed is not a trampoline. (No duh… It does not look very bouncy)
10. Doing impressions of Erik is neither cute nor funny. (That's what you think)
11. Doing impressions of an angry mob to scare Erik is only funny until he finds your hiding spot. (How do you do impressions of an angry mob..?)
12. Erik does not like to be poked with a stick…. (Uh..who does..?)
13. I will not offer to take Erik to the circus. (Oooo the feelz…)
14. Erik's model stage is not a dollhouse. (Well now it is sucker, mwahaha)
15. I will resist the urge to scream "this is Sparta" in Erik's presence. (THIS IS SPPAARRTTTTAAAA!)
16. I try not play with the lever that controls the gate in Erik's lair. (Hehehe… "try")
17. Do not force Erik to watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame or Beauty and the Beast. These will only depress him. (They depress me too)
18. Erik cannot walk through walls. (duhhh)
19. Always assume that Erik is within earshot. This will avoid problems.
20. Erik will not give you music lessons. No, not even if you ask nicely.
21. Do not attempt to take a selfie with Erik. He likes his personal space (I don't like selfies anyways)
22. Never EVER bring up Love Never Dies… (BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED….IT WAS ALL A DREAM!)