Dear Fanfiction,
Its Awesome your writing stories about me. I mean I am the coolest, hottest god on Olympus. But seriously, stop writing stuff about Rachel and me. I am not, nor have I ever been in a relationship with my Oracle. It's just wrong. Almost as wrong as your stories about Percy and my little sis, Artemis.
Just stop with the stories and me and my Oracle, ok. Thanks
Sincerely, Apollo