My name is Teru Mikami.
I recently wed Takada Kyomi.
She is three months pregnant with a little boy. For privacy reasons, we will refer to him as "Jerry".
Kyomi and I plan on Jerry becoming the greatest man alive.
These are our plans for him.
The first years are the most important of Jerry's life. He will learn the great wonders and pains of the world. Kiuchi and I will make sure to envelope him in learning materials. Red, black, and white are all he will see for his first months. He will listen to Mozart, then Haydn, and then Mendelssohn until his ears can sing. Kiyomi will breastfeed him – no formulas. She will coddle him while I teach him manly things like hunting.
When Jerry goes to school, he will excel. He will astound his teachers with his alphabet singing and finger painting skills. He will make friends that look up to him. They will visit every other week for a 'play date'.
In the middle school years, Jerry will be known as the class genius. He will have strict morals and principles that he will rigidly support and write essays on. This is also the time that Jerry will get his first girlfriend. He will get to 'first base' at the end of their first date.
In high school Jerry will excel at everything. There will be nothing that troubles him. He will have everything he wants.
One day while sitting bored in his English class, Jerry will see a notebook fall from the sky. He will experiment with this notebook. He will use the notebook make the world better. He will be Jira.
A/N: This is totally a crack fiction. I wrote this for fun, and it would have been nice if it were longer. x3 I do not actually write with such choppy sentences, but I imagine Mikami would be very serious about his child.