Hi, this is my first story, I started it on
it didn't go as well as hoped, so I re-did it and tried it on here.
It's not all about Tiffany, she follows Harry around (not like a stalker) it is set in Harry's seventh Year.
You get to see the Trio and some of my own vibrant characters.
Its lots of laughed and much to read.
Tiffany is a very sarcastic girl, she really has some anger problems and her friend's are looking into
"Anger Managment" for her, along with her crush on Harry and her emotional issues, you get helpful tips on how to deal with the odd situation with everyday teenage (witch) life, in Hogwarts.
Ugh, today was dreadful, like everyday, but today I felt like poking out my eyeballs.
Someone bumped into me today, a first year and he didn't even notice. I think I'm the most unnoticed girl in school: Except for Bobby who I can't get to stop noticing me.
I only have one friend, her name is Brenda Evian. Just like me she is unpopular and unnoticed. This is why we're such good friends. So I have plans to meet Brenda at the great hall around five, it exactly four fifty eight, I have two minutes to run from charms to the great hall. This is going to be blast.
"Excuse me" Ok only have way there "Out of my way "Do you know how hard it is to run all the way from charms to the great hall? NOT EASY. Brenda I don't care about her anymore now I need food. She'll be mad if I'm late, Brenda constantly telling me I'm not punctual, I'm going to punch her how about that?
Oops, I just hit a first year in the head. Oh I hope she's ok. Never mind must get to the great hall. Open the doors and I'm here. I check my watch; Five 0' two. Not bad once you think about that fact that I had to knock down an innocent first year to make it, but I did. "Tiffany! Over here" I hear Brenda call my name over to the Hufflepuff table.
Oh did I forget to mention I'm a Hufflepuff? Yeah I did. Well I am! So I sat next to Brenda who of course was staring at Ron Weasly like he was a god of some sort.
"Attention to Brenda" I said snapping my fingers in front of her face. "He is human you know that Brenda?" I asked her rolling my eyes. "
Oh shut it Tiff" Brenda said wiping drool off her face.
How did she end up liking Ron? I mean there is a perfectly HOT Harry Potter she could be in love with, but she picks Weasly? Ugh, I don't get this girl! Ok, so anyway I look over to Potter who to my shock is not staring at the usual Cho chang, or at least that's what he was doing last year, but this time he had his attention on none other than Ginny Weasly.
WHAT THE HELL WITH THE WEASLY'S? I'm sorry about that phew. SO he's staring his eyes out at Ginny. I wish I was her to be frank, I wouldn't mind having Harry Potter stare at me. Eh anyway back to Brenda, she had a major obsession with Ron, I am looking into helping her with that.
"Brenda I think we need to stop this obsession you have-" Jesus not him.
"Hello Tiffany my love" It was Bobby! Damn Bobby Brinks from Ravenclaw.I thought I told this boy to go eat a goat or something.
"What in the bloody hell do you want now?" I asked rolling my eyes.
I do that a lot, roll my eye I mean.
"Why Tiffany my love, I want you" Eww this guy is getting to me bad.
Bobby Brinks is short, I'm 5'7 and he is to my chest so do the math. He has the trademark ocean blue Brinks eyes. Really white, like pale, and his dirty blonde hair always looked unwashed. He was your average mini stalker.
Bobby Brinks my like mini stalker he's only in his second year, he has some weird Obsession with me.
Its getting really Gross, one time I saw him watching me brush my teeth in the girls lavatory, the next day my tooth brush went mysteriously missing.
Yeah right he took it! Brenda thinks it's sweet; I on the other hand would like to punch him just like I would Brenda.
I have a lot of aggression towards a lot of people. Anyway
"Ew, Bobby you little git, leave me alone" I said making a face as if about to blow chunks. Brenda laughed. Oh how I'd like to whack her in the face one good time.
"Fine, I will leave you for now, but I will return for you my love, you will always be in my dreams" ugh, One of those things you don't want to know.
Great some little twelve years old is probably getting randy just by looking at my toothbrush. If, I weren't so hungry I would hit Brenda just for smiling at him.
I forgot about Bobby and filled my plate with eggs and bacon.
But oh Bobby never gives up, does he! No, he decided to try again as I was sipping pumpkin juice. "I love you tiffany" He shouted from the Ravenclaw table.
I spilt the juice on Brenda thankfully.
"Tiff" She huffed wiping the juice of her face.
"Sorry" Really I wasn't she needed it she thought his little 'crush' was cute, and sweet!
HA TAKE THAT! Juice on your face!
Great now Bobby is walking towards the table. "Will you be my girlfriend?" I thought al Ravenclaw's were supposed to be smart?
He asked me, what's up with this kid, take a hint buddy! "No, now get away Bobby"
There's a huge hint, TAKE IT!
Oh no not Bobby had had to grab my hand and kiss it, ok time to make this kid get the picture. I whipped out my wand "Relacore" I said bubbles lifted him into the air. "Now Bobby I think we should just be friends" I told him as he was now about my height. "Ok, But I'll love you forever" He said. The entire hall was watching, even Potter and his friends.
Maybe this'll get me noticed by someone, anyone besides Bobby Brinks!
I'm putting this in the tip book, the tip book is something I recently started, it doesn't have any yet, I just made the rules of it and such. It's just a notebook with a nice little charm to lock it from anyone's eyes other than my own and Brenda's, I'm not good at charms so it probably doesn't work that well. Back to the book, it is just my tips for the next generation for Hogwarts Hufflepuff's.
Maybe even other houses?
Tiffany's Tips.
1. When your mini stalker wont leave you alone, HEX him!
What did you guys think? I love Tiffany myself.
I think she is just a hole load of spunk, it doesn't tell you much of what she looks like, or the others around her but that comes in later, next chapter is sort of odd, more contact with Harry though.
Please Read and Review.
