Basically, Rave and I've been wondering about how Dosu and Gaara's battle went. We talked over and over about it. Here's the only answer about what could've really happened.
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Scent of Blood
Gaara was slowly transforming into the great demon, Shukaku. Dosu watched in horror as the demonish boy roared into his face.
"Oh my God! Don't you ever brush your teeth!" screamed Dosu grabbing out some Ice Breakers, then throwing it into its mouth.
"RRRAAAAAAAAWWW-wait…what flavor is this?" asked the full demon Shukaku.
"AHHHH! It's mint, you know, the original. Now where was I? Oh yeah! AHHHHHH! THE BREATH, IT BURNS! IT BURNSSES USSS!" replied Dosu.
"Psst... You're playing the wrong recorder," whispered Shukaku.
"Huh? Oops," said Dosu taking out another recorder from his weapon pouch.
Kin and Zaku who were walking by sweatdropped. "So that's how Dosu talks behind those entire bandages," Kin whispered to Zaku. Zaku whispered back, "Yeah."
"NOW, FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SAND!" exclaimed Shukaku.
Dosu just blinked listening to that guy then returned to violently shaking the tape recorder. Now how am I supposed to give out my speech? Hmm…Maybe I should press that play button…hmm… (click)
"Yeah, yeah…whatever, you baka," went the tape recorder as Dosu gasped, realizing that he got out the one for when Zaku talks.
"Hey! No wonder you always say that whenever I talk to you!" shouted Zaku.
"WHY YOU!" screamed Shukaku.
"Uh-oh," said Dosu as he began backing away, the tape recorder still going on. "Now can we get to the point? This is getting really dull."
Shukaku grabbed Dosu and locked him in the basement for the rest of eternity, and Dosu eventually died from food poisoning. (Gaara cooks the food. It's always meat that is either undercooked or not cooked at all. Dosu's a vegetarian.)
In Heaven, Dosu finally found the right recorder. It was hidden underneath his Sound scarf thing.
"I finally get it, and I'm dead. At least Kin and Zaku are alive," said Dosu.
"HI, DOSU-CHAN!" went the voice of Tsuchi Kin as she waved her hand wildly.
"AHHH!" screamed Dosu. "Stop calling me that or else I'll kill you. Where's Zaku?" asked Dosu.
"You can't kill me: I'm already dead. Zaku's in Hell right now. Poor guy, never got a chance," weeped Kin.
"OI! DOSU-TEME!" screamed Zaku. "WHY THE HECK AM I WEARING A DRESS WITH GIRLY WINGS AND A FREAKEN' CIRCLE ON TOP OF MY HEAD?"
"You were saying?" Dosu asked Kin.
And the Soundnin lived happily ever after in Heaven if it wasn't for the fact that they argued so much. God had banished them and threw them into Hell. Then the Devil got irritated and threw them back to Earth where everyone lived the rest of their lives in misery.
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