A/N: Hey y'all! Long time, no see. But I'm sick and with Halloween just around the corner, I decided to write this. Tell me in the reviews if you want a second chapter about Missy's party. Also, I hope you guys will think about giving an animal a home this Halloween! I just rescued a black and white guinea pig named Spook, in honor of the holidays!
As always, R&R!
"Hi Ava!"
An overly excited boy opened the door and greeted his "wife."
The little diva waltzed into the apartment like she owned the place and plopped herself dramatically on the sofa.
"Auggie Doggy Matthews! Why aren't you in your costume! We talked about this! I'm the princess, YOUR THE FROG!" The tiny blonde stressed. Topanga was taking Ava, Auggie, Emma, and "Doy" Trick-Or-Treating tonight and Ava, being Ava, forced Auggie and Doy to be a prince frog, and jester to match her own costume. If she had known Emma Wethersbee was coming, she'd had probably made her be a dragon.
"Mommy is washing it. I got 'sgetti on it." The curly haired boy replied plainly. He honestly didn't understand why he had to be his costume now. Doy and Emma weren't even here yet.
"It's SPAGHETTI! Spa-get-TEE!" She cried and threw herself back. It was exhausting being the wife of Auggie sometimes.
Just then, Maya and Riley came out from the bay window, both in costume. They were going to Missy Bradford's Halloween party, though they hated her greatly, she did throw good parties.
"Hey rugrats, when your out and about don't go to apartment 13B, it's haunted you know." Maya said with a wink and grabbed a KitKat bar from the Matthews candy bowl.
"Really!?" Auggie asked with wide eyes.
"No! Maya's joking. Tell them your joking Maya." Riley nudged her best friend. She didn't want her baby brother scared all night. Plus, if he didn't want to go anymore, her dad would make her stay home and watch him.
"Alright. Fine, I was joking. Apartment 14B is haunted." She said with a smirk. Ava rolled her eyes at the information and assured her "husband" it wasn't true.
Auggie knew already knew he shouldn't believe anything Maya said. Last year she had told him the grinch would come and steal Christmas if he stayed up past 10 o'clock on Christmas Eve. And he still got presents.
"Maya!" Riley shrieked.
"What are you supposed to be anyway?" Auggie asked his sisters best friend, forgetting about her last remark. He could obviously see his sister was a bunny, she had huge bunny feet and ears. But he couldn't tell what Maya was.
"I'm a cat." She replied.
"You don't look like a cat." The 7 year old pointed out.
Auggie was right, she didn't look like a cat. But then again, that was the point. She had a golden headband with fake diamond ears on it, and short black dress on. A golden metal collar looking necklace was around her neck with the word "kitty" engraved on the charm hanging from it.
"She doesn't want to look like a cat August. She's going to a party. She wants to look hot." Ava explained. She glanced over to naïve Riley, who was covered in faux rabbit fur.
"Oh..." Auggie trailed off. He looked from Riley to Maya.
"Riley I think you should change."
He stated.
"Auggie!" She cried, but realized he was probably right. She knew she was wrong when Maya had crawled through her window. Even Smackle had gotten the point.
"No time to change now. We've got to get going if we're gonna meet the boys and Smackle." The bigger blonde stated and pulled a whining Riley out the door. They waved goodbye to the kids and then were off for a night of dares, spin the bottle, and spiked punch. Not that Riley, Smackle or Farkle knew that, of course.
Moments passed before either Auggie or Ava said anything.
"Man, I feel bad for your sister." Ava finally piped up.
"Why?" Asked innocent Auggie.
"She's dressed as bunny, her best friend looks hot. And that hunky cowboy -Lucas- is gonna be there." Ava said, dreamily thinking of Lucas.
"But Lucas likes my sister." He said. Or at least he thought. He had his own problems, mainly revolving around Ava.
"Yeah right. He likes your sister. But he loves Maya. I can tell, believe me." The princess told him confidently. "I'm a love expert!"
"Sure you are." Auggie said rolling his eyes.
"Was that sarcasm?!"
"No!"
"Good. I thought so." She replied and crossed her legs. They chatted about Auggie's fake dog for awhile before Doy arrived, dressed as a jester as promised.
The kids ate dinner with Topanga and Corey before Auggie got dressed.
"I'm here!" Emma exclaimed and opened the door. Ava gasped a horrified gasp.
The girl, dressed as a blue butterfly, bounced over to the table and greeted the Matthews politely before taking a seat.
Ava sat there with the same horrified expression for three minutes before snapping.
"AUGUST! What is this.. this, monster doing in your house!?" She cried, looking at Corey.
"Ava." He warned, but laughed. He had to admit, he enjoyed watching the kids.
"I'm a butterfly." Emma stated, clearly confused by what Ava meant.
"Ava! Emma is my friend!" Auggie said, appalled by his wife's words.
"She's a boyfriend stealing, backstabbing monster!" She cried again, "Where's the chocolate cake!"
Topanga looked at her husband and both tried to stifle a laugh.
They decided that the couldn't keep a straight face, so both got up and went to sit in the living room while the four 7 year olds sorted out their love mess.
"Ava! I wouldn't steal Auggie from you! Besides, I like Doy." She said with a blush.
Doy froze, his fork was held still, and macaroni fell off it.
"Doy?!" Ava asked.
"Doy!?" Auggie said.
"Doy?" Dewey questioned, his head tilting to the side.
"Yeah." Emma giggled. "Doy."
"Doy likes you too." The little boy stuttered and blushed.
Ava smiled. "Kiss!" She chanted.
"Kiss kiss kiss!"
"No!" Corey screeched. He got up a scooped Doy up in his arms.
"No kissing until your 33!" He exclaimed and gave Doy a raspberry. The boy giggled.
"Oh puh-leez. I've kissed Auggie three times!" The princess smirked and Auggie blushed.
Topanga's eyes grew wide. "What."
"He's not a bad kisser." She went on, putting an arm around her new friend Emma.
"AVA!" Topanga yelled. Her husband put Doy down to calm him wife down.
"Run!" Corey told the kids.
It was defiantly going to be an interesting night for the Matthews.