Seran: SHIT!
Kira: What's with the swearing?
Seran: SHIT! SHIT! SHI-(smacked in the face by Cagalli)
Cagalli: Bad Seran.
Seran: Consider this one rated T.
Sora: FUCKING-(duct taped)
Seran: Make that rated M.
Lacus: Seran doesn't fucking own us.
Seran: I've never heard our songstress bad-mouth us all.
Flay: Me neither.
Kira: (jaw drops to the floor)
Seran: Well, anyway,
here's the one-shot drabble of the day. Complete with swearing galore and
some lime...I think.
(Told in Seran's POV)
"SHIT!"
I ran through the corridors rather stupidly saying this word repeatedly.
"FUCK YOU, SERAN!" Lacus shouted.
…What? Everyone has a chance to swear.
"LACUS, YOU FUCKING MORON!" Kira yelled. Lacus shuddered at her husband's voice. (A/N: Yes, they're married.)
Then we heard some moaning and screaming from Athrun's room. Oh, no. They couldn't be doing THAT. (A/N: Yes, Athrun and Cagalli are married. Don't ask again.)
Sai and Flay were standing just outside their room, gaping at the noise they were hearing.
"What the fuck's going on in there?" Sai asked.
"I. Don't. Know. Now shut up." Flay answered.
And Auel, Sting, and Stellar just HAD to pick this time to pass by Athrun's room. (A/N: They're no longer experiments of the EA, they're now coordinators due to Angelo's DNA modification program. Oh, and their block words don't make them go all crazy. They never will.)
"What the fuck's going on?" We all said at the same time.
"Athrun…go faster…" I heard Cagalli moan from the other side of the door.
"Ah, fuck. They really are doing it." I said.
Everyone fell down anime-style and sweatdropped.
Seran: And that's it.
Kira: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHI-(duct taped)
Seran: That got out of hand.
Lacus: (jaw drops to the floor)
Seran: Later, everyone. R&R. Absolutely no flaming allowed.