A/N: Fourth week challenge and I won. :D I think you guys will find this most amusing. For once, Sasuke and Naruto aren't the main characters. o.o;;

Warnings/Notes: Nothing really, implied yuri if you stand on your head and look at the story with a microscope. There is yaoi at the end between Sasuke and Naruto, and one-sided NejiNaru.

Disclaimer: Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto

It's That Time Again
by Mint Pizza Queen

The moment Sakura had kicked Sasuke clear across the courtyard, Ino knew that one of two things was up. The first was that the apocalypse was coming (because really, Sakura hurting Sasuke?), and the second was Forehead Girl was pissed off about something again.

But it didn't explain why she was taking it out on Uchiha Sasuke, her number one crush and reason for seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting, touching, breathing, and living in her otherwise dull existence.

Normally, if Sakura was pissed, she would've taken it out on Naruto. Ino knew that he was still in town because she had ran into him that morning.

Of course, that morning he was stuttering and rambling like a rabid squirrel something about 'scary women' and 'must be that time of month', or something like that.

Wait.

That time of month?

Woah boy.

"Out of the way, Ino-pig!" A hand pressed against her face and she soon found herself flung into a nearby bush.

Ino popped out of the bush just in time to grab the kunoichi's arm, dragging her into the bush with her. A startled squeak escaped the pink-haired girl's lips just as she landed awkwardly on the blonde's lap.

When the girl regained her bearings, Ino knew she was going to blow by the way the vein on her forehead was throbbing. "Ino-pig..." she gritted out.

"Hey, Forehead Girl, what's up?"

"Don't what's up me, you--"

"Sakura," Ino narrowed her eyes. "What's wrong?"

"Oh, you want to know what's wrong? Well, I'll tell you what's wrong! It's that time again, and I'm out of patience and chocolate AND Naruto's pissing me off!" The girl struggled to get away from the blonde, but Ino held her in a fierce hug.

The blue-eyed girl sniffed. "That doesn't explain why you were beating up Sasuke."

"He was the one who spotted the blood on my shorts!" Sakura cried out.

Ino raised an eyebrow. "So--"

"That meant he was looking at my ass!" Sakura squirmed.

The blonde flicked her forehead. "Stupid girl! Isn't that what you've been wanting him to do since you met him??"

The pink-haired girl froze, eyes widening in horror. Suddenly, she screeched. "AAAGH, NO!!" Then, she burst into tears.

Ino patted her on the head. "There, there, it's okay."

Sakura sniffled as she rubbed at her eyes. "It's been a bad day!"

"I know, but you know what would make it better?"

Sakura looked at her questioningly.

Ino grinned. "Having Sasuke feed you chocolate." She winked.

And thus, the two girls sped off in search for one Uchiha Sasuke. Little did they know that he had left shortly after the incident with Naruto packed into his backpacking, claiming that the two were going out on a top-secret mission.

In actuality, Sasuke left because he didn't want his ass whooped again and he brought Naruto only because he feared that the damn Hyuuga would take advantage of his beloved plaything.

But that's another story.