I'm really, really not sure why I wrote this. I think that midnight does things to me... Anyway. This story is set far in future after Ed has gotten married and Al is bounding about... bounding... about... ANYway. In this reality Ed (Al didn't have much say in the matter) "Well you know what? I really don't feel like fighting that bitch Lust anymore. I don't even feel like finding the Philosopher's Stone anymore! Al, you don't mind being a suit of armor do you? I don't really mind having a metal arm and leg. Let's just run off and HEY, I think I'll get married!" And that, is the exact thing Ed said just before they did just that. BTW: The pairing in this story? BEST EVER!

I do not own Full Metal Alchemist

Ed was lounging about in pajama bottoms wandering from one room in the house to another (with alchemy book in hand of course). Al was asleep on the couch… or at least… it used to be a couch. Al apologized profusely when he first broke it but quite frankly I think it gives the house a bit of character. Besides… he'd just break it again when he comes next time. Which is often.

Al visits at least once a week sometimes more. The kids get along great with him. I don't know if it's the fact that he never got to grow up into an adult so he's just still a kid in that big suit of armor or if the armor gives me some sort of Godly kid caring powers because EVERYTIME I see the guy there's at least one or two little rats (children) hanging off of him. A lot of times Al will take care of Sami and Eva for us while Ed and I go out for a little alone time. God bless him.

Ed, I really don't know if I deserve him but well… He's the one who asked ME to marry him so now he's stuck with me! Hee hee hee! God I love him… I would love him even if he didn't have his incredibly sexy blond hair, intelligent hazel eyes, and beautiful body. Sure, he's a little bit short but he's big where it really matters if you know what I mean!

Oh… God… Now I'm horny.

"ED!"

"Yes dear?" My lovely husband just popped his head in from the kitchen, book still in hand, shirt off… GOD DAMMIT! I'm really horny now!

"Ed. Get to the bedroom now. The kids are in bed right?"

"What? Of course they are! It's like midnight! What do you mean get to the bedroom?"

"Get… to… the bedroom…"

"..Oooooh… Alright I'm on my way! Love you honey!"

"Love you too dear!" I shout as I strip of my shirt and pants and jump into the bed. I'll leave the bra on for Ed, I love feeling his cold metal hand stumble as he tries to unhook it. It's so cute!

Suddenly Ed is there, looming in the doorway. "Shut the door dear," I smile at him, "We don't want to wake the children."

"Of course not Clause, of course not."

See? What'd I tell you? BEST PAIRING EVER! If you don't remember Clause she's that tomboyish girl from the fourth episode. The episode with Majahal (or however you spell his name) in it. Screw Winry.

EdwardxClause FOREVER!