Summery: The people of South Park have more or less begun to notice frequent sightings of Visitors in their town, but these are somehow different from the visitors from before. Something about them seems more sinister... Upon looking into it, Kenny discovers a blog by someone who seems to know more about these new visitors then they do who calls himself 'Agent Mothman'. The boys decide to meet him, and invite him to South Park. Cartman's cousin is moving in with him causing tension. A South Park and Invader Zim crossover.

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or Invader Zim!

A/N: This is a joint story with TajiYami since it is an Rp we have been playing, she deserves just as much credit as I do for this story and she has given me permission to write it out.

-There will be OC's in this, one of the biggest being Alex Cartman, (played by TajiYami) who is Eric Cartman's cousin.

-I am planning on switching view points through out the story but I promise to keep a single viewpoint for each chapter.

Well anyway enjoy the story!

--DarkGryph

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A New Kind of Visitor

Chapter 1 – Visitors! ((Kenny's POV))

It was a cold night in the quiet mountain town known as South Park, but then again all nights were cold unless it was mid-summer and even those nights were known to have chill in them. The cold didn't bother me though; it never had and probably never will. I suppose when you grew up in a rat nest of a shack like mine that never seemed to have anything working then you get used to it.

I let out a sigh feeling my hot breath spread out across my face looking for a place to go to get past my parka and into the chill air. It was a funny feeling but it did little to warm me so I laid back against the roof top again and looked up at the stars…waiting.

My name is Kenny McKormick, just a typical fourteen year old boy who loves a good porn and a good time (whether I died from it or not.) I didn't come from the best of family situations; my family has always been poor because of my alcoholic father mostly. None of them seemed to truly care about me anyway which is why I've started doing everything I could to stay away or stay hidden. (Hence the reason I was on the roof right now.) It wasn't hard though, like I said before…they didn't really care.

School's pretty cool though, I have my friends, Stan, Kyle and Cartman and as a bonus on that I get a free lunch that is more than just a frozen waffle split between me and my family. I am a pretty average student at best and seemingly quite the looker for the ladies despite the fact that they think I'm the most perverted person in South Park. I have messy and somewhat long blond hair and ice blue eyes, which is about all most people ever see of my face since I still insist on wearing my orange parka all the time. I'm also skinny as a twig due to malnutrition, but again not many notice with the parka on.

I must have been waiting on the roof for quite some time because I was starting to feel my eyelids getting heavy. I shook my head abruptly to drive the sleep away, "No! No! Kenny!" I yelled at myself, "You've managed to live today to see this, there's no way you're going to sleep without seeing it first or the guys will never let you live it down." The guys huh? Stan and Kyle wouldn't mind, they'll simply fill me in on the details when they got the chance. But Cartman…That fat-ass won't let me live it down; he's the type who has to make fun of everything. I frowned up at the clear sky at the sudden remembrance of Cartman's strange behavior during the day. He had been really quiet all day, which was odd because he could never keep quiet…"Did he even make fun of Kyle for being Jewish today? I don't think so…come to think of it he didn't really make fun of me for being poor today either. Something's up with him." I determined feeling a nagging concern for my obese friend.

My thoughts of Cartman acting strange were cut off suddenly by a bright light illuminating the sky over the town. I sat up quickly for a better look and gasped in amazement. Up in the sky was a visitor's ship hovering boldly over the cattle ranch as if declaring its superiority over us in a mocking gesture. As Stan and Kyle had told me, the ship was not the same as the ones that have visited South Park in the past which only meant to me that the visitors within that ship were different from the cow loving visitors that had taken Kyle's brother and put an anal probe up Cartman's fat ass.

I snickered through my parka at the remembrance of that day almost six years ago as I picked up the pad of paper I had with me and set it in my lap. Kyle had gotten a crazy idea earlier in the week when we started noticing the appearances of these new ships to look them up on the internet in curiosity. He always was the smart one and had finally come up with the question of whether or not these visitors went to places in the world other than South Park and if others were aware of them. Me being the closest thing to an artist in the group, he had asked me to try and draw a picture of the strange symbol branded on the side of the ship that looked sort of like an upside down triangle with antenna, bug eyes and a funny looking, yet sadistic, smile. I stared at the symbol for a long time while scratching my head, my skills in drawing was basically just the nude female in very erotic poses which I had argued was nowhere near a symbol. Kyle didn't want to hear it however and had practically fallen into a tantrum before I had hastily agreed to try. I swear his mother's bitchy influence is not good for him.

So here I was scribbling away at the pad trying to get it as accurate as possible and smiling to myself since it was actually turning out pretty good. That sparked my confidence a bit and before long I had a picture of the entire ship done. Another flash of light in a different direction made me look up from my work to see another identical ship to the first had appeared hovering just as boldly in the general direction of where the elementary school would be.

I frowned at this, "Two ships? I thought there was only one!" I jotted down on my pad in my messy chicken scratch Two Ships. As I finished off the note a third light flashed very close to where I was sitting on the roof of my house. I glanced over already knowing that there was a third ship there.

It was so close to me and now much easier to pinpoint certain details. It was very advanced on a technological level compared to what the people of Earth had. It was nothing like the spaceships we have seen and been on before, everything about it seemed…sinister. It was a deep purplish red color with the black smiling symbol on its sides and now I realized it was on its top as well right before the bubble like dome that I couldn't see through. It was rounded at the front end of the ship and ran down to a sharp point at its butt end and at either side of the ship facing towards the rear were wickedly sharp points attached at the rounded end to grey metallic pipes that looked like they were capable of moving the lethal claws flexibly.

My ice blue eyes rested on the most dangerous feature of the ship and widened as it slowly turned in my direction, I barely had time to let out a muffled 'Oh my God!' before the guns of the ship fired at me and vaporized me instantly.

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A/N: Heheh Sorry couldn't resist killing Kenny off like that. It seemed like a good way to end the chapter. And in case you are wondering, yes those are Irken ships Kenny was talking about, I'm not sure if I got the color right…Please read and review! And I hope you enjoyed the first part of this story…I'm hoping to get pretty far into it and encouragement is much appreciated. o

-- DarkGryph