How's it going guys?
First story here, Just a little warm up one shot thing. Writing quality probably won't be the best, brace yourselves
"Thanks rubber guy, you saved me!" said Naruto to Dodai, a Kumogakure shinobi with the Lava Release kekkai genkai.
"Did you just call me…..RUBBER GUY!" shouted Dodai, with obvious anger in his voice. "That is the last god damn time! I promised myself I would never do this, but I am done with this rubber guy bullshit! I have a name damn you!"
"Sorry I didn't mean to offen-OH MY GOD!" Naruto gazed in horror at what Dodai had just revealed, what truly lied beyond his mysterious eye patch. The eye of the 10 tailed demon gazed at Naruto with extreme menace. "What the fuck is that?" cried Naruto in horror
"I seem inconspicuous, helpful fodder at the most, but now I reveal myself as the SAGE OF THE SIX PATHS! THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO EXTRACT MY VENGEANCE UPON ALL YOU LITTLE DUMBSHITS WHO CALLED ME RUBB-"
"Wake up rubber guy! Don't die!" the familiar voice of the Kyuubi Jinchurikki called to Dodai. "You got knocked out by part of the meteor Madara summoned!"
Of course it was too good to be true. As if I was really Rikudo …..Whoever said that anybody with an eye patch probably has some kind of hax dojutsu is full of shit thought Dodai